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  1. Bielzibubz

    PJA Digital Design & Photographic Restoration Services

    Afternoon good people of 'The Zone' After designing and producing the new Shrimperzone web banner I thought I'd tell you about another service we off at PJA Digital Design. A full photographic repair and restoration service. I dare say we've all got one of those old and cherished family photos...
  2. Napster

    Launch of a new charity

    Delighted to announced that me and my better half have officially launched the Steven Hurren SUDEP Research Foundation, a registered charity. The aim of the charity is to raise funds for people doing new research into SUDEP (PhD level and above), purchasing equipment and tools they need to...
  3. steveo

    Long story, power cuts and a water dowser.

    If I had posted this when it started, it may have had the legs to match MK's fridge post. So i'll keep it short but you may get bored. Earlier this year, probably February time, I saw some damp patches on the left side outside wall of my house. Thought they would dry up but they didn't. We...
  4. Mad Cyril

    Illuminated garden reindeer

    Anyone know where I can pick up a couple of these on the cheap? I am looking for a touch of festive class to compliment the crazy paving and block driveway. Homebase and B&Q do them but I am looking at over a ton for an adult plus calf. They are going on my garage roof so quality is an issue...
  5. Ipod only seeing 1/4 of hard disk

    Folks, I have very old Ipod (60gig photo) that had been working fine until yesterday where all my songs vanished. Formating/restoring the Ipod only gives me 16gig which was the original free space - it's the part that held my tunes has vanished and become inaccessible. Any idea why, or anyone...
  6. OldBlueLady

    Rioting in London over the last few night

    Surprisingly, I can't see any discussion on the rioting that's gone on in Tottenham, Enfield and now south of the river over the last few nights. Unsurprisingly, I hear the bleeding hearts have already been out in the media moaning about police brutality. As I see it, the man police originally...
  7. bradys interview part 2 in the echo

    the man shows again more and more stupidity and towing martins line. trying to blame a recession for falling attendances is quite simply moronic. his new bosom buddy martin, is to blame full stop for not giving tilson the tools of his trade, and sweeping the carpet under his feet, by selling...
  8. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 1-1 Stockport County

    What a game!!! This is my first post... Listening to 'Player,' for my first live game after 15 years of being a Southend supporter... I am sitting in Newman a mining town in Western Australia... Despite the controversy, loving every bit of it... including that I am now receiving of air BBC Essex...
  9. Napster

    Tommy happy with win

    TOMMY HAPPY TO REGISTER FIRST WIN Posted on: Sat 31 Jul 2010 Assistant manager Tommy Widdrington was happy to register his first victory since moving to Southend United at the start of July on Saturday. Bilel Mohsni's 26th minute header was enough to claim a 1-0 victory against Eastbourne...
  10. CC51DAS

    Breaking News BBC to resurrect High Altitude programme next winter

    BBC Two Programme Policy 2009/2010 Television: Select television statement policy BBC One BBC One Scotland BBC One Wales BBC One NI BBC Two BBC Two Scotland BBC Two Wales BBC Two NI BBC Three BBC Four CBeebies CBBC BBC HD Service remit BBC Two's remit is to be a mixed-genre channel...
  11. superblue24

    DVD Converter

    Chaps and Chapettes, Anyone know a piece of software (willing to pay money for it) that can take an encrypted DVD and convert it to MP4's for the iPhone? I have been using DVD Decrypter with Videora with another piece of decryption software running in the background, but it is quite a...
  12. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  13. J

    Sick and Tired of this ****..

    As the title says, i am seriously sick and tiired of everything that goes with SUFC.. walk away? Easy.. or not? Southend United is my ****ing club, and no one can ever take that away, even 5 foot blonde middle aged men who try. Today has seriously ****ed me off, from he fact i have to top up...
  14. South Bank Hank

    ShrimperZone Board Upgrade

    As many of you are aware, we've been planning a major upgrade to ShrimperZone for some time. Rather than a minor tweak here and there, the upgrade will see a significant number of new features, widgets, gizmos, bells and whistles for all of our users and a whole host of stuff for us owners to...
  15. Hotman


    I can't be the only one that is getting royally ****ed off with these ******s who think they have the right to down tools the moment something happens that hasn't met their approval. My year is being ****ed up by these ***** who can't accept that they are only ****ing workers and not the...
  16. mattytheshrimper

    ron martins statement about barnard. thought?

    what are peoples thoughts about what ron said about barney last night. saying lee would put his tools down if he didnt move to southampton in january. very bold statement for such a liked player. wouldn't have this true myself as got more respect for barny than that but why would ron lie?
  17. Slipperduke

    No Blind Spot, Wenger's Just Too Loyal

    Much will be written in the coming days about Arsene Wenger and his perceived ‘blind spot’ for goalkeepers. It is the death knell for thousands of trees, all doomed to slaughter just so that we can be told that one of the finest managers in the history of the Premier League cannot even recognise...

    Survival Instincts

    I watched a great film last night called Defiance, about a group of Belorussian Jews who refused to accept the inevitable and fought to survive We are now in a hypothetical world where the people of SZ are gathered together in a forest with just the most basic of tools and limited supplies...
  19. * ORM *

    Very Frustrating Java Issue

    I have problems with work laptop so am trying to access work Webmail through my own laptop. I come up against Java problems (also preventing me from accessing SZ Chat Room) saying not installed on PC. I tried a few things then uninstalled + Reinstalled latest version of Java. I still can't get...
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    Scally mouthing off again...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/g/gillingham/8248315.stm Obviously Plankinson won this round of Battle of the Tools... In other BBC League One news, we get top billing (5 goal thriller) in the online roundup of the weekend's goals!