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Mad people you have/are dating/married to.

Oct 18, 2008
The mighty shrimpers thread got me thinking of a old flame that was a real life honey nut loop.She came from a well to do family and lived in a big house and i was a council house scumbag that would never ever be good enough for her in the eyes of her father.
I dated her for a long 4 years until i plucked up the balls to dump her and kept all digits crossed that she wouldnt top herself.
Some of her highlights were the following,
Wait at the window and when she saw me coming would rush off and start playing the piano.
When i would leave she would follow me ten paces behind and when i stopped she would,this could last for a mile or so.
Even though i loved her she was mad maddie madster from madchester and at the age of 22 i had to leave her and shack up with her best mate whom i then married,ha that taught her.
It was good to watch her over the years with her new partners thinking to my self good luck fella,but of course as a true gent i still boffed her every now and then for old times sake.
Still on the bright side she did get me hooked on watersports so for that im gratefull(i think).
So lets have stories of your nutters male or female or even shemale.