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offences

  1. A definitive list of red-rep offences

    So rep is pretty quiet now that we have the Like system. What should (still) be a red-rep offence? - Moaning about rep - ORM-style "Eastwood Signs" thread - Any post by ldnfatso (RIP:'() How about also... - Posting a link without any comment at all - Breaking the quote function -...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • eastwood ive ldnfatso leftie offences
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. steveo

    Brazil v Colombia

    The ref ruined the game for me by not showing any yellow cards for the countless first half fouls. So the players could get away with almost anything which made the second half a stop start niggly affair. Then he shows the first yellow for a bloke blocking a goal kick after James had been...
  3. londonblue

    Looks Like The Steamroller is in Trouble

    Ronnie "Steamroller" Moore has been charged with betting offences: BBC
  4. Mad Cyril

    Rolf Harris: Guilty

    Rolf Harris charged with 13 offences. Innocent until proven guilty but all the same I am glad I didn't buy one of his paintings last year.
  5. Napster

    Yellow and red card offences

    Used to be guilty of some of these http://backpagefootball.com/fans-united/59497/

  6. Gazza Arrested... Again

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/22/paul-gascoigne-arrested-drug-offences Possession of a Class A drug this time... The more I think about it, the more a custodial sentence might actually benefit him.
  7. Tangled up in Blue

    Rise in hate crime follows BNP council election victoriesBuzz

    <Robert Booth guardian.co.uk, Friday 15 January 2010 19.20 GMT Article historyReports of racial and religiously motivated crime rose following the election of British National party councillors in several far- right strongholds, police statistics have revealed. Complaints of hate crime...
    • Tangled up in Blue
    • Thread
    • bombs cas cases centres chief criminal ethnic following fur griffin immigrants ish jeffrey minister minority motivated offences parts persecution political prepared reductions reportedly rises searchlight significant spite stepped taxis
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • alcohol ban borders chimney christmassy christopher cruel deer elderly ickets immigrant offences owning papa reindeer sacks san stealing suitable toys whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Referees Are Cowards

    Another year, another desperate attempt by the Football Association to regain some semblance of control over their sport. This week's announcement that managers will no longer be able to criticise referees before the game has even started is just the latest in a series of inadequate sticking...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ban behave cas champions chief dissent ead easier fro hut millionaire multi offences poorly pulling ran retrospective rugby screaming shouts slack sticking surrounding tugging vulnerable
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Firestorm

    Wakering

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/4125778.Perverted_couple_face_prison_over_sick_sex_offences/
  11. Slipperduke

    Problems Mount Up For Rafa

    Where's the firepower now? Selling an unwanted Robbie Keane may have been embarrassing, but it was at least understandable. Not replacing him though? That could be a disaster. Liverpool are out of the FA Cup, but what about the league? As Fernando Torres limped away after 101 minutes of a...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • afterwards alberto ands baines encounter fa cup fernando jury kirby leighton lived liverpool mounting occasions offences ran rodwell signals socks substitute utmost
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. ShrimplyTheBest

    Best Behaved Fans In The League!!!

    http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/documents/football-arrests-0708?view=Binary We all know we have some of the best supporters out there... but I was also pleasently suprised we are amongst the best behaved... see page 15 for last seasons results. We were top of league 1!!! Anyone like to admit to...

  13. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
    • Thread
    • amuse appearing boyfriend ched fitting gas knives offences ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tescos tone
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Speed twice and face a ban.

    Motorists could be banned from the road after just two speeding tickets. Ministers are doubling the penalty for the worst offences, in a crackdown on Britain's most dangerous drivers. Those caught significantly over the limit would be hit automatically with six points on their licence. If...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • automatically awareness ban ead harsher icke ickets mph offences speeding
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. unpaid parking fines!!!

    would you adam and eve it, today the goverment revealed that certain drivers using london streets have failed to pay £4.5 million in unpaid parking offences. approx 80,000 offences unpunished give or take depending on the fine. can the media or indeed these goverment figures be trusted...
  16. ian_the_girth

    C.P.S. -v- ian churchyard

    All, Carlisle 1v2 Southend united (19-04-2008) for those who were there you may remember a southend fan benig taken out the ground when we made it 2-1. that was me. somehow i made my way beyond the advertising boarding onto the area around the pitch. i was arrested... i was charged under...
    • ian_the_girth
    • Thread
    • avoided ban criminal following foo hanks jackie money offences rack wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Shrimper2thecore

    Driving Offences Advice

    I have received a letter through the post, so thought I would see if any of my extended-SZ-family have any advice on the matter, having had the same thing, or just having some knowledge on the subject. So what did I do? I jumped a red light apparently. So I have this three page letter through...
  18. number11

    Barton Jailed for 6 months

    Newcastles Barton has been jailed for assualt. If the term inside starts now and he only serves half he will not miss much football. Am sure he will get a nice hard time whilst inside though. Just read a bit more detail.....he was on bail for two other offences. He is undoubtedly scum and...
  19. Yorkshire Blue

    The NFL thread

    Got my e-mail giving me my password for the Giants v Dolphins game at Wembley. Undecided whether I'll actually go, as its a fair bit of money for two teams I have little interest in, but I've until Wednesday to decide. I think a few people on here said they might be going. Watched the first...
  20. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • applies arter assume brough carefully convicted cos description displays ell failing hollywood icke issued larger laser mandatory mistakes money mph offences officer officers physical prosecution roadside serial speeding starter stronger systems tear town utmost
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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