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  1. The 20 most outrageous owners

    In the new Sky Sports magazine, Something we are doing well in... 1. Kim Jong il 2. ANTON JOHNSON 3. Bernard Tapie 4. Vince McMahon 5. Russell Crowe 6. Bill Veeck 7. Silvio Berlusconi 8. Marge Schott 9. George SteinBrenner 10. John Manners 11. Flavio Briatore 12. Ken Richardson 13. Terry Smith...
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    Tories are losing the battle over class

    News Politics Conservatives Guardian/ICM poll: Conservatives show vulnerability in class battleTories seen increasingly as upper class, but lead over Labour widens to 11 points thanks to a rise in the Lib Dem vote Julian Glover guardian.co.uk, Monday 25 January 2010 18.36 GMT Article history...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    Rise in hate crime follows BNP council election victoriesBuzz

    <Robert Booth guardian.co.uk, Friday 15 January 2010 19.20 GMT Article historyReports of racial and religiously motivated crime rose following the election of British National party councillors in several far- right strongholds, police statistics have revealed. Complaints of hate crime...
  4. Napster

    Help- what film is the least worst?

    Got a flight to India coming up and frankly, the choice on the flight of available films is awful. Apart from Mesrine, which film should I watch - Ive got 9 hours to kill and I can't sleep on planes 1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2. Movie Cheri 3. Movie The Ugly Truth 4. Movie...
  5. Barking College

    Mate of mine recently started at BC and was stunned to discover he was one of a tiny minority of white english to attend the college,His tutors are asian/russian whilst his group consist of 3 white english 7 asians 4 polish 8 africans 4 english blacks and 3 west indians. Diversity indeed and...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Teaching Maths!!!

    1. Teaching Maths in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
  7. Breaking News Revelling in it! 05/08/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: ‘The Legion Of Doom’ aka Osei Sankofa and Jean-Francois Christophe Ian ‘Sideshow Bob’ Joyce Adam ‘Right Said Fred’ Barrett We’re all a little bit worried at the minute as ever since not being allowed to play in the Toomey Trophy, no-one has seen the...
  8. DTS

    Question Thoughts on Kevin Betsy?

    Whilst the priority is defence at the moment as we are seriously short of bodies I think most people will agree we also need a/a couple of winger(s). The G-Man was never replaced and I whilst Tommy Black was succesfully replaced with a waste of space I still feel were light on wingers...
  9. pickledseal

    Ron's Blog 3/7/09

    Chairman's Blog I promised to let you have my thoughts upon my “likes and dislikes of the football industry”. I can sum this up in one four letter word beginning with f… yes you’ve got it FANS! My immediate thought is that the most likeable part of football is winning. However on reflection...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Teaching Maths in the UK

    1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
  11. ldnfatso

    Michael Jackson Ticket dilema

    07/01/2009 Will your Michael Jackson tickets be worth more than the refund? Guest post by Dr Christopher Paley In offering Michael Jackson ticket holders the choice to take a refund or receive their unusable tickets as souvenirs, AEG have introduced music fans to one of the most intractable...
  12. Ron Manager

    Outnumbered at home

    Just in the process of getting my ticket for Brisbane Roar vs Celtic, a pre-season match over here in July. Now by all accounts every exiled Celtic fan and Irishman in Australia is heading to Brisbane for this game and despite being at home Roar fans (such as myself) will be seriously...
  13. TrueBlue

    Rons Blogg

    Chairman's Blog Firstly before I deal with Q&A there are one or two things to clear up. The first relates to Peter Clarke and an article in today’s Echo. In last week’s blog I set out the position, once again, surrounding Peter but for the record there have been no discussions with Peter...
  14. Vange Shrimper

    To all you female posters on the board....

    With all these totty cups and MILF threads, any chance we can come together to draw up a thread like these for us women on the board of men to lust over?! Might be a bit difficult as we are in the minority, but if the men want to join in and show their feminine side (which i'm sure some won't...
  15. steveo


    Is there anyone else on here who does not use Facebook or Myspace? I seem to be in a minority.
  16. Manchester Shrimper

    Tilson out?

    I see we've had a bit of a poor run of late which has led to a vocal minority coming out of the woodwork and calling for the gaffer's head. I dug this up from the archives earlier. Just goes to show how far we've come as a club under Tilly and that maybe his biggest 'mistake' was raising...
  17. Lord Football

    Mr Singh Strikes Again

    Even though I though Singh called Moussa's send off correctly, I know I am in the minority here. So you may enjoy some of the feedback he is getting after doing Luton v Accrington today. http://www.thefootballforum.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=155894&st=20
  18. Slipperduke

    Boo-Boys Blight Effective England

    With three wins out of three and a new-found ability to pass the ball about on the ground, the Fabio Capello revolution is gradually gaining momentum. A surprisingly perky Kazakhstan team were eventually swept aside at Wembley, crushed 5-1 with a late flurry of goals. The dark days of the former...
  19. Breaking News Warning from D C Spooner

    From the Echo site Football fans warned 9:47am Friday 26th September 2008 FOOTBALL fans have been warned to stay away if they intend to cause trouble at Southend United’s clash with Leyton Orient tonight. Police will be using weapon detection systems at train stations to prevent hooligans...
  20. Smiffy

    The Blue Voice - Some Facts

    Right, first of all many thanks for all the bitchy comments, to say I'm a little ****ed off right now is an understatement. All these negative statements regarding TBV I take as a personal insult, so If anyone else wants a pop please do so via PM. Now for the facts. The Blue Voice is not an...