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  1. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Chris Phillips and The Echo

    I know this has been mentioned before (i think:confused: ), but seriously that guy needs to get some new phrases, i.e. 'the basildon based forward', 'the highly rated goal getter', and most recently 'for the goal-getter was responsible...', bla bla bla!! Seriously he needs to broaden his vocab a...
  2. Random question about exams....

    I have a geography exam tommoz afternoon :( and for it I have to remember some latin terms and some references. What my question is, is that can you get away with writing (sic) after a word/name that you think youve spelt wrong, but need to put in anyway? Dont know if you can get away with...
  3. DTS

    Funniest and Crappest Reason for getting Negative rep.

    Sure we have all had our fair share of funny comments on our profile. So what is your funniest and crappest reason for getting negative rep. Funniest - London Fatso gave me negative rep for farting next to him before the Leeds game. Crappest - Xabia picked me up for spelling things wrong. :mad:
  4. TrueBlue

    BNP/Far Right

    Would you vote BNP in the next election IF the BNP cleared up its racist stigma!? p.s sorry for spelling on the poll!
  5. * ORM *

    Seen at Roots Hall today - Twice

    I'm tired of all the usual transfer deadline rumour mills and b/s so I thought I'd get the inside track. Oh, I do apologise for the incorrect spelling. The thread title should have read SCENE :p Only 3-1/2 more hours to go and you're safe for a few more months. :cool:
  6. Maher & Duguid

    I note from our Official site that Steve Tilson has now disclosed we had a statement from "their playing" (obvious typo) confirming Kev Maher never even touched Duguid! I'm now even more angry about this. Assuming the above quote should read "their player" then why was Duguid not charged for...
  7. DTS

    Best use of Pasta

    Excuse spelling....Personally you cant beat a nice Carbonara.
  8. sufcintheprem

    Never trust a scouser

    One of the people I was living with in Canada recently sent an e-mail to our agent asking what had happened to our deposit and got this response.... >Dear Gemma, > >Im delighted you've got in touch with me. I need very urgently to >talk with you and all your travelling...
  9. Afew things im not happy with

    Some of the things im not happy with might well be minor things but these are simple things the club should be able to get right! Firsty, last season on DVD. All the other clubs bring out an end of season DVD showing the highs and lows of the season thats just ended during pre season. We are...
  10. sufcintheprem

    The Official Site

    A short while ago, I posted a topic on the board commenting on some glaring errors on the official site. True to consistency, I felt I should now post this message as well. Since I made those comments, bearing in mind I have read pretty much every article too, the quality of proof-reading seems...
  11. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
  12. Hammell on the town ;)

    Nothing to worry about but seems Steven and his girlfriend are adjusting to life in Southend by sampling the nightlife, along with our special Morrican*spelling* trailist Marassi. Link Shame it was Mayhem of all places but they'll soon find whats good and whats not.
  13. Who will we sign WHEN we go up.

    I remember the last time we reached the promised land, now please dont quote me my memory like others around here, fails me quite badly, but when we went up last time i remember having the radio on and heard we had signed Mike Marsh, i remember thinking F**K me 500k where did that one come from...
  14. Its Only A Game

    Is this Shrimperzone?

    How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the...
  15. C C Csiders

    Most over-rated songs in history

    Listening over Xmas to the Virgin Radio top 500 (or was it 1,000) sent in by listeners, it occured to me that many of those songs that made the list, and always seem to make these top 100, 200, 500 etc. lists are IMO grossly over-rated. As my starter for 10, and sticking my head above the...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    From the SUSCT Liaison Meeting

    "BW said that he had recently read the new Blues News magazine and said that it needed proof reading as there were lots of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors as well as problems with presentation. GK said that it wasn’t a club issue but was concerned that there was a lot of stock...
  17. Daft names

    I was talking to a mate the other day and we got talking about the number of stupid surnames there are around at the moment, caused no doubt by the influx of foreign players, such as Sinima Pongole (not sure of spelling) and Danny s%&ttu. It got me thinking about SUFC players with daft...
  18. shrimperman

    am i missing something?

    although ive been on holiday for a couple of weeks i did manage to the blues in pre-season twice. in particular liked what i saw of that youngster jozic (spelling?). i see there is a number of trialists playing in the forthcoming friendly. just wondered why tilly appears to have lost interest. i...
  19. lee_sufc

    How many Shrimperzone forum members

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to...
  20. Smiffy

    Freddy or Fredy?

    Whilst conducting a search on the web, I noticed that there is alot of articles that seem to differ on how Mr Eastwood's name is spelt.. Does anyone know for sure, how it is spelt?. What do you think is the true spelling?.