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  1. C C Csiders

    Embarassing Bodies

    Watched this on Channel 4 last night, and whilst the bulk of it was about dermatological issues (psoriasis, acne etc.) two elements of the programme were particularly disturbing. The people in question in these two parts of the programme are embarassed (as the programme says) about parts of...
  2. A review from Neverland

    Well it all began last night at about 10pm with the suggestion of making the trip along the M25 and M4 to Swindon. Clearance was received from our driver's girlfriend and waking up after 6 hours sleep (watched the test match) to the tune of "we are going to Swindon", the excitment set in and...
  3. shrimper4life

    Speed Cameras!!

    Just been flashed on the seafront doing about 40mph, but the camera that flashed me was on the opposite side of the road i.e. aimed towards the opposite traffic?! So will i get 3 points and the fine or does the camera not see my car?
  4. Southend_Lady

    Speed Cameras

    So as not to end up highjacking the thread on Nottingham Forest tickets with speed camera talk I thought I best start a new one on here.... Does anyone know much about those average speed cameras they have on the tall blues poles with small yellow cameras? Quite a few on the M25. I drive to...
  5. DTS

    I know this is not very PC but....

    Monday I got a call from a new cutomer called "Timothy" who has been recommended to me by the gay lads that invited me to the dinner party (See previous poll). Basically as you would expect he was looking to come into the office with his partner to chat about a mortgage for a penthouse he has...
  6. Ricey

    Cureton Signs for Norwich!!

    Just flashed up on SSN!
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    Football in England is in danger ...

    From the SUSD site: "Sit down if you love football" messages flashed on screen during the Boro v MUFC game, and a pre recorded message played over the PA system from Alex Ferguson asking United fans to sit down. All 3,800 Reds stood of course! Oh dear ... :mad:
  8. Maldon Blues


    I liked it when the scoreboard flashed up 'Southend 0 Leicester 2' at half-time. Pre-programming. Very efficient!
  9. South Bank Hank

    Ryce is twice as nice

    Jamal Campbell-Ryce struck twice as Southend threw the form book out of the window to secure a vital 3-1 victory against in-form West Brom. The winger had failed to score a single goal for the Championship's basement side prior to the visit of promotion-chasing Albion, but he produced two...
  10. wiggy

    Got 5 Col u tickets today,

    Thought you needed stubs from Leeds and Burnley to get tickets. Just walked in flashed the seasons and bought the tickets, hope they aint ****ed up again as there might be some disgruntled travellers!
  11. Maldon Blues

    Any Pics

    of the scoreboard, when it flashed up Southend 1 PNE 0 ??!!
  12. The Flying Scotsman

    Who said footballers are thick?

    Whoever said that footballers were thick? "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." David Beckham "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." Mark Viduka "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've...