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  1. seany t

    Social life and its connection with football

    Does anyone else find that their social life is getting more and more interwoven with the football fixtures as they get older? I never thought it was, but I'm starting to think otherwise. For a start, about 6 weeks back, when it was the end of the season and there were Champions League games...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. sufc_tom

    Why...?

    Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Chelsea Euro final

    They went into the last day of the league separated only by goal difference and when it came to the final of the biggest cup competition in the world, the margin between Manchester United and Chelsea was somehow even thinner. After 120 minutes of gruelling football that ebbed and flowed between...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  4. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity especially faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Winkle

    Penis Enlargments!

    Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Blues Ladies

    3 Southend players leave on mutal consent

    only joking, made your heart beat faster though didn't it lol what i was going to say was, did anyone else see, but Stevie Hammel, Leon Clarke and Nicky Bailey were all in the team on the weekend against Walsall, it was in the Sun lol

  7. New station at the Airport?

    Anyone know where the new station is going to be? By Tracy Alloway Oct. 19 (Bloomberg) -- London Southend airport, 40 miles east of the U.K. capital, is counting on the 2012 Olympics, a longer runway and faster travel to the city's financial district to help boost traffic 60-fold over the...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. South Bucks Shrimper

    I quit

    It's a quarter to 1 in the morning. My eyes are stinging. The affect of this evening's beer is starting to wear off. My laptop says I must connect to power it it will shut down. I am struggling to keep up with all the posts, they are appearing faster than I can read them. I'll catch up in...

  9. How fit are SUFC -

    "Curbishley was heartened by the superior fitness, pace and slick passing presented to Southend" you can't do anything about clubs having better players but are our boys as fit as the opposition ? last year I thought a number of clubs had leaner and faster looking squads and was surprised to...

  10. The Value Of A Drink.

    The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. BBC Predictor - Final Day Drama?

    After todays results, and taking estimated guesses that we'll beat both Barnsley and Luton, but lose to Preston and Plymouth, the table going into the final day is as follows: Hull 50 -13 Leeds 46 - 24 ---------------------- Southend 45 -26 Barnsley 42 -32 Luton 38 -25...
  12. lee_sufc

    Newsgroups, downloads, info needed

    I usually use Torrents for downloading stuff but have heard many people saying about newgroups and usenet for downloading at much faster speeds. I can't seem to work this out and don't know where to start?!? Does anyone here know much about this?
  13. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
    • Vange Shrimper
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    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Last Game Sold out

    Shame I reckon we would of sold 20,000 plus for this one all this lost revenue .... surely if we get our new ground 17,000 capacity will not be enough Ron take note... Our club is growing alot faster than u may realise... One Team In Essex SOUTHEND UNITED FC

  16. Wayne Gray

    I thought Wayne was superb on Friday night. His first touch has improved so much over the last season or so. I remember times last year when the ball would come at him and end up rebounding off his shin into touch. Now everything that comes to him sticks to his boots. He holds the ball up...
  17. * ORM *

    New Seasons Hopes and Plans

    Finished 4th last season so my aim is to go at least one better than that. There's not much to choose between the team relegated into my division, me and the teams that finished 2nd and 3rd last season. If anything I'm slightly behind but I am developing a lot faster than they are...
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    2005 came to an end at the Hall with a game against Bournemouth, who's first match in 8 days should have given them a distinct fitness advantage over Blues injury hit squad. For the first 20 minutes it showed as well, with Blues midfield looking overrun and Bournemouths full backs staying...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. New Topical Song

    To the tune of "British Grenadiers": Some complain of Sean Goater, And some of Super Cheese. Of Barret  and Flahaven, And such great names as these. But In all the Season's Matches, Tilly would neverever da-are With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, Substitute Kevin Maher! For those philistines...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • faster goa ish upside
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Alex

    best route to doncaster

    M11 to the A1 or M1 and M18 whats the best way to get there. It seems the A1 is better but the M1 is faster, just a little more out of the way than the A1. What route do you thinks best?
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