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  1. DTS

    Question Where to take Mrs DtS for her suprise birthday treat.

    Hello, Just starting to plan ahead to Mrs DtS's birthday in November. I have decided to treat Mrs DtS to a weekend away. The grandparents have agreed to baby sit which is excellent so all I have got to do now is find somewhere to go. Being the tight ******* I am I am looking at taking her on a...
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    • dts expenses following grandparents historic rea restricted secondary somewhere suprise
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Nicky Bailey treatment

    Sorry if this has been done before, but i cannot remember. If and when the ginger **** does return to the hall, are you gunna give him some proper OTT abuse? OR will you ignore the little ****er and hopes he has a crap game? OR applaud him?
  3. Slipperduke

    Senor Jekyll outwits Senor Hyde

    If the World Cup is anything like this, we're all in for a treat. You could always sense that the destiny of the Confederations Cup would be determined by the identity of the Brazil team that turned up. If it was the Brazil who lethargically struggled past South Africa, then the USA would strike...

  4. Ronaldo Sold

    Man U accept £80m bid from Real
  5. pringlejon

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg!

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg Broadfoot has been a regular for Rangers since signing from St Mirren Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot was taken to hospital...
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    • fa cup following ish jury liquid rea ripping ruled salad
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Is it pikey to eat food in a supermarket before you have paid for it.

    Decided to treat Mrs DtS to a nice home cooked meal last night. Went to my local branch of Sainsburys and decided to purchase my produce (Some Squid, Salad and Fizzy Water for those of you that are interested). As I was in there I noticed a woman who was a larger lady and nature had not been...
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    • beast bra brough cooked dts eaten larger rea salad supermarket
    • Replies: 69
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. OldBlueLady

    Swine flu latest local news....

    Hils - have you got school tomorrow? :unsure: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4356727.Canvey_child_treated_for_Swine_Flu/ and another one http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4356991.Basildon_pensioner_tested_positive_for_swine_flu/
  8. Slipperduke

    I wish I'd Gone To Hayes

    Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea So was it Guus Hiddink's tactics or Petr Cech's saves? Was it the referee and his failure to spot a late tug on Theirry Henry or was it Barcelona's inability to take their chances? Chelsea fans won't give two hoots. The net result of this rather grim affair was a scoreless...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Mad Cyril

    Favourite division two chocolate snack treat.

    Away from the bright lights of Mars, Twix and Snicker galacticos what do you favour during your tea break? This is a private poll for obvious reasons.

  10. Question Punishment for King/the club

    After the shocking treatment of their own fans, i believe the club/king should definately face some kind of punishment. As this website is monitored, those at the club will realise how strongly us fans feel about the ******** that you have dumped on us, not only in the past, but on saturday...
  11. Benfleet A1

    Mobile Phone Theft.

    Took the wife and daughter to Marsh Farm today as a little treat. While I'm on dad duties on the slides and swings the Mrs went off to get a couple of cups of tea. When she came back she gave me a quick bell and slipped her phone in her pocket. Well she thought she did but it looks like she...
  12. Slipperduke

    The Damned United

    Quick review as Mrs Slipperduke is waiting to be taken out and treated right. Exceptional. Utterly charming. There's loads of bits that are out of the timeline, loads of quotes that are attributed to the wrong people and loads of absolute fantasy, but after a while you stop caring. Besides...
  13. BoyWonder2

    Ipod Touch: Info Required

    Guys and girls, When pay day finally arrives, I'm thinking of splashing out and buying myself an Ipod Touch. Wanted to get one for Christmas, but decided against it in the end, so I thought I'd treat myself now. I wanted to know if anyone on here had one, or has a mate thats got one. What are...
  14. fredheim_holm

    P-P-P-Powerbook ~ A quality read

    I definitely recommend you read this if you have too much time on your hands, a tale of how an American scammed the scammer. P-P-P-Powerbook

  15. Breaking News Ron's blog 03/03/09

    I feel there are more issues I would like to share with supporters in relation to football matters, which includes acknowledging the very capable backroom staff who get little credit for maintaining a well oiled operation. That topic will be on another agenda as many fans’ only point of contact...
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    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Soccer AM is ****

    This used to be so fecking good, but it seems to have completely died on its arse. They drag out the same old guests, bore us to tears with the same old Skill Schools and to be fair there is only so many skills you can do with a ball before it gets boring. The Soccerets have gone right down...
  17. SUFC Forever

    Peter Moores Appointed Lancashire Coach

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/lancashire/7882814.stm Good luck to Peter Moores. I knew he would not be out of work for long. He has been treated abysmally by England and hope he is successful in his new role at Lancashire.
  18. Forever A Shrimper

    How will you react to Hooper?

    The way we treat returning players to the club has always been interesting, whether it be JCR's cheers and then straight after his goal boo's. Or the inevitable return on Bailey where abuse will be hurled, saliva thrown and boo's ringing the stadium. But what are you going to be like to Gary...
  19. Slipperduke

    Is Ronaldo Growing Up?

    So that's the World Player of the Year, the Balon D'or, the PFA Player of the Year, the Football Writers Footballer of the Year, the European Golden Shoe and something called the FIFPro Award. It seems that the only thing Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't won in the last twelve months is the US election...
  20. pringlejon

    I've got a bone to pick with a lot of you here

    will this one do?
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