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  1. Question Adam Barrett should quit on a high?

    I'm not sure if he's up to league one standard anymore, can't think of a better way for him to sign-off on than today, keeping his reputation intact.
  2. Are the North Bank seats intact?

    ....are they?
  3. Cricko

    The American Gun Law

    Surely after yet another massacre at a school the American Government must do something to their 250 year old gun laws.. I hear there are 300 million hand guns in the USA, what will it actually take for a change? I know there are powerful groups who want to keep this outdated law intact so they...
  4. ian_the_girth

    Car Insurance

    What is it with car insurance & having your pants pulled down, while being shafted by a 15" black rubber ****?!?! I am 29, no driving convictions & drive a 1.2L Fiat Punto (2005), postcode SS7. My previous vehicle was written off last year - non fault, i wasnt even in the car. All completed...
  5. Blair Sturrock Sci-fi Q&A

    Blair Sturrock Sci-fi Q&A General Questions Do you believe in aliens? The universe is vast and endless there has to be ET’S running around somewhere. Do you know any Klingon? Heghlu’meh QaQ jajvam = today is a good day to die Do you have a copy of Star Trekkin by the Firm? Sorry to say...
  6. Ref Watch ..... Bury away

    We haven't lost at Bury for 22 years. The man in charge, as we attempt to keep this record intact, is the somewhat inexperienced first year League referee, Mark Brown from East Yorkshire. This will be his 7th ever League match, the first 6 producing a slightly high-ish 19 yellow cards a red...
  7. MrB

    Free SZ WC Predictions Comp - £50 prize

    Not sure how much interest there will be however this is a FREE TO ENTER competition and I will put up £50 of my own cash as a prize for the winner (which I will pass over in the Spread on the first day of next season or post by cheque if necessary). If anything I'm just interested to see how...
  8. Terry Scores...

    Football fans are historically fickle and it doesn’t take an awful lot for them to turn on you, but when a judge is calling your character into question, you know that something just might be wrong… Commendable as it might be to step onto the pitch on the same day your personal life begins to...
  9. First Class Footballer, Second Rate Sportsman

    Alone in the 18 yard box, dejected with a painful expression on his face. He's missed the penalty, yet the Santiago Bernabeu is rocking. Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is back to his usual, petulant self and even the Madrid faithful are growing ever-so-slightly tired of it all. If ever a moment defined...
  10. Slipperduke

    What A Waste!

    I’m devastated. Roy Keane’s spectacular career suicide has robbed the Premier League of one of its most intriguing characters and it’s all so pointless. Sunderland have played some good football this year, notably when they finally beat their bitter rivals Newcastle at The Stadium Of Light...
  11. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
  12. Sean 2

    Slighty techy stuff..

    Haven't seen this pointed out so far about the game yesterday so will try and keep it simple... Our problem yesterday in keeping that 2-0 scoreline intact came from possibly many areas that have been discussed thus far,a local derby,weather conditions,tough midweek game but it's time to turn to...
  13. Hawkwell Blue

    Little Haven, Barry Harris and Miss HB

    Just a quick note from myself and Katie's Mum to thank Barry for his generosity in donating a large sum to Little Haven in Katie's memory following his completion of the Great North Run. Not sure of the wisdom of giving me the money in the Spread but it did make it home intact! We are well on...
  14. Richard_Cadette

    The Power of RC Junior!

    I am starting to realise little RC Junior, now only 4 months old, has extremely strong magical powers!! He has now witnessed 11 games this season, in his short 4 months in this world, and we are yet to taste defeat - including the dramatic late win at Carlisle on Saturday. To back this up...
  15. Bluetonic

    Baldness

    Woke up this morning after a traumatic nightmare which involved me losing my hair. Was relieved to find the glossy locks still intact after a moment of panic. My question to the more follicle challenged members of the board, are you happy with your lack of hair? Is it something you learn to deal...
  16. Paul ''Sammy'' Sansome

    Sammy was sitting just in front of us in the east stand greens yesterday and was immaculately dressed, could've passed muster for a football scout. When we scored our 2 fabbo goals Sammy seemed completely unmoved can anybody tell me:- a) Is Sammy a footy scout? b) Is he a Saints fan? c) Is...
  17. Slipperduke

    The view from Tufnell Park...

    My neighbours will never speak to me again. When I awoke on Wednesday morning to find my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and an empty bottle of white wine in my bed, I was dimly aware that something incredible might have happened. It took another 30 seconds for the memories to filter back...
  18. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
  19. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
  20. GregStarz

    Oh god&#33;

    Tilson pings a big, curve ball down Norwich's throat as City try to pick their way through the minefield Mon 9 Oct 06 Shrimpers boss Steve Tilson threw a large curve ball Norwich's way this weekend as he revealed that Southend chairman Ron Martin had refused the Canaries permission speak to...
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