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  1. The Zones Zoner New Years Honour List.

    Ok very simple just put forward a zoner for an honor and put why,nothing too rude as the mods will go into meltdown. POSTER OF THE YEAR. Sonic of course,came back in to the fold this year and is more bonkers then ever,gives me a run for bad spelling and grammer and every post is a gem. Plus he...
  2. Benfleet A1

    Memory Lane It's The Find a Osymandus Ramble Thread

    I miss the madarse Osymandus. He could destroy a thread with his terrible spelling and grammar in seconds but he was never boring. So in honour of the lovable loon, lets post some of his classics. From way back in 2010. WEll ive voted;). Bookies claim at least a 70% + nationanal turnout:D...
  3. Spelling?

    Spelling on TShirt!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22059921
  4. onlyonekingkevin

    what the **** is reputation ???

    what is it? i use this forum for a bit of banter and to keep up with rumours but when im recieving harsh comments and a "red light" it yakes the enjoyment out of it lol sorry for spelling errors... im using my phone. but could someone exsplain this too me please
  5. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 47 - Saturday 17th March

    Hereford v Southend 2-3 Cheltenham v Gillingham 0-3 WTF !!! Creepy v Port Vale 3-2 Crewe v Swindon 2-0 WTF !!! Oxford v Rotherham 2-1 Plymouth v Shrewsbury 1-0 WTF !!! I'm going to send you back to spelling school H !!!!
  6. Onion_Bag_Dave

    A rant.

    1. Chanting '****ing Useless to our own player who puts his ****ing heart into his performances, doing what nobody else wants to do, the ****ing dirty work. 2. Cheering when Rhys Evans catches the ball. Brilliant. 3. Constant moaning. 4. Chanting the Seagull louder than anything else. 5...
  7. The average SUFC Fan IQ?

    I don't profess to be the brain of Britain, but a lot of the comments with regard to student loans are obviously from people who have never been anywhere near a uni or have any children at the desired intelligence level either. Pure Sun reading diatribe. Football supporters or come to that...
  8. Question What have your cut back on this season?

    With the reccession and job cuts still affecting the population, coupled with relegation I admit I haven't spend as much as I do at the Blues.. although I have promised myself a shirt next home game. What are you cutting back on this season to save the penny's? Sorry, if a mod can correct my...
  9. brigadista

    FAO all Ron Martin believers, apologists, apathists: why I shall be voting option 5..

    Posters on this forum such as mcnasty & pboreham have questioned what a protest against ron will achieve & questioned the commitment of those participating, whilst also taking enjoyment from lampooning poor jack in the process. I don't claim to have the right...
  10. Sturrock calls for fans backing - BBC website

    404 - Page Not Found This might be because you typed the web address incorrectly. Please check the address and spelling ensuring that it does not contain capital letters or spaces. It is possible that the page you were looking for may have been moved, updated or deleted. Please click the back...
  11. pickledseal

    Question A mystery player (from yesteryear, not a transfer rumour!)

    A mate from work has just posed this one to me: His mum and dad went around their friends house at the weekend and it turns out their friend apparently used to play for Southend. His rough age is 65, so I guess playing around 40 years ago. His name is Mert, but not sure on the spelling. Over...
  12. Male clique,job done,next job.

    Ok well done men,that girly live thread has been closed and a bee set in a blue rinse bonnet so what is our next mission. That hammas bloke has been wasted so we were a bit late there so we need a new target so we could do any of the following, kidnapp osy and teach him to spell/write sense...
  13. ShrimperZone Annual Awards 2009

    Prompted by Firestorm. ShrimperZone Annual Awards. Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please copy and paste your votes/answers and remember this is only a bit of fun. Categories:- Zoner of the Year. Best Signature. Thread of the year. ShrimperZone...
  14. Yemi abidon

    cant remember his last name to the correct spelling, but he is currently playing for ilkeston
  15. fbm

    Echo headline

    Todays early editions - The back page headline on the Echo "SOUTHEND GET JUST DESERTS" Is the standard of journalism so bad these days that they can't even spot spelling mistakes in headlines?
  16. Thorpe Groyney

    Does The Big C Make You A Big C?

    I'm just in from my daily walk. Despite the cold my face is burning up. Although the wander was a modest one, to Southchurch Park, the seafront and then back home, my body aches all over and I'm far too tired for a bloke of my age to be. You see, people, I have cancer - and I'm fare more...
  17. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Question What school did you go to?

    For any statto on here it might be worth keeping a tally of any replies to this post so we could all see what has been the most popular place to form our brains into the fine minds they are today, prepared as they are to cope with the high brow stuff that a few hours at Roots Hall chucks at us...
  18. seany t

    Name which 13 players have scored 100+ Premiership goals

    http://www.sporcle.com/games/premierleaguegoalscorers.php I got 8. And missed 2 absolute gifts... I also learned that I'm rubbish at spelling.
  19. SZ Annual Awards ---- your votes required

    ShrimperZone Annual Awards, Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please vote in any or all of the categories below, and submit your nominations, via PM to me, I will count the votes and post the results as close to the 24th of December 2008 as possible. Do...
  20. SZ Annual Awards ---- your votes required

    ShrimperZone Annual Awards, Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please vote in any or all of the categories below, and submit your nominations, via PM to me, I will count the votes and post the results as close to the 24th of December 2008 as possible. Do...
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