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Record Shops I Have Loved
This was meant to go in another thread which is closed for a few more hours, but seeing that this is ready for 'release,' I just wanted to get it 'out there' for the record-buying public of ShrimperZone. This one's a tribute to 'Carmel Records'... "Van Morrison once said that Jackie Wilson...- Rob Noxious
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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I am thinking of buying a new bed...
Ladies and Gents, I like the idea of the mattresses that mould to your body shape and they seem really comfortable. I have cream coloured walls. I was wondering if you could tell me which bed you find more appealing. Bed 1 - The dark more sophisticated look Bed 2 - Slightly different...- Hammo
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- coloured gents walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.
Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...- Bazza the dog
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- applause beds booze chuck eating extras screaming shoes ski snake town truck walls wasn wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Michael Owen: The End of an Era
Just found this piece on a football fans site, it isn't written by a Liverpool or Newcastle fan but it sums the downfall of his career well. Thought it was worth a read.- manor15
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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"Sunrise to Sunset Auction"
“Sunrise to Sunset Charity Auction” This Saturday, ShrimperZone FC are hosting a “Sunrise to Sunset” Charity Football Match to raise funds for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. The Angelina Our Star Appeal, affiliated to the Great Ormond Street Childrens’ Hospital (charity number: 235825), is a...- The Flying Scotsman
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- ands develop donated fa cup hall hanks hotmail monies roots shirt stoppage walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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"Sunrise to Sunset Auction"
“Sunrise to Sunset Charity Auction” This Saturday, ShrimperZone FC are hosting a “Sunrise to Sunset” Charity Football Match to raise funds for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. The Angelina Our Star Appeal, affiliated to the Great Ormond Street Childrens’ Hospital (charity number: 235825), is a...- The Flying Scotsman
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- ands develop donated fa cup hall hanks hotmail monies roots shirt stoppage walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZFC "Sunrise to Sunset" Event Schedule
All, We have lots going on this saturday as well as the "Sunrise to Sunset" Charity Football match. In particular I would like to draw your attention to the auction where we have three cracking items. More details on how you can bid for these will follow. Again, if anyone wishes to donate to...- The Flying Scotsman
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- ands donated fa cup hall ickets rate roots shirt stoppage strips walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZFC "Sunrise to Sunset" Event Schedule
All, We have lots going on this saturday as well as the "Sunrise to Sunset" Charity Football match. In particular I would like to draw your attention to the auction where we have three cracking items. More details on how you can bid for these will follow. Again, if anyone wishes to donate to...- The Flying Scotsman
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- ands donated fa cup hall ickets rate roots shirt stoppage strips walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Gave me a liitle chortle!
I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...- Winkle
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- advised audi bathroom chilli clinging core failing following harmony hurts japanese nam odious scissors screaming shirt shuffle sinister socks stinging supply tolerance towels walls wipe
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark
The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZ Novella - Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...- Slipperduke
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- bathroom bra brough chapter charging ched coloured crack flame gods ley pain prisoner pulled scheduled shirt slash socks somewhere stepped stopped walls wasn wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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- bearings blocks buildings chapter concrete confusing continued diabolical dru finishing following fusion hadn introduced landmarks narrow panting pattern pause pulled reaching reserved rica science shirt spite spread stepped stopped sucked tarquin tunnel twenty walls wasn woken
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Quote of the year?
"And i will smash the granny out of any of them i'll come across." This quote is from a scum fan called co3 from there site,thats what he's gonna do to any of us he "cums across". hahahahahaha lmfao....... If only he knew what it meant hahahahhahahahha Backs to the walls...- hindle_666
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- scum walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My wood chip wallpaper.
Ok i lied all my internal walls are stone but you get the picture. Whats your wallpaper like?- Berrichonne shrimper
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- walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Facebook status thread
I dunno about you guys, but I used to love Facebook. Well, for about 3 weeks. What it does well, it does great: silly stories, remembering birthdays, organising events, seeing photos taken by people you'd like to see more often, etc. However, when left in the hands of an imbecile Facebook is a...- seany t
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- crimes primary remembering unknown walls washing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Friday jokes
I see MFI are on the brink of collapse.. Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them. --- What do you call lesbians in a field full of dildos? Squatters. --- My father in law handed me a note on my wedding day saying, "Goods delivered are non-returnable." I handed it back and said...- toellandback
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- collapse crisps ead juicy mars walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Brighton's New Stadium
Brighton's New Stadium starts on 17th Dec Dream will become a reality when work starts on Falmer Some dates are imprinted in the minds of Albion fans. May 21, 1983, and April 26, 1997, are two obvious examples. Now December 17, 2008, can be added to the list. A quarter of a century after...- The Big Dady
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- Forum: Fossetts Farm
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Harry's Nostalgia - York (Dec 92)
Please forgive this old git a bit of self indulgence, but as this is my 10,000th post, and before I get back to working for a living, I decided I would do another away day article. For the purpose of this article I have chosen an away trip to York in December 1972. As ever my memory played...- canveyshrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Interview with an Exile: Part 5 - SpanishShrimper
This week, Nick (SpanishShrimper), from Spain answers the questions. I haven't had the time to check his answers, so hope there is nothing too embarrassing etc. that shouldn't be here.... :unsure: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Well technically, since I left the Southend area...- Irish_Shrimper
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- admire artists belfairs broadway colin morris cup didnt easier emulate equivalent especially fives following hanks imo lauren league ley lived missiles moody morris music musician predictio ran rock sandy schools seated shirt shoes sunshine tilly tools travels types walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Wall Papering?????
Right, i have to do some decorating for the outlaws at the weekend, 4 walls, one they want painting, so no probs. The other 3 they want wall paper on. I have no issues with just plain walls, done a few before, but one of the walls has a window in it so will have to go all round the window...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- pain papering walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar