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  1. first petrol.. now booze!

    No sooner has Britain been plunged into fuel crisis than reports are growing that the newspapers are poised to completely manufacture another catastrophe for the British public, this time centred around booze. Already some parts of the country have experienced record queues at bars and pubs as...
  2. Grayson

    Battrick Pitches

    If any of you are wondering why it takes long for it to change to what you want, i have a tip. My pitch was hard and fast, but i wasnt winning on it. So, 2 days ago i set it to "change to dusty" so help my spinners. Within 2 days it has become green, while last time i tried to change...
  3. Alex

    a good ticketting idea

    no offence to people that usually pay for things on credit or debit cards but it annoys me to be queuing for longer because of this. they have many windows in the main ticket office, it would be a great idea for at least 2 windows open for cash only. the rest can be for credit card etc payments...
  4. Bob Cratchitt

    Battrick » The Freeze

  5. Not getting promoted

    I was thinking about this whole promotion thing and i have come to the conclussion that if we dont get promoted i wont be to disheartened. I mean we have come along a little faster than maybe we should have this season. It has been great make no mistake , but i think that Tilly would get us the...
  6. I think I'm becoming a Yeovil fan

    I really do love Ciderspace. Here' a copy of one of their pages(totally without permission of course) that I thought was pretty good. Sorry if people have already seen this or similar. A Bluffers Guide to Communication at Huish Park You've read the Ciderspace Bluffers Guide to Huish...
  7. GregStarz

    Tilly buy Zakuani

    I don't know what anyone else thought, but i honestly thought Gabriel Zakuani (Orient centreback) was pure class tonight.... If we could purchase him playing alongside Barrett for next season (hopefully in league 1) i think we will be laughing..... I know Spinner is doing well but next...
  8. BoyWonder2

    Best Of British

    Best of British   Be very proud to be British Because:   Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.   Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...
  9. Bob Cratchitt

    Telewest to bring out their own PVR.

    Well at last Telewest decide to take on the Sky+ revolution which of course many in the know will remember was pioneered in this country by Tivo. However unlike Sky, Tivo did not have the marketing clout to make a big enough impression. The newly announced Personal Video Recorder from Telewest...
  10. Player Ratings

    Griemink - 8 - Without him it would have been 3 or 4 nil, possibly at fault for the goal in terms of positioning, but they should have never been allowed to get to the position that they were in Wilson - 7 - Decent performance good defensively and some nice passing on the attack Barrett - 8...
  11. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    As I usually try and write my view for people who weren't there, I'm going to change it a bit tonight as I guess most will have seen it.  Anyway, we have the rare option of picking it to pieces and dissecting it via video or SKY plus or whatever, so I figured I would just relay my view of the...
  12. Its Only A Game

    Wayne Gray

    Given the start Gray had to the season I think he deserves some credit for his performances in recent weeks. After the Rochdale game he was given shedloads of abuse at the final whistle and to be on honest he didn't look that great at all in the first four or five games. He then had his...
  13. Match Ratings

    A massive improvement from Saturday and there was a great buzz in the away section I thought last night! Haven't see the replays yet but apparently it looks like a dubious penalty but hey we have had our fair share of bad luck and refereeing crimes in the past year (LDV final comes to...
  14. The Artful Shrimper

    Qantum Physics and Cosmology

    Am reading Bill Brysons book;- "A short History of Nearly everything" and only two chapters in and i've got more questions than answers. For instance;- He states that at "The Big Bang" ~a full stop . contains 500,000 million protons. Now one of these protons...
  15. * ORM *

    Radar Gun

    While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know...
  16. PoD Friday Funny

    One day, an Englishman walked into an antiques shop in London.Looking around, he notices a life-sized bronze sculpture of a cat. The sculpture is so intriguing he decides he must buy it and asks the shopkeeper the price. "Twelve pounds for the cat, sir," the shopkeeper tells...
  17. Beer Increases Brain power

    According to buffalo watchers. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When a herd is hunted its the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole with the regualr killing of the weaker members of the herd...