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  1. Kent Shrimper

    Fortress Roots Hall

    Last week you will remember my post regarding turning Roots Hall back into an intimidating place and thank you all for the feedback given. I sent off our wishes and wants to Ron Martin who actually called me back after our first game of the season when i was horrified with the atmosphere within...
  2. what needs to be done

    watching events from afar from the mannin isle its seems black and white to me, you young spotty boys have got to focus on the cause of this clubs decline, you cannot blame tilly or the players he has signed, he can only do what he can do with the funds available, put yourself in his shoes...
  3. Clarky_Blues

    Rochdale

    Setting off for Spotland very shortly! Let's hope the boys put in a good performance and gain 3 points. Fingers crossed there keeper will be off form like last away game, last season!!
  4. canada shrimper

    quite funny

    This news just in . . . Math Teacher Arrested . . . ========== NYC ========== At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested for trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide...
  5. TODAY'S SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY

    Today, after breakfast, I read the internet. I don't like broccoli and wouldn't eat it even if she tried to give it to me. They can't make me because it's a three country and we have a Queen called Elizabeth. She wanted to send the butler to prison but changed her mind. Cousin Bartholemew...
  6. TODAY'S SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY

    Today, after breakfast, I read the internet. I don't like broccoli and wouldn't eat it even if she tried to give it to me. They can't make me because it's a three country and we have a Queen called Elizabeth. She wanted to send the butler to prison but changed her mind. Cousin Bartholemew...
  7. GoochDogHighFives

    Big Brother

    How many of that lot are actors? The lesbian woman is acting like Rik from the Young Ones.The 2 fingers salute and kissing her g/f was so obviously staged . Marco..NO ONE is that camp and as for the others If its real there will be an almighty ruck within days Lets get Gordon Ramsey on there...
  8. Is the New Ground Definate?

    After what has happen in the past week or so i can't help but think that the issue of the new ground is not a done deal because of b&q's go ahead to build their new superstore. The reason i make this judgement is, why else would mr Martin not be willing to speculate to accumulate...
  9. The Artful Shrimper

    Who would you buy?

    well? that's who Tilly's after who would you get...that is realistically feasible? Personally i'd go for a swoop on old boys, Damon Searle Andy Woodman and my real wish, fingers crossed..... Tommy Mooney. Playoffs? I'd be dissapointed with less than 100 points  
  10. Peter Taylor

    Being lined up for Spurs boss. Keeping all my fingers crossed that comes off! I hate Spurs and they deserve Taylor.
  11. * ORM *

    Radar Gun

    While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know...
  12. So Promising

    The way we bounce back now after defeats and the confidence in the side is shining through. We have no fear of anyone in this league and we have kept our heads up since Cardiff. Tilly, brush, maher and the boys deserve a lot of credit and lets continue to keep our magnificent support going...
  13. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
  14. Mad Cyril

    Naff restaurants

    When I was on holiday in Crete a few years ago I walked past a restaurant with a pictorial menu familiar to any holidaymaker out front of said establishment. One of the dishes was huge seafood platter consisting of crab, lobster, prawns, mussels, squid, fish etc. and garnished with (believe it...
  15. Fat Bastid's MONDAY Laugh!

    It's Monday, 3rd from bottom of league, not going to Canvey game and back in office miserable as sin! But that does not stop me from posting a Monday laugh that you may have heard before, in which case laugh anyway :- Enjoy! A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an...
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