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Have Crutches Will Travel - The Big Shrimp In Carlisle
How do I start about Saturday's trip to Carlisle? I had a great day? Yes, but it barely sufficient to say just that. Superb, brilliant, memorable etc etc, might just about do it justice! Despite loads of people questioning my sanity about doing the long trek to the frozen North (there was even...- The Big Shrimp
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- comfort didn easier especially hills itself laughs properly superb trek wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Belly laughs!
My wife has always said I have quite a sick sense of humour with regards to other peoples situations/ailments and stuff, and with hand on heart she is more or less right. Pople falling over gets me, especially when they try and correct their self in mid drop, but she was telling me a story of...- Winkle
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- ands cleaning coping cracks didn didnt especially joi laughs ley lose peoples puppy qui
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Who Do You Do?
There was a time in the early to mid 70's when the height of sophistication for a Saturday evening TV viewing was the Who Do You Do? TV impressionist show (like now is any better with Anton Deck or whatever his name is). Who Do You Do featured the likes of Freddie Starr, Peter Goodwright, Aiden...- C C Csiders
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- aide anto fro gene jane janet laughs league pitney rugby savile script voice winded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Animals you hate!
(1) Sorry and all that you feline cat lovers but I just dont get cats! They roam around everywhere p*****g and s*****g in everyone else garden(except there own) and they dont give a crap about ther owners, all there intrested in is bringing in a chewed up sparrow or a half dead mouse and thats...- Winkle
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- intrested laughs poxy sparrow
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Live Music Experiences.
After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...- SUFC_Al
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- bone ched degrees didn dru eating festivals flooded ful hadn hamburg hes ish itself laughs laura music musicians pulling smashing stansted sunshine tangled tents
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The madest/random place you have had sex
So then, its Friday, thought I would brighten up this horrid winter looking day with a topic that is likely to bring a few laughs! Where is the most random or mad place you have had sex?* *If you are a virgin feel free to answer with the place that you have always fantasised about having sex.- Southend_Lady
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- laughs
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Most un-funny Comedian of all time?
I am debating if I fancy going to see Frank Skinner in concert in Brighton in November. Not sure he is really for me but might give it ago. I decided to canvas the opinion of the people in the office if he is funny or not. Sandie said that he is not funny but then no-one makes her laugh except...- DTS
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- bbc cert compares ful laughs lenny ski
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hot Fuzz
Absolutely brilliant film Full of Belly laughs... even the Mrs really liked it (except for the fact she didnt want to go to work the next day [she works at somerfields... you'll see!]) 9/10- Davros
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- didn didnt laughs
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fave 'Modern' Comedy Show
After reading the comedy thread, whats your fave modern day comedy. This is a tough call as I really like 7-8 of those a lot... For consistant laughs, Spaced and Peep Show rarely dropped in quality and as much as I love all of Partridge, series 2 of IAP left a bit of a sour taste... Boosh is...- palexander
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- ant extras laughs partridge
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Go on Walter
Get your laughing gear around this Big Laughs http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1....996.stm- DTS
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- bbc foo laughs
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Ant & The Grasshopper
1. CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural naturally newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Squirrel and The Grasshopper
>>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...- Smudger
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- abandoned airport attempted axes bbc bombing burglary ched cos cultural diversity ead failing finds finishing fro fur grasshoppers hasn hijacked ish laden laughs mice minister money multi multicultural newly overcome peoples probation ran rants rate representing res salmon seized shelter singing squirrels taxi temporary trauma worker
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Ant & The Grasshopper...
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no...- Interpol Shrimper
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- abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Apologies to any stewards on here...
8-36 am My alarm clock goes off, it’s a match day today and the culmination of a heavy weeks safety training, I've spent the whole week at the Stadium learning to walk up and down stairs, I'm yet to have as many gold stars as my friend Dave but I do think I chose the right career path instead of...- sufcintheprem
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- alarm chuck continued ead easier firms hazard icke ickets ive joi laughs learning liberties makers meaningless nobody pensioners peoples premier premises remove riots screaming shoes singing stairs stress suppor wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Message to Borient fans
So you are enjoying OUR failure (since when has 4th been a failure? 11th yes but not 4th). Good for you all. May I point out that over the last 18 months we have been to Cardiff twice and made the play offs. And you guys have achieved.........well f**k all really. You enjoy taking the p**S lads...- John Lancaster
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- gest laughs
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ricky Gervais: Politics
Gone on a real comedy trip this week. Ordered "Big Train" and "The Day Today" DVD's and last night brought Richard Pryor's stand up DVD (with free 'Stir Crazy'!) and Ricky Gervais' new one, Politics... Politics is pretty similar to 'Animals' if you've seen that, but this time Gervais seems much...- palexander
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- adds asthmatic brough imo isnt laughs loud money morris qui similar wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Five Live.................
Yet another smart *** comment heard this morning on the ever increasingly smug five live. (Breakfast, in this case.) Wetting themselves talking about last night's Championship League games, what entertainment from Highbury(!), John Ketley, the weather guy, popped up with "what about Wigan 0...- exiledessexboy
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- bbc didn laughs league ley nobody suppor support
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Farewell . . . . but not goodbye
Having sorted out initial teething problems, I am very soon to leave these shores for South Africa . . . although I won't be flying out for a couple of weeks, my belongings (including my PC) are being shipped out this weekend, although the good news is that the wife and I will be here for...- simply_blues
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- blues cliff hanks laughs wes zulu
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat