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  1. Jam_Man

    First Gigs

    Was looking at the Gigs thread and saw someone say they wish they could have gone to the Damned gig and got me thinking about the first gigs I went to. Was only just turned 16 for the first one, seems young to have travelled all the way to London with just a mate these days! First three: 1...
  2. londonblue

    Telephone Sockets

    We're currently having a lot of work done on our house. One of the jobs was to remove all the old telephone sockets and wiring, and install a new telephone socket in the lounge. The guy who did it has done a really good job. We now only have one cable from the junction box inside the house...
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    The Clock Ticks On

    From Mark Steyn: The world divides into those who sincerely believe in that "Coexist" sticker and those who think it's a delusional evasion. After all, if it weren't for that big Muslim crescent "C" at the front, you wouldn't need a bumper sticker at all: That peace-symbol "O"? It's Muslims...
  4. * ORM *

    Mixed emotions and a You Tube plea

    When I say mixed I am obviously well over the moon. 750 am here and I am buzzing. I can't tell you how good today will be. I was supposed to stream this game but it just didn't happen. Shattered through work but I was awake on and off and had the zone on iPhone and BBC on IPad. When I saw that...
  5. pickledseal

    Car Thieving Scum

    And so where do we always return...? Having had a period of lurking (partly due to the busy-ness of getting hitched on 15th Feb), I haven't been as active of late. I'm still here. And my reasons for posting? I woke up this morning to find my car stolen, from the drive. No signs of entry (broken...
  6. The oddest new story evs.

    And I'm like SO not joking. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk
  7. Jam_Man

    Car Buying advice - Citroen C5/Vauxhall Insignia

    Driven one of my two 2003 Focus into the ground, its still going but has 120k on the clock now and needs upgrading. As you can see by having two older cars Im not really a car person ! I do however do a fair bit of driving, about 1300 miles a month and Id like soemthing half decent, without...
  8. londonblue

    Megan Stammers

    Has anyone else noticed the glaring hole in this story? Megan was reported missing when she didn't turn up for school Friday morning, but the CCTV footage of the pair of them getting on the ferry was from 9.30 Thursday night. So, why didn't her parents report her missing Thursday night? At...
  9. Kevin Hogg

    Strikers..

    A couple of weeks ago we were all very aware that a goalkeeper and CM player with bite..were required. We still need to bolster the midfield. There were few alarm bells around defensive or attacking options. On paper we look okay both at the back and upfront. However, there seems an issue about...
  10. Ron Manager

    Game on TV for me - on delay

    Oz TV showing the match tomorrow morning at 5-30am about 2 hours delayed. So, no phone on, no Twitter, no forum and no Facebook for me. Mind you a 5-15 alarm is a bit better than a 3-15 one so it's not too bad. Come On Southend!
  11. Brother and sister in lift romp

    http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-***.html The photos are brilliant!! [/SPOILER]
  12. Davros

    Friday tickets

    For those of us that cant make Hull game and aren't seaso's, will the club be making an announcement of a) if there are any tickts left for the friday and b) if so how many? It would be good to know on thursday As this way i can gauge whether to take a day off work, yet still set my...
  13. * ORM *

    Anyone got an alarm clock ?

    Jeez, back to 5.30am alarm calls on Monday morning
  14. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Match Report v Ipswich Reseves

    Hmmm, first reserves experience in 35 years of Shrimper watching. Enjoyable in an odd sort of way. The day went something like this: 06:15: alarm goes off. Bllcks it's Monday. 06:22: alarm goes off again 06:22: to 16:00: hard day at work, big important meeting stuff up in London, meeting...
  15. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Match Report v Ipswich Reseves

    Hmmm, first reserves experience in 35 years of Shrimper watching. Enjoyable in an odd sort of way. The day went something like this: 06:15: alarm goes off. Bllcks it's Monday. 06:22: alarm goes off again
  16. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...
  17. Ron Martin - whats the view now

    Just thought I'd ask the question to see what people think now about Uncle Ron.In the beginning there was a fair amount of scepticism about his motives, and that scepticism may well remain today. I number myself amongst the early sceptics, developer takes over a Southend, alarm bells rang...
  18. Jokes And Oher Interesting things;

    13 things for a man to do in Tesco 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3...
  19. West Stand Shop to re-open on trial

    Hi all, We're going to explore the possiblillity of re-opening the small shop over in the west stand. For the time being i'll just have a few things over there, and see how sales go, with a further possibilty of maybe some kind of refurbishment if all goes well. I'll prob start...
  20. sufcintheprem

    Apologies to any stewards on here...

    8-36 am My alarm clock goes off, it’s a match day today and the culmination of a heavy weeks safety training, I've spent the whole week at the Stadium learning to walk up and down stairs, I'm yet to have as many gold stars as my friend Dave but I do think I chose the right career path instead of...
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