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  1. Benfleet A1

    proto type drawings & models

    If in doubt turn to the all knowing zone. What I need is someone to draw up something I'm playing around with. I'll be honest, I haven't the first idea of where to start finding someone but I'm sure someone on here will. Also, if and when I get the drawings I will need a working model made up...
  2. BaileytheQuitter

    For those that know about laptops/computers

    I'm currently trying to get a new laptop as I've just moved to South Korea. I have been quoted a price of around £475 for a laptop of the following spec: Model: MSI i5 processor 3210M 2.5GHZ 15.6 LED 1366x768 4GB RAM 500GB HDD Windows 7 Home Premium Does this sound like a decent spec for a...
  3. Dick Bate's Protege

    Amusing would be Glamour Models

    Get a load of these amateur glamour models courtesy of The Daily Fascist, some people really need a good friend to keep their ego's in check... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138816/Heres-happens-glamour-modelling-goes-wrong-.html
  4. chadded

    Good Luck!...

    To the Royal Air Force as they seem set to take the lead role in Military Action against Libya. Especially amazing as the current fleet of RAF assets stands at 3* Airfix models, and half a Nimrod. *It would be four, but little Johnny wanted his model back.
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    Top Gear: Alan Partridge Speaks Out

    Good column here from Steve Coogan. "As a huge fan of Top Gear. I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love to...
  6. Slipperduke

    Scudamore Is A Mad Fool

    I hope you’ll ignore the sheen of cold sweat across my face today. I’m not ill, I’ve just been reading those interviews with Premier League chief executive Richard Scudamore. It was a most disconcerting experience, rather like jumping into a cab and realising, as the engine roars and the locks...
  7. Playstation Network Bugged

    If you're having problems signing in or even playing a game offline, it's because your PS3 is bugged. Here's a post i got from a PS3 forum; leap year bug Everyone READ THIS PLEASE. Here's what's going on right now: something with the PS3's internal clock has borked in some pre-slim models...
  8. Ricey

    Andy Carroll

    Just reported on SSN that he is in trouble for an assault charge. More to follow when I can find an article. What is it with footballers today? Do they not learn that they are in the public eye and if they fart everyone know about it. Surely this is something their managers and agents should...
  9. Tangled up in Blue

    The debt debate-The Observer

    Sport Football Business The debt debateObserver Sport asks experts from the worlds of football and finance what can and should be done The Observer, Sunday 31 January 2010 Article history GREG DYKE Chairman, Brentford Former BBC director-general, former Man United director and Glazers...
  10. Legalise drugs article.

    Taken from the New Scientist, fascinating article that I totally agree with. I know it's an age old topic on here but it's a slow day. Far from protecting us and our children, the war on drugs is making the world a much more dangerous place. SO FAR this year, about 4000 people have died in...
  11. Benji91

    player profiles brought to you by shrimperzone

    this shouldn't take too long with our massive squad, but we should create our own player profiles so when those weird northerners appear asking for help for their fanzines we have something ready. Something along the lines of: 9 lee barnard signed by Southend after his previous club spurs...
  12. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
  13. Slipperduke

    Don't Panic, Arsene

    As dawn broke on the morning after the worst night of his career, I wonder what Arsene Wenger was doing. For some reason, I imagine him stood at the back door of his house, watching the sun rise slowly over his dew-drenched garden, sipping coffee and shaking his head pensively, wondering what...
  14. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford's X-Files: SUFC Special

    I thought I would depart from the normal RSXF theme of carl, steveo and I arguing with all the Godless lefties and discuss something which really doesn’t belong in the Pub section – my view on the current state of Southend United, both on and off the field. Steve Tilson has presided over one...
  15. Ron Manager

    Absolutely disgusting

    A disgrace, these players are supposed to be role-models. Why can't they behave themselves? You would never find rugby players behaving in this way....oh, hang on.... From www.bbc.co.uk England rugby stars face NZ probe...
  16. Irish_Shrimper

    Sky Sports News v Setanta Sports News Totty

    Bout time we had a bit of totty back in the Pub - so who would you rather smash: Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News, or Charlotte Jackson from Setanta Sports News? Thompson Jackson
  17. OldBlueLady

    Alan Titchmarsh - dirty old man!

    Blimey, just finished my ironing off and caught a bit of Titchmarsh's daytime show where they began talking about the G spot and these two half clad models came on! Titch looked suitably embarrassed but then his guest - "sexpert" (Julie Peasgood - I think she used to be in Emmerdale some time...
  18. C C Csiders

    BBC News

    Just at the present time the BBC seems to have a penchant for employing extremely weird, affected/afflicted, incredibly ugly news correspondents. Current example of this are Evan (look slightly to the left of the camera) Davis, presenting his economics reports in a camper manner than would...
  19. DTS

    Who were you in the playground?

    I am sure we all had role models back in the day. You know the sort - Playing in the playground and your through on goal, you scuff it it only to run off shouting "Collymore" or whoever it may be. When I was about 14 I switched from Central Defence to Right Back which was a move I quite enjoyed...
  20. ldnfatso

    Econonics in Cows

    Economic Models explained with cows- 2007 update SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...