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  1. Venus Williams

    Involved in a car crash where she ran a red light that ended up in the death of an elderly woman. I think that's the end of her glittering career, and possibly a spell inside waiting for her?
  2. From a Coventry rag ;

    Phil Brown took a watching brief at the Ricoh Arena on Wednesday night and it’s safe to assume the Southend United boss will have slept fairly soundly after witnessing City limp through to the last 16 of the Checkatrade Trophy. His Shrimpers entertain the Sky Blues on Saturday as Mark Venus ’s...
  3. Napster

    League One Backroom Staff

    Someone posted that we have a big backroom staff so I thought I would contrast and compare. Ive removed physios/doctors and youth/academy coaches, masseurs and kit managers for clarification. Basically, yeah we could do with more backroom staff. Barnsley Head Coach - Lee Johnson Assistant...
  4. adwebb16

    The Venus Project

    Makes for an interesting browse www.thevenusproject.com
  5. TrueBlue

    SZ Battle: BLUEBLOOD vs TrueBlue (Part 3)

    Tonight will see the 3rd match between me and BLUEBLOOD in our 12 month epic match series, the score in the series after 2 games are 1-1 with BLUEBLOOD taking the first spoils in January but then myself striking back after a 10 leg unbeaten run to win in Feb January - BLUEBLOOD February -...
  6. TrueBlue

    Friday Night Darts Special

    Tomorrow (Friday) sees a match unlike no other this is..... Scott 'Steak Meal' Peters (TrueBlue) vs Lee 'Happy Hobbit' Venus (BlueBlood) Friday 15th January 8pm Location: Deepest Darkest Southchurch In a Darts Spectacular, the question is who will win this epic battle of Hobbit vs Beast Here...
  7. chadded

    A good clean Thursday afternoon joke.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...
  8. Why drugs are good

    In response to the Why Drugs Are Bad Thread... Electronica jazz-freak and well renowned acid head Squarepusher has put forward a strong case for why drugs are good! “This album started as a daydream about watching a crazy, beautiful rock band play an ultra-gig. At first, a giant fluorescent...
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Draw

    Good evening everybody, and welcome to sunny Southchurch and the draw for the latest SZ Battle ... here's hoping that "The Sitcoms" lives up to the high standards set in previous contests The draw will be made by Daniel Venus aka BLUEBLOOD Junior, assisted by Tom Young and will be overseen by...
  10. chadded

    When Girls dont put out.

    When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...
  11. Games you've missed

    ..and reasons why. (it can be 100 if you want it to ) As it's transfer deadline day and absolutely nothing will happen, us Blues fans have to look to other means to fill out time on message boards. Therefore:- All this `David Crown's winner against Wigan' fave goal recollections...
  12. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  13. BoyWonder2

    Just got this through on the email.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into...
  14. Who was there in 1987??

    So, how many of us mighty shrimpers can remember THAT last win at Grimsby? I vaguely remember a load of little things, including the fact that... 1. We won. 2. I was a little worse 4 ware. 3. The train journey was a nightmare on a real bone shaker. 4. I went with Lee Venus! (to Grimsby i...
  15. Napster

    Lyrics quiz

    OK, to warm up for the weekend, try these out? And it's true we are immune when fact is fiction and TV reality And though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same They gave you life and in return you gave them hell Knew he must've been about seventeen Every time I see...
  16. The Flying Scotsman

    Chris Kamaras Latest view

    Question appeared on skysports.com on Friday 4th Feb. Are you surprised at how well Southend are doing so far? (Darren Venus) I was initially surprised at how well they were doing, but I had a good chat with Spencer Prior after Steve Tilson went in and he said he had plenty of good qualities...
  17. hola!!!!!!

    hello to everyone i know: STEVIE YOUNG, Neil Nedham, Chris nice, Luke Burkett, jay Evans, Lee Venus, Stu Manley, Neil McDonald, Wrong'on,Paul Strut and of corse Mr Bernie Friend Beat the f##king Orient will ya Theres only 1 fredy eastward Chau from Brazil Mr Price
  18. FM2005 Beta Demo

    Following the release of FM2005, it would be good to hear people's first impressions and stories so far. Who are you managing? How have you started the season? Who are your recruites? What tactic are you finding the most successful? My season is already 10 games in. I have taken over the...
  19. Hibs for relegation !!!

    Colchester United's out-of-contract goalkeeper Simon Brown could be in line for a shock move to Scottish Premiership club Hibernian. Hibs' new boss Tony Mowbray, a former Ipswich Town coach until last month, is believed to be very keen to make the U's 2002-03 Player-of-the-Year his...
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