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Top Gear
How funny was the Lorry challenge tonight... Clarkson's trailer burning up, Capt Slow flattening his Piano and ploughing the lorries thru walls, water bottles and portakabins!!! Quality!- davewebbsbrain
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My weird day trip to Bristol.
Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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TV Stuff
At the moment I run all the sky connections and Tellys in the house via RF arial cables, which is cheap and gives a decent result. However, I need to connect Sky to a tv in the kitchen and running the cable will be quite time consuming under floorboards etc. Has anyone used these digital signal...- steveo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Memory Lane Favourite Southend landmark - past or present.
Apart from Southend Pier my favourite has to be the 'Liquid Ray' graffiti that was daubed on several walls in the town. "Liquid Ray just loves to spray" "Liquid Ray has gone away" "Liquid Ray is a grass" (possibly not eponymous) I also loved the "SPEED NOW" graffiti outside my alma mata...- Mad Cyril
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evening echo/graffiti teen story
now we all know that the evening echo can often be labelled as a pretty shocking publication at times. in the past, this has led me to think about stopping my daily delivery. if it wasn't for news on the mighty blues (i say that very loosely!), i would have cancelled it years ago. but then...- bluesbloke
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Facebook Spambot
For any of you that have Facebook on here and are a friend of mine, you will probably have seen the message that was left on your wall from my account in the early hours of yesterday morning. Regarding "legal bud" This was NOT sent by me, and after dong some digging on the net I found this...- Smiffy
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50 Things To Do In A Lift
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The battle for succession at Stamford Bridge
With Avram Grant deposed, the battle for succession at Stamford Bridge is on and there's only man that I want to see given a chance in the hotseat. The enduring bone of contention with Chelsea is that, with limitless funds, they've spent five years building up a very good, but very workman-like...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Monaco GP
Anyone watching this at the moment? Monaco GP + Rain - Minus Traction Control = Total Carnage! I reckon some of the smaller teams could steal points today if they can keep away from the walls.- Kenny
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Chelsea fans will feel crushed today
Thanks guys, really glad you liked it! Here's the follow-up: High up near the rafters of the Luzhniki Stadium, as the early morning rain washed away the tears of his expensively assembled superstars, the Super Tsar himself, Roman Abramovich, sat disconsolately wondering what might have been...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Manchester United
I don't know if it's the same in Singapore, but here in England there is a strange glint of expectation in the eyes of the Manchester United fans. Every one that I have spoken to is confident, perhaps too confident, of victory in Moscow tonight. It might be that clinching the EPL title has given...- Slipperduke
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Evening classes for the lads!
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Metal Monday Pt. 17
Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...- TrueBlue
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UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News
A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...- Interpol Shrimper
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Legal warning, for future reference
Not that I'm sure any of us need it, but this was in the Guardian today Warning to abusive bloggers as judge tells site to reveal names · Football fans may face expensive libel claims · Defamation lawyers see growth area in cyberspace Clare Dyer, legal editor The Guardian Monday October 22...- Napster
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dump
Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...- scrounger
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Complaints to City Council
Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...- Cricko2
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Five go mad in Sunderland. Or have a few beers anyway...
Here's a review of Saturday in Sunderland, courtesy of Statski.... I think when the fixtures came out at the start of the season the away day trip to Sunderland ranked high upon peoples away games to do. One hell of a way to go for 90 minutes of football but seeing The Shrimpers playing in a...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Fossets Farm - Statues?
Having been to Blackpool , Ipswich and Leeds and seen the statues they have outside the idea of one at the new ground is appealing. The problem would be who do you choose? Alternatively it would be nice to see lots of people commemorated in the walls of the stadium, like the designs in...- sufccolchester
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- Forum: Fossetts Farm