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  1. RHB

    Para Gliding in the Estuary

    It's not uncommon for us to see a few paragliders doing their stuff down by the Coast guard station at Shoebury but this morning there were in excess of thirty in the air close together with at least another 10 at water level. Don't know whether it was some sort of event or not, but very...
  2. gpd

    Bridge over Troubled Water

    So the good news announced is that Jack Bridge has signed a 2 year deal. Hopefully this will begin to bring some calm to the usual stormy waters of paranoia at this time regarding new signings & new contracts etc. Is it long enough? Your thoughts people of the Zone......
  3. RHB

    Easter Monday and nothing much to do?

    We are blessed with no home game today, so what are you doing instead? Probably the high winds will prevent too much stuff outside this morning, so has your loved one got a list of stuff that needs doing? Wind surfing or para gliding might fit the weather.
  4. Best place to get flights

    Looking to book flights for Australia (just the flights), but never booked flights on their own before. Where is the best place to book them? If anyone has been gone to Australia, what airlines are the best and which to avoid? I've been on a comparison website (Air Clicket), has anyone booked...
  5. superblue24

    The Ashes 2013

    Sooooo, anyone care to speculate on the biggest sporting event of the year? England massive favorites on Betfair. I wonder if it will play that way.....Maybe I (along with others) am being paranoid what with it being Australia. You never know what they'll produce. Michael Clarkes form has...
  6. Dundee Utd boss Peter Houston brings forward Tannadice exit

    Might as well start a paranoia thread. Dundee United is now without a manager. I'm sure PS now appreciates the lure of the Essex Riviera as appoosed to his first love.
  7. southend4ever

    5 Minutes of Crap

    Has anyone ever told you to type for 5 minutes and just write anything that comes into your head. I have done this a few times and it is almost like writing tourettes. Some crazy stuff seems to pops into your brain and everyone that has ever done it just cracks up at what they write. 5 Minutes...
  8. Just how far did we 'progress' this season?

    It's a word that I've seen bounded about on here and heard it mentioned by many post play offs. How we have progressed this year, Sturrock's second full season in charge. I suppose points wise and final placing in the table suggests we have improved under Luggy, but after five days since we drew...
  9. Napster

    Paranormal Activity 3 Trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao8BbymjH8g&feature=player_embedded Chilling,
  10. Question ebay scam or legit?

    I bought and paid for an item off ebay earlier today, and the seller has messaged me this... "Hey, thanks for a quick payment. Any chance I could have quick feedback because for some reason Paypal are holding on to my money until I get postitive feedback for the item. Ive contacted them and...
  11. londonblue

    Fouls and Bookings

    It seems to be that we nearly always commit less fouls than the opposition, but end up with at least the same number of yellow cards as them. Am I being paranoid, or am I right? Or do we go for quality, not quantity when it comes to fouling?
  12. MrB

    Stand Collapses in Brazil

    100 injured, the far end seems to fold over itself, ouch!! http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Brazil-Car-Race-Grandstand-Collapses-Video-Captures-Incident-In-Parana-State-Injuring-100-People/Article/201009315737245?f=rss
  13. Hotman


    A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...
  14. Top 5 Films 2009

    Cinema only releases... 1) Where The Wild Things Are 2) Star Trek 3) Up! 4) Let The Right One In 5) District 9 Notable mentions for Paranormal Activity, An Education. Biggest let down: Watchmen.
  15. Films that have scared you

    When I saw the Blair Witch I wondered if I was watching the same film as the rest of the audience who were literally ******** a brick, and the Exorcist just made me laugh, however I'm not ashamed to say I'm still getting the shivers at some of the scenes in Paranormal Activity and there's a...
  16. duncan bulgaria

    Smelly beaver OCD

    At a wedding last night and chatting with the lads and one in perticular is a ugly ****er but as a youngster he used to nick decent birds , albeit he used to get them when they were young , i'e we were 19 and he'd always go for the 17 year old innocent girls and get his wicked way after a few...
  17. Shrimper


    Basically, to cut things short, i like this girl and i asked her and she rejected me ;( , i'm slightly over that now but i'm really paranoid. But that's not the point, it's her birthday soon and i'm hoping to get something or do something or other and i need some ideas and i need to ask a couple...
  18. Moridin

    Sri Lankan Cricket Team Attacked

    Masked gunmen have attacked the Sri Lankan Cricket team bus in Pakistan, shots were fired and a grenade thrown. Kumar Sangakkara, Ajantha Mendis, Thilan Samaraweera and Tharanga Paranavithana have received minor injuries. This was the first tour by an International Cricket team afted the...
  19. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...

    Strange & Weird events..... about 06:25 to-day I posted a new thread: RM's Blog Part III which may have been attacked by aliens & has mysteriously dissappeared from this board. It read something like:- "Closed = Now Agreed Unilateral closure of 2 threads without right of reply not good IMO...