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  1. Ron Manager

    Pro surfer Mick Fanning punches Great White Shark on the nose

    Toughest sportsman in the world? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jul/19/surfer-mick-fanning-battles-shark-attack-at-j-bay-open-im-just-tripping
  2. Mad Cyril

    Tonights essential TV

    Sharknado. 9pm on Syfy.

  3. Payday and doorstep lenders

    Just seen Jo Swinson MP act as the coalition apologist for payday lenders. A truly sorry episode. Anyone considering taking a payday loan (eg wonga, quickquid etc) or doorstop loan (eg provident, pinewood, greenwood etc) should think extremely carefully before doing so. If you are in the sort...
    • applelover
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    • amazed carefully coalition doorstep ead gran lenders shark strongly
    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Roxy

    The Fish Fight

    (Not sure if I have posted this in the correct Forum but if not am sure a Mod can move- thanks). Has anyone else been watching the various TV programmes hosted by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey? I had read about the Discard practice before but did not realise the...
  5. Slipperduke

    Adebayor - No Loss

    Generally, when a club agrees to sell their top goalscorer, you can expect a certain reaction from the supporters. It tends to range from anywhere between frenzied phonecalls to the local radio station and furious protests against the chairman in the carpark. Occasionally, in really serious...

  6. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

    yes yes YES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.styleforum.net%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D118796&feature=player_embedded
    • Pubey
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    • embedded shark
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Hotman

    Beat the credit crunch

    Better than the Woodhouse deals posted last week (as the ****ers cancelled my order, good job really). www.casualsclobber.co.uk Millie Miglia in black £225 Watchviewer £225 Lacoste polos £35 6876 polos £39 Fjall Raven polos £32 other stuff includes paul+shark, section 60, the usual brands...
  8. Napster

    BBC Xmas line up announced

    The BBC has unveiled its annual collection of seasonal specials for Christmas and one highlight will be iconic comedy Blackadder. The cast will return for a one-off documentary entitled Blackadder Rides Again. Marking 25 years since the original BBC transmission, the programme will feature the...
    • Napster
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Crabby Shrimper

    First there was Sad Shark, now it's Stupid Horse!

    Totally irrelevant to anything really, but just had to post this picture. The horse eventually had to be cut free using a chainsaw. I assume they meant on the tree.

  10. It's a shark...it's sad.

    Does what is says on the tin...
  11. OldBlueLady

    A fishy story

    Remind anyone of anything? Well, slightly similar anyway ;) http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080729/tuk-stop-thief-gimme-my-shark-back-45dbed5.html
  12. EnglandShrimper

    Casuals/Clothes...

    Anything I should be looking out for. I am talking about fred Perry, Lyle and Scott, Paul and Shark... Anything else? Glasgow Shrimper, I know you know... :)
  13. Slipperduke

    The Keegan factor

    I suppose it started when I used to look at them in magazines. I'd furtively hide under the covers, terrified that someone would catch me, but not so scared that I'd stop. That was bad enough, but then I'd wait for everyone to go to sleep so I could watch them on the obscure satellite channels...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • behave buffet channels divide enthusiasm flashing fur hijacked imagination infuriated league liverpool money recover shark tacking tank theatre twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. Slipperduke

    United ease through

    Manchester United, eliminated from the Champions League by an Italian side last season, have clearly leaned their lesson well, for this was a victory copied straight out of the Serie A handbook. There were no wanton flourishes, no unnecessary garnish, this was just cold, merciless football and...
  15. ozzy-shrimper

    Which Costume..

    Should I wear to the last away game of the season? Need to get a few ideas together so it would help if I could get some of your opinions. Option are:
  16. Up the Shrimpers

    7 year old in quad bike death

    Old news now but this is ****ing me off:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7161165.stm My 7 year old daughter got Barbie dolls for Christmas not a bloody Quad bike. I worry about giving my 10 year old boy 12 rated video games, would I let him loose on the public road at 7pm in the...
  17. DTS

    Best practical joke you have played?

    Mine must have been about 7 years ago. I was working for Yorkshire Building Society at the time in a small branch outside Brighton. My old boss was called Greeny. Really nice bloke if not a little weird but me and him got on great. He was always coming in with hooky goods he had for sale or...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • bra bradford brough compliance didn didnt dts ead ish mortgages owning shark shoes test
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Mad Cyril

    What do you miss most about Southend....

    For me Southend has never been the same after Rosehills closed down. Sta-prest. Farrahs Fred Perry and Slazenger school jumpers. Slim Jim ties. Lois Cords Salmon pink Le Shark cardigans. Todays kids look like a bunch of mugs in comparison.
  20. The Artful Shrimper

    The Pope, Col U and 3 shrimpers

    Apologies if it's old. -- The Pope was sailing in his pope barge one day when he noticed three men in Southend United tops vicously beating a shark about the head. Inside the sharks mouth was a Col******r United fan, the Shrimpers hauled the rescued Ewer onboard and also dragged the now...
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