DTS
The Business
As discussed by the clique at SZ beer club last night. My English poem written 15 years ago - I thank you.
I had an awful dream last night,
I dreamed that Jason Cooke was ****e,
I dreampt Brett Angell played no more,
And that Andy Sussex couldn score,
And thet Murphy just wouldnt pick Keith Jones to play,
And when Locke got the ball he just gave it away,
I dreamed that Benji as always offside,
And that nice bloke Vic Jobson had cheated and lied,
I dreamed that he wanted to stiff us for money,
And wanted us to move - Now that bit was funny,
I dreamed that Deano and Butler were gone,
For just half a million - What a con,
The dream got worse, our achievements were few
We were on our way back to division two,
I awoke in a sweat and I started to shout,
"I wont go to Basildon" & "Jobson out"
My nightmare was over or so it would seem,
Im glad that i was just a bloody bad dream.
Anyone with comments to make please do so in the style of my English teacher !!!
:thump: DtS
I had an awful dream last night,
I dreamed that Jason Cooke was ****e,
I dreampt Brett Angell played no more,
And that Andy Sussex couldn score,
And thet Murphy just wouldnt pick Keith Jones to play,
And when Locke got the ball he just gave it away,
I dreamed that Benji as always offside,
And that nice bloke Vic Jobson had cheated and lied,
I dreamed that he wanted to stiff us for money,
And wanted us to move - Now that bit was funny,
I dreamed that Deano and Butler were gone,
For just half a million - What a con,
The dream got worse, our achievements were few
We were on our way back to division two,
I awoke in a sweat and I started to shout,
"I wont go to Basildon" & "Jobson out"
My nightmare was over or so it would seem,
Im glad that i was just a bloody bad dream.
Anyone with comments to make please do so in the style of my English teacher !!!
:thump: DtS