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  1. Favourite painting in National Gallery

    This was being discussed on the Jeremy Vine show as I was going to the tip. I'm sure it's been done before but here goes. What's your favourite painting that you must see if you go to the National Gallery. I must always see amd usually go straight to...
  2. Against League 3 Protest at Burton

    This email came from the 'Against League 3' campaign. Let's get ourselves heard in particular in the 3rd and 33rd minute. Let's also make sure the banner is there so it can get on Sky.Hi guys, First of all I cannot thank you enough for all of your support since this petition was created just 3...
  3. Ricey

    Players Wages - When will it end?

    Just read in the papers that Wayne Rooney is about to sign a contract worth £300,000 a week! That is an incredible amount and absolutely ridiculous. At what point are the. FA, FIFA, UEFA or whoever going to say "hmmm, this is actually getting a bit silly now maybe we should limit this". I...
  4. Tony Pulis

    I know he's about as fashionable as a Col Ewe tattoo on your nutsack, but what a job he's done... Palarse have conceded 10 goals in 12 games under Pulis, and that includes away trips to Manchester City, Chelsea and Tottenham. They've kept six clean sheets in the process. They've pulled out of...
  5. The NHS.....

    Blog can be read Here.. The Old Lovers August 30, 2013 by fakethom | 4 Comments A brief story about two old lovers in hospital. We shall call them Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is dying. He’s on a ward in the bottom corner of a hospital, an is slowly but surely coming to the end of his...
  6. B.B.The Legend Lives On.

    Memory Lane Happy Birthday Billy Best!

    For all the misty-eyed brigade on here, next Saturday 7th September, the legend that is Billy Best will celebrate his 70th birthday. It is now over 40 years since his 6 seasons of playing for The Shrimpers ended 1967-68-1972-73. In that time, Billy played a total of 247 matches and amassed an...
  7. Viva Las Vegas !

    What a brilliant place to visit ! I loved every single second and want to go back ASAP,Never dreamed of using firearms but what an buzz to fire pump shotgun,Uzi machine pistol and the desert eagle,Blew me away and can now understand why America love their guns. Seeing David Copperfield perform...
  8. Japan's got Talent!

    Amazing! http://www.flixxy.com/the-incredible-power-of-concentration-miyoko-shida.htm#.UZaEd8r2os2 Thanks to Osy from FB.
  9. Ricky Duncan

    Any ideas if he will stay in the Brown set up? I guess Brown will bring his own people in at some point. Pretty sure he was with Sturrock at the Green Man (or else an incredible looky likey). This got me thinking why he wasn't with the main team party? Hopefully only a case of me adding 2 and...
  10. Shrimpers are Magic

    too many resources perhaps?

    Would some agree with me that 55 players (perm and loan) is too many over three seasons? This doesn't include the few players we had when Sturrock came to the club or the youth players which came through either. For a club with no money I feel that is a incredible amount of bodies with sadly...
  11. Hotman

    Facials

    To think that I thought they were good for skin... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2291621/The-face-porn--make-Adult-movie-stars-brave-camera-shiny-skin-pimples--incredible-transformations.html
  12. The team we could have conceivably been watching

    Just watching the incredible Reading v Arsenal game and watching the players we've had at the Hall over recent years, either on loan or owned, that we could be watching now. A lot of the loans we probably could have signed if we'd have had some cash on the hip at the time...
  13. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Points for Round 4

    Losing the Wycombe game to the weather didn't unduly affect many players with a whole host of points racked up S2tc had a superb week with 5/5 landing him the 5 point bonus but even his effort was dwarfed by newbie Kitch who nailed 3 spot ons including the wildcard as part of an incredible 19...
  14. In front of the cameras

    How often over the years has the beloved SUFC failed to impress when in front of the cameras? Aside from 42 minutes at home to Chelsea, seldom have the boys risen to the occassion. Well for obvious reasons, this HAS to change on Wednesday. This is stage 1 of the Incredible Plan that includes a...
  15. fbm

    Funniest internet thread ever

    This must be in serious contention http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t4ss8/pick_a_movie_remove_one_letter_give_a_brief/ Let's have some more... I'll go with It's a Wonderful Lie - A collection of whoppers that have bought incredible happiness to the people who told them.
  16. the positive side of winding up

    18 months ago in the midst of our worries about the Blues and their future I posted about my local town club, the then Ilkeston Town (Conference North) who were wound up in the autumn of 2010. Happier news now! After reconstituting as Ilkeston FC and winning an academy league last year, they...
  17. Pak Power

    Question Could Mohnsi end up as top goalscorer

    As unlikely as it seems, and the in and out season, abscence, Oldham, suspensions etc. Bilel could actually end up as our top goalscorer. Hall has 13 Dickinson 12 then comes Mohnsi with 9. An incredible return when you think he never takes a penalty, and Hall mostly takes the free kicks...
  18. Kent Shrimper

    Calling All Exiles

    Some of you will already know about the Yahoo Group dedicated to Southend United fans who are in Exile. There are literally Shrimpers all over the World. John Walton organises player sponsorship every year and does an incredible job quite often paying the shortfall. So for the 2012/13 season i...
  19. Hangover cures

    Your suggestions for hangover cures? Heir of the dog Paracetemol Sleep All suggestions are welcome because when you down three pints through a funnel being poured from the balcony and you are down below you tend to be a bit fragile the next day particularly when you are drinking turbo's or...
  20. An idea (stolen shamelessly from another forum)

    Saw a cool feature on another board that lets you save a post it to a special folder in your profile, a very handy way of being able to quickly find a post (not just a thread) that you might refer to or look at regularly... think of it as a bookmarking facility, probably the best way to describe...
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