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Quote[/b] (stan collymore @ Oct. 17 2006,13:46)]To be honest fellas,ive decided aginst the premiership,and even SUFC.The thought of ousting Woolly and James is too good to miss out on but i'd need to be convinced that SZFC doesnt have any disruptive influences,and that in no way does Spanish Shrimper have a hand in team selection.If im to travel all the way down from God's promised land to darkest Essex on a Sunsay morning,i think you'll agree that i'm guaranteed a start,i captain the side,take free kicks,penalties and corners,and generally run the show from start to finish.Afterwards i want the VIP room at Tots(or it's modern day equal) for ale and sandwiches with the lads,or on my own(as fits with mythology),and then waved off down the a127 with oh Stanley Stanley(ad nauseum,literally) ringing loudly in my ears.oh,and i wont be turning up for training(no suprises there) either on tuesdays or thursdays,ok?
Deal or no deal?
Stan
Stan,
I am Statski aka Matt Driver, manager of SZFC, formerly of the SUFC 05/06 Championship winning squad now retired.
The thought of signing you for SZFC has got the camp in boyant mood, a few of the lads got the stan collymore collection on the box at lunch, reliving your spell at the hall.
The SZFC supporters would also love you to sign for us, I've been telling the supporters & football league that I would sign someone who would make the league sit up and take note, now I believe it can be done.
Our opening game of the season saw us attract a crowd of 400 over at Garon Park, with you joining the ranks you could put and few more on the gate which would then able us to Groundshare with SUFC when they move to Fossetts Farm. (I personally think they shall call it the SVC Arena)
We at present have a very promising young side but lack a bit of experience. Wooly and James are 2 strikers with a lot of potential but would benefit greatly playing alongside a seasoned pro like yourself.
I can confirm that we have no disruptive influences in our ranks, the last one who tried to kick up a stink we managed to ship off to Holland. Einstein is his name, he posts on here, his views are normally very right wing and cause lots of controversy.
After length discussions with my capt (Bambi) he is happy to stand down and let you take the armband. He grew up watching you from the terraces and would be honoured to learn from the master (even though he is a centre half), just make sure he doesnt venture too far forwards!!
I have spoken to my free kick and corner expert (Shrimpersarmy) and once again he is happy for you to take all corners and free kicks as long as he can stand next to you when you take them.
However I am disappointed that my penalty taker (The General) hasnt taken to our new potential signings requests and has refused to give up the penalties. I have therefore had no option but to put him on the transfer list. I wont have players like him trying to ruin my plans!! He's a loose cannon anyway.
Only problem with Sunday football Stan is that no clubs will be open after the game when it finishes at 12.25pm. I can however offer you the very nice upstairs room at the spread eagle where sandwiches and the finest essex ales will be available to you and any guests you wish to invite along.
With regards to your send off I can also confirm that ORM will drive you away from the game or pub in his luxury Subaru. He'll lord you up from here to kingdom come with his tales of watching you in your prime at the hall and of his nowadays hero Kevin Maher. Also he'll do doubt tell you about his love for Emma Bunton, you've probably met her before if you have ORM will be in his element.
I have picked ORM's car as its the fastest car at the club and will get you back to where you need to be in quick time.
I hope that I have addressed your requests adequately and look forward to opening discussions further
Kind Regards
Statski
