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  1. bertiebigbanana

    Had this e-mailed to me today...

    thought i'd share it. Headed 'the guy's rules' 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or...
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    • ched christopher commercials hassle headed lying moon prepared shoes somewhere sports
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. CC51DAS

    Would we be better off to finish 6th ?

    Some reasons why we might do better to finish 6th A - the atmosphere at packed Roots Hall is usually at its best on a Friday ( probable date ) night . This might be the most lucrative option too B - We would get extra recovery time before the second leg . Our small squad has been...
    • CC51DAS
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    • atmosphere cas following hall hassle ish ive lucrative lumps probable roots
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. sufcintheprem

    Semi-match report

    I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
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    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Swansea - the Shrimper truth

    Are Southend the most easterly club and Swansea the most westerly ? Anyway Tilson is talking up the fixture it looks like it might be worth the hassle - and personally I leave home thinking we can nick the points - no problem. Major worry was Macca as he was obviously feeling an injury...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Help, Women Advise

    Hi All, Well this may sound really stupid, but i have caused myself some hassle at home with the missus. I have been on Myspace for a while, then a female adds me, and says hi how are you we used to go senior school together etc. Well back in the day, i would of done anything to bed this said...
    • Jaydeaa
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. stewards !

    ive been at roots hall as a steward now for around 8 yrs on off and things have inevitably changed new managers new squad etc. but the 1 thing that hasnt is the hassle all the stewards get. this is a chance to put our sides accross. most of the stewards there are fans too some of us travel with...
    • true blue steward
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    • hall hasn hassle ive roots tin
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    My dilema Part Deux

    Lads, After weeks of talking of mates dilema's ( The mate who claimed to be a pilot, mate snaking his best mates ex-bird) I now have my own little dilema. Having split with Mrs DtS in November I have been having a bit of a self impossed quiet period. Really cant be ****d with the hassle of...
    • DTS
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    • claimed conversation didn didnt dru dts eastwood finds freddy eastwood hanks hassle havent toilets
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Sean 2

    pubs near WHL station

    Sounds like quite a few of us are going to WHL station so where shall all us Shrimpers meet up for pre-match drinkys. Anyone know a good boozer where we'll be hassle-free and you dont need a poxy spurs season card thats not too far away? Your help is much appreciated
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Dell

    Anybody know how I can get Dell to amend my delivery timings? Ordered a notebook from them last night, but just found out it's due to be delivered between 8am & 6pm (how in this day & age can they not be more specific) next Thursday (which unfortunately co-incides with my drive down south that...
  12. pickledseal

    Col U tickets after Man U game

    bearing in mind I will prob be parking in rayleigh and getting train to game (parking is just too much hassle) how long do people think it will take to get a ticket after man u game? presuming there is any left....?

  13. All the best to you all

    Hi guys, I've decided not to post on the site anymore due to some pretty strange goings on. I've recieved a few personal e-mails from people on here telling me to 'f%&k off' - 'Your Australian, what the f%&k do you know you tw&t' - 'Stan is a legend...
  14. GregStarz

    Ticket help

    I purchased a ticket in the week for tonight game for my nephew (junior ticket) however he has now got the flu and can't make it but my dad said he wil come.... Can i upgrade the ticket to an adult for him or is it lots of hassle ?  Don't really wanna gamble on getting in as a junior  
  15. The Flying Scotsman

    SUFC "Grassing Up" Text

    Unfortunately I found I have had to use this service (see link below) over the last 2 games. Text a Troublemaker On Saturday I had to complain about the bloke in the white jacket at the front of the east stand constantly parading up and down in front of the east greens and blacks and thereby...

  16. Darryl Flahavan

    I was sitting in the Town End with my Swindon supporting mate from uni and heard a couple of guys behind me talking. Apparantly one swindon "fan" went up to darryl and said "where's your brother.........dead" and then laughed. I was absolutely shocked and disgusted and...
  17. Bob Cratchitt

    SZ RSS Feed

    What is RSS? In a world heaving under the weight of billions of web pages, keeping up to date with the information you want can be a drag. Wouldn't it be better to have the latest news and features delivered directly to you, rather than clicking from site to site? Well now you can, thanks...
  18. sufcintheprem

    Ticketing update

    Just had a quick trawl through seatbooker and from what I can tell: S.Upper: Totally sold out (every single seat) S.Lower: Loads of spaces left. South-West corner unused East: 1 seat left in blacks. Be quick if you want it! Family Stand: Quite a few left here. Probably just over a hundred...
  19. Shrimpergonzo

    Saturday 4th December

    Now we have a "free" Saturday whilst others are playing FAC2 - what do you think should happen? I favour re-arranging the Shrewsbury match - we'd get a bigger crowd than we would do on a Tuesday night and it's less hassle for their fans.

  20. Trescothick to lead England

    The poor bloke is not exactly in good nick after his West Indies nightmare.Does he really need the hassle of being captain as well ?
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    • exactly hassle rock wes
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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