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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Tory cuts-warning

    News Politics George Osborne George Osborne identifies cuts for first weeks of Tory governmentShadow chancellor says £178bn fiscal deficit means he cannot wait for initial post-election budget before cutting expenditure Comments (16) Buzz up! Digg it Nicholas Watt, chief political...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    City's Glaring Vie-error

    When Kenny Dalglish ruled the roost at Anfield, Liverpool were the dominant force in English football. He maintained their superiority during his tenure with a very simple transfer philosophy, and it's something that Manchester City would do well to emulate. 'Always be sure to sign better...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  3. Broadband Speed Help

    This is one for the real techy's on here... I'm paying for 8mb Broadband. Now, living as far from the exchange as I do I'm fully aware that my speed will never be 8mb, but I usually float around 2mb at peak times, a bit faster in the middle of the night. The last two days, however, I've been...

  4. Hands Up Who Paid for That...

    I'll admit it. I paid the full £14 to watch 76 seconds of boxing last night. I was fooled by a Jewish New Yorker who talked a good game, but failed to mark his words with any kind of action. After taking two attempts and a stripping to make the 10 stone weight limit, Dmitriy Salita informed a...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  5. canada shrimper

    halloween fun

    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...
  6. blues_r_best

    Why are black people faster than white people (and answers to other questions)

  7. Irish_Shrimper

    FIFA 10 Demo V Pro Evo 2010 Demo

    Now that the two footballing demo games have come out, what way are we swaying? Last year, I moved to the dark side of FIFA as I got fed up with the online mode in PES. This year IMO, the FIFA demo reigns supreme. Much faster and fluid gameplay, graphically more polished, and the fantastic be a...
  8. shrimperman

    Processor not in a good way.

    Ladies and gentleman, Another computer query for you. My processor is completely smashed. It won't run Itunes, just about manages Word and every time I load a video from the net, it crashes. The standard procedure is to heat up considerably, the fan will run faster and faster to a point at...

  9. Amir Khan? He Can

    TEN months on from his devastating first round knock out at the hands of Breidis Prescott, the so called "Boy who would be King" Amir Khan claimed his crown. In front of a packed MEN Arena, Khan produced the maturest display of his career in disposing of the canny German-based Ukrainian Andreas...
  10. Slipperduke

    Garry Cook's Gamble

    I don't want to appear rude or patronising, but something has been bothering me for a while now and I need to get it off my chest. Does Manchester City's chief executive Garry Cook actually understand how football works? I only ask because the evidence is really starting to pile up now. He...
  11. OldBlueLady

    Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes

    Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. I dunno whether to laugh or cry

    http://www.kadir-buxton.com/index.htm "The procedure is painless and the patient regains consciousness faster the less hard the double blow is struck. With practice, I am able to render the patients unconscious for only thirty seconds. Other individuals have faired even better. ":stunned:
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. seany t

    Question Your experiences of taking the other half to the football...

    I was talking to my boss today who failed to convince his wife to come with him and watch the Chelsea vs Liverpool CL match last night, as she thought it'd be a 'dull game'. But it reminded me of my own experiences when trying to convince the better half of what makes going to the football so...
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    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Slipperduke

    Prove You're Not A Cheat

    As Cristiano Ronaldo lay on the frozen turf at St James Park watching a chorus line of tiny birds circling his head, I wonder if he had time to ponder the irony of his situation. After years spent convincing referees that he had been fouled when he hadn't, he now finds himself being cynically...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Slipperduke

    Scolari Glad of 'Ugly' Chelsea

    Don't worry, they can still win ugly. Chelsea may have proved this season that they're capable of playing breathtaking football, but they needed a reprisal of the hard-working, tough-tackling days of Jose Mourinho in order to overturn Roma at Stamford Bridge last night. The Italians arrived in...
  16. RobM

    Depression

    A friend of mine has been diagnosed with clinical depression. (S)He is on Escitolopram anti-depressants. (S)He has indirectly mentioned suicide (e.g I need a faster car and a big tree). What the .... do I do? I am seriously worried.
  17. Beaver

    FIA (Ferrari International Assistance)

    Ferrari International Assistance (FIA) Got a Ferrari? Not quite good enough at driving? Are other boys faster than you in the wet? Then you need: Ferrari International Assistance (FIA) This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including: Anti overtaking assurance...
  18. Southend_Lady

    Women Vs Men drivers

    After reading the thread about the twit of a woman driving into the gas mains in Benfleet and the few slightly sexist remarks that followed, it made me think about which of the sexes really is the worse drivers. Don't get me wrong, Im the first to admit that there are plenty of idiot women...
  19. shrimper loz

    Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. callan

    School Sports Day.

    Both my kids have had there sports days this week, and both managed to contrive to come last in every event they entered. My eldest daughter was spectactularly bad and provided some real comedy moments especially when she managed to tie up some poor kid with a skipping rope in the skipping relay...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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