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  1. Cricko

    Tarquin Fauntleroy

    Has he died and gone to faeces heaven or is he being held against his will by TrueBlue. Other suggestions of his whereabouts please?
  2. Napster

    Battle of the 80s films - Round 2 - Bill & Ted v The Goonies

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Drastic Sturgeon v Goonies - Tarquin Fauntleroy
  3. Cricko

    Round 1 Amy Winehouse v Debbie Harry

    Heat 14 see's Tarquin Fauntleroy's Amy Winehouse take on Canveyshrimper's Debbie Harry. Put your pictures up please and start voting.
  4. Strykr

    worst sports injury?

    ok so ive just got back from the hospital ripped tendons in my ankle playing squash have to have a cast tommorrow, swelled up like a balloon, and it bloody hurts weeks beckon of sitting on my arse doing jack. i can feel the boredom encroaching, thought a gruesome thread about your worst sports...
  5. Slipperduke

    We Few, We Happy Few...

    Come on now, let’s see those chins off the ground. This is what supporting Southend is all about, isn’t it? Agony, frustration and the feeling that the world is ganging up on you? That’s what we do. Ain’t none of us here who signed up for success, glory and blanket coverage on Sky Sports...
  6. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 45

    Well over a hundred points scored today, though Christ i'm sure we'd swop them all for 3 from the match .. i've searched the house for booze and discovered half a bottle of Jack Daniels, so in the words of Tarquin Fauntleroy ... toodle pip !!! 15 Dave the Shrimper 15 ol blue eyes 15 The Big...
  7. TrueBlue

    A Lesson to you all

    When I was 18 (younger and even more stupid then now) I use to drink on pier hill at Charlies Bar (Motels) mainly because I use to work at the Palace Hotel when I left school and I use to drink with some of the worst people in Southend, Druggys, ponce's and thieves the lot but during that time...
  8. Question Where is Tarquin?

    As the title suggest, where is Cricko Tarquin?
  9. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ team of the year

    Following on from the SZ Annual Awards, here's my team of the year: GK - Firestorm, his consistency and the fact that very little gets past him makes him a natural to go in goal. RB - Martin Carruthers, his username may suggest a role up front but given his versatility across the board...
  10. Firestorm

    Post, thread and poster of the year

    This thread is normally up and running by now. FWIW I can't think of a particular post or thread, but Posters, Tarquin for Humour, Rusty for debate, Yorkshire for Tactics, Canvey for Nostalgia, Osy for bollocks I can't read and OBL for Bollocks I can read
  11. Round 16

    The final draw of the first round brings Ridley Scott (Genial Harry Grout) vs Rob Cohen (Tarquin F) - the only candidate I've not actually heard of :D Good luck Tarqy!
  12. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Last 16 - David Crown vs Stan Collymore

    Vote for who you want to win. Voting closes at midnight. David Crown (Supported by Tarquin Fauntleroy he won group D with 49 votes. David joined Blues in November 1987 after a career with Walthamstow Avenue, Brentford, Portsmouth, Reading and Cambridge. A hard working skilful striker, Dave was...
  13. Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd 2 Heat 2: CHiPs v The A-Team

    CHiPs (Tarquin Fauntleroy) v The A-Team (davewebbsbrain)
  14. Mohave Shrimper

    Battle of US TV: Rnd1 Heat 7

    CHiPs (Tarquin Fauntleroy) v Lost (Dave of the Match)
  15. Mohave Shrimper

    Draw & Discussion Thread

    1. Homicide: Life on the Streets. (Napster) 2. Six Feet Under (Drastic Sturgeon) 3. The Cosby Mysteries (Southchurch Groyney) 4. CHiPs (Tarquin Fauntleroy) 5. The West Wing (Matt the Shrimp) 6. The Wire (blues r best) 7. Hawaii Five-0 (ldnfatso) 8. Band of Brothers (steveo) 9. Studio 60 on...
  16. manor15

    Battle of the SUFC Legends - Group D

    Please vote for who you think is the greatest SUFC Legend. The winner is guaranteed a place in the next round while the runner up may win a place in the next round depending on how many votes they get. Here is Group D: Paul Sansome (Dave The Shrimper) David Crown (Tarquin Fauntleroy) Shaun...
  17. manor15

    Battle of the SUFC Legends

    Welcome to the house of manor15 and the draw for the group stage of the Battle of the SUFC Legends. The draw will be made by brother of manor15. It is more complicated than the usual battle, this will take the form of a group stage until Sunday 30th August when the winners of each group and the...
  18. NSFW Stuck for a present? Available at Ikea today...

    It almost certainly probably isn't in anyway shape or form, but nonetheless I can see Tarquin with this in his boudoir...
  19. Shrimper

    Question County Fare

    Anyone go to the "Robin Hood" County Show that was at Garons? I did, don't quite see where the link to Robin Hood was apart from a couple of people dressed up in 13th century attire and scaring kids with big sticks, weapons, not part of their anatomy, eh Tarquin. Saw some Feret racing which was...
  20. Napster

    Rd 1 Heat 12 - Charles Darwin (Numphgirl) v Terry Nutkins (Tarquin Fauntleroy)

    Numphgirl - Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Tarquin Fauntleroy - Terry Nutkins
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