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  1. Slipperduke

    I Heart Tevez

    Carlos Tevez isn’t usually the kind of player to cause trouble for his manager, but he’s given Sir Alex Ferguson a real selection headache ahead of this weekend’s clash with Sunderland. Four goals against Blackburn in midweek have made him a very difficult player to drop. The fiery Argentine...
  2. Ricey

    Geovanni SIGNING OF THE SEASON!

    Free transfer from Manchester City, why on gods earth did they let this guy go? He has pure football brilliance and can score some cracking goals. The Arsenal one was a cracker but then he goes and tops it off by scoring a screamer against Tottenham today. Hull are one hell of a side. Just...

  3. 12 priceless points

    luvly jubly max points is just what was needed,all i want is to get to 51pts ASAP then see what unfolds. the demi gods mssrs tilly and brush are both top banana and have both been the business. sorry all i cannot get too carried away,simply because i have been watching the lads for too long...
  4. Ricey

    Mark Hughes to Spurs

    SSN are reporting that Tottenham have denied reports claiming the club have approached Mark Hughes to take over as manager! Why on gods earth would Mark Hughes want to leave the richest club in the world who can buy ANYONE! to go to the spurs?
  5. Slipperduke

    Trio Walcott!

    Call off the search and return the helicopters back to base. The England team, missing since the summer of 2004, have been found alive and well in Zagreb. After what had seemed like an eternity of dour, artless whimpering, the three lions found their voice and roared back into life against...
  6. BrettieAngell

    Metal Monday (a day late, apologies!)

    I totally forgot to do Metal Monday yesterday in Al's absence, Here's a classic from the Brazilian gods of metal (at least they used to be) - SEEEEEEPUUUUUULTUUUUUUURAAAAAAAA Inner Self (Live)
  7. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. ShrimplyTheBest

    Duguid to Southend!!!

    http://www.southend.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=110469 For gods sake vital football... Its getting ridiculous now!!! Die Duguid Die
  9. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Slipperduke

    The Curse of Spurs

    The Forth Bridge in Scotland is a magnificent sight. A mile and a half long, it’s an immense, yet beautiful assembly of blood red steel bars and rivets carrying hundreds of trains a day over the wonderfully named Firth of Forth. It is said, usually by locals eager to fool a gullible traveller...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Slipperduke

    Sympathy For The Devil

    Perhaps we’ve all been a bit too hard on Peter Scudamore this week. Entire legions of the press corps have mercilessly opened fire on the EPL’s Chief Executive in the past five days after he announced that the 20 top flight teams would be slipping on the thigh-high boots and whoring themselves...
  12. The General

    The BT 20/20 Thread (Sat, Mon, Tues)

    I kick off my group against "Gods of Hell Fryer" and should be the first of 3 easy wins. No friendly tomorrow and should be 3 nice TIE's!! Kev
  13. fbm

    Time to sell Flahavan...

    ...because thats the only way I can foresee a week going by without reading another repetitive Flavs v Collis debate. For Gods sake... we had Flavs v Bart for christ knows how long. Please can we stop this after every bloody game?

  14. A Plea to Tilly

    For gods sake tilly, put Foran up front i am sure he would score more than Harrold if he would have had as many games as our resident HITMAN has been given. Ritchie is a STRIKER not a left winger, give him or Mcdonald at least 5 games up front, i doubt Foran or Mcdonald has had 5 starts in a...
  15. Irish_Shrimper

    Just got back - Forest

    Well, just got back to the hotel with my flight home being tomoro that is... Ref and linos were an absolute disgrace - nearly everything went against us and it was pretty obvious he couldn't handle having 20 odd thousand forest fans wanting a decision their way... Good goal from gower...
  16. Southend_Lady

    Once and for all - Harrold

    I am conducting a poll to see exactly what people really think of Harrold and I am also going to make it annonymous so that voting is fair. Seems that he draws a bit of a divide which is confusing to me as I really cant see what he is bringing to the team because it certainly isnt goals! I...

  17. Family Days!!

    Is it just me or do these family days at roots hall wind you up. I spent the most of the game with 2 kids in front of me waving and whacking each other with a balloon, then they started a fight with each other while the mum and her mate moaned about the burgers, not once did they watch the...
  18. * ORM *

    BT 20/20 Monday - Fixture Six

    Crunch game for me. Joint top of 3 on NRR and playing one of the tomorrow. Win and I'm through to the next stage, lose and I'm in the lap of the gods. Head to head doesn't look too good but he hasn't varied his team too much and I'm on a GFI (though I'm guessing he will too).

  19. Atmosphere!!

    On another thread it was said we need to have an atmosphere that intimidates the other teams, damn right. i sit in the west and the atmosphere is good sometimes, not brill, some of them just sit there and criticise. Very hard to get a song going sometimes. East stand i have been in a few...
  20. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Why??

    So finally relegation has been confirmed with one game to spare, but it's not the football i want to chat about, it's some of the players! Don't get me wrong, players are allowed to have a personal life of their own and have fun etc after games, but it bemuses me that players like McCormack...
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