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  1. Mad Cyril

    Favourite Elvis Presley song.

    (Marie's the name) His latest flame.
  2. Mad Cyril

    Shops you never noticed.

    Despite walking past it every day for a decade this morning I noticed the magnificently named Imperial Caesar Italian Menswear shop on Fenchurch Street which looks as though it specialises in suits which have no doubt graced magistrates courts across the land and brought grief to any owner who...
  3. markw

    santos v flamengo

    neymar scores a hat trick, and not to be out done ronaldhinio scores a hat trick as flamengo win 5-4 would have liked to see that game :P
  4. How to Waste 30 Minutes

    http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments/flame/index.html#top Hugely addictive online drawing tool.
  5. Benfleet A1

    The Wet Head Shave.

    I suffer from dry scalp. I have tried everything on the market, chineses herbal remedies, shampoo's, oils, the lot but nothing makes a blind bit of differance. I would walk into a barbers for a razor cut and the very second my head was touched the entire shop would disappear in a Sibierian...
  6. Benfleet A1

    Question If it came to an end, could we really cope?

    I have just finished reading The Day of the Triffids for the umptenth time and it got me wondering. If civilisation as we know it came to an end how would those left survive and due to the technical world we have been brought up in, would that leave us even more worse off. Let me explain. That...
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    Ron speaks

    Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to those supporters who feel I have been conspicuous by my absence. Having said that I would write three blogs in the close season, I issued two. The third was to cover the new stadium plans. Over the years I hope everyone agrees that communication...
  8. Mad people you have/are dating/married to.

    The mighty shrimpers thread got me thinking of a old flame that was a real life honey nut loop.She came from a well to do family and lived in a big house and i was a council house scumbag that would never ever be good enough for her in the eyes of her father. I dated her for a long 4 years until...
  9. Slipperduke

    Toon Need Three Years

    Here on Tyneside, the hangovers are just beginning to clear. Sunday night may have been spent at the bar, defiantly pledging allegiance to the cause, but Monday morning saw the fuzzy-headed realisation that there will be no more trips to Liverpool or Arsenal for a while. Instead of Premier...
  10. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Seven

    Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...
  11. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
  12. Mad Cyril

    Another pier up in flames

    More pier disaster When will it end?
  13. Mad Cyril

    Olympics feelgood factor.

    With even the Daily Mail proclaiming that it is great to be British how long after the Beijing Olympic flame is extinguished will it take for us to return to living in "Broken Britain" and be subjected to daily stories about economic disaster and spiralling violent crime?
  14. Slipperduke

    Lee Trundle is overweight

    Lee Trundle is overweight, he has a double chin and if he entered the 100m sprint against a tortoise, an elderly shirehorse and a small brick, no-one could guarantee him a place on the podium. He has also just put Bristol City one game away from a place in the Premier League with a strike that...
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
  16. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant Part 2

    The lone figure on the touchline hunched his shoulders and pulled his long coat closer in the bitterly cold wind. Around him, 40,000 angry supporters howled at him in derision. "You don't know what you're doing!" they roared. "You don't know what you're doing!" The figure remained still, unmoved...
  17. Andy_Shrimp

    You're on Jeremy Kyle

    Ok so I work from home. But this show gets me, why would you go on TV and pour out your troubles? JK is fairly frank in the way he talks but this is for TV. post your problem and see what the SZ public have to give. I am sure that you will get better advice than Jk and his "mate" Graham. Here...
  18. TrueBlue

    Final Word

    Look people can we please try pull together today and get behind the boys, bet you think this is a bit pot kettle coming from me since I can be more of a doom and gloom sort, but still would be great to see the ground come alive today in support of the lads, lets look at the situation promotion...
  19. The Transfer Window Rules

    Just to remind you of the Rules, Ladies and Gents:
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    4 week hangover

    From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...