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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question People who should have died during child birth???

    When you think of individuals throughout history who have been responsible for total and utter atrocities, we think of characters like Adolf Hitler, Kim Jong II, Osama bin Laden, President Mugabe,............but does anyone ever mention the name Thomas Midgley?? Good old Thomas who was an...
  2. DTS

    Question Tracksuit bottoms when exercising

    I play football every Wednesday night with a few of my mates and basically a load of random blokes that just want to play football. The standard is fairly high which I like as there is nothing worse than playing with players that cant trap a ball. Anyway last night one of the blokes turned up...
  3. palexander

    "Players not delivering"

    As I've posted in the 'Betsy' thread too, now the club policy is to dump players that 'are not performing', then who next? The loan window re-opens next week, so expect more departures I would guess? Heres the runners and riders - who next is up to hangman King's trap-door for underperforming...
  4. Slipperduke

    White Hart Lane

    I always enjoy a trip to White Hart Lane. Sure, it's in the middle of the north-east London badlands, a destination made even more remote by London Transport's fascination with shutting down the tube on match day, but there are consolations. For starters, there's the stadium itself, a hulking...
  5. Mad Cyril

    Essex youth in handcuff trap

    Essex youth in handcuff trap. Why would you do something so stupid? Why did the police leave them there in the first place?
  6. Slipperduke

    Dear Andorra

    Now, on the off chance that someone from Andorra is holidaying in Singapore and is reading this article, let me make it clear that I have nothing against your country. I've never met an Andorran, which is hardly surprising as I believe there are only about 30 of you in existence, but I'm sure...
  7. fbm

    Can the club ever win?

    Well, as we near the end of another season, it is yet again time for reflection on what has been, what might have been, looking forward to what will be and - for a large majority of people - putting on their hindsight googles and viewing how it should have been. In my view we have had yet...
    • fbm
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. sufc_tom

    Speed Cameras

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4133911.A127_speed_cameras_are_not_working_yet/ The average speed cameras haven't been turned on yet! Forking Essex council:madman::madman: OR Is it a trap to make drivers go back up to 70 and then the council will go "Oh by the way the cameras were on all the...

  9. How much longer, for god's sake?

    What's that I hear......................................Oh it's Tilly's P45 landing on his doormat!! Now i'll just sit and wait for the ususal Tilly is a deity and can do no wrong clap trap, sorry time for a change me thinks!:headbang:
  10. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
    • Slipperduke
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    • admire afterwards ant applause awareness behaviour brough champions coloured cunning cup danish didn emmanuel emphatic enjoyed fusion gest goalless goalposts inadvertently ish jeers johan jury league loud money pace persie ran retrospective sneak stopped support trap trophies wasn wilshere
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Jonny_Stokes

    They Haunted the Os:

    #2 - Richard Cadette When we take an Orient retrospective from the early to late 1980s you can't help but be overcome with a sense of complete and utter misery. While the nation was tearing itself apart over the miner'sstrike the dear old Os were busy getting themselves relegated to Division...
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    • brooks brough cas cashed ched combined didn dimi encounter enjoyed following ford griffin hadn hall holdsworth hoodoo itself league minstermen moore noses overcome pain phrase retrospective roots severe spells sticking stint tannadice tossers trap triumph twenty wasn wells
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  12. Slipperduke

    Gunners Fire Blanks

    How Arsenal could have done with a win here. With two disastrous results behind them and a foreboding clash with Manchester United waiting on Saturday, this was a perfect opportunity to boost morale, on and off the pitch, but it wasn't to be. Fenerbahce, much improved from their humiliating...
    • Slipperduke
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    • autumn champions combined didn dose emmanuel encounter foo football fortune johan jury knowing league mounting nicely pace persie physical ski suspected trap wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Napster

    Mark Rawle at Redditch

    Latest match report - my highlights SOUTHPORT 2-3 REDDITCH UNITED By Andy Mitchell The Reds came back from two goals down to beat the league leaders at Haig Avenue and fully deserved their three points for rolling up their sleeves in difficult conditions. United made one change to the side...
    • Napster
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    • ant continued daly hinckley league olly rolling thorn trap two minutes
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  14. Slipperduke

    Young Guns Hit Five

    There is a swagger about Arsenal in Europe this year. Since the inception of the Champions League, the Gunners have struggled to take their domestic form with them when they go to the airport, reaching the final just once and crashing out early every other year. In that same time Manchester...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ageing bra champions cup didn emmanuel emphatic epl exactly fro fur istanbul johan jury league liverpool matched mistakes money occasions ops poorer qui reaching runners touched trap wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. MrB

    Similies/Metaphors

    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Why drugs are good

    In response to the Why Drugs Are Bad Thread... Electronica jazz-freak and well renowned acid head Squarepusher has put forward a strong case for why drugs are good! “This album started as a daydream about watching a crazy, beautiful rock band play an ultra-gig. At first, a giant fluorescent...
    • Pubey
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    • Replies: 77
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. J

    Ron Martin - the statement

    Right, let's clear a few things up straight away - Contrary to popular belief, I haven't been avoiding the subject all day - quite the opposite, I’ve been itching to get on here and finally say my piece. Truth is, I too lost out on a lot of work this morning, and the meeting was over 2 1/2...
    • J
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    • Replies: 99
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Slipperduke

    Hay Fever

    I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this, but my hay fever has been so bad in the last 24 hours that I've had to trap myself in the isolation booth of my study with the windows and doors closed. Just leaving this stuffy sanctuary for a moment, even for a wee, precipitates a sneezing fit...
  19. Robbo

    Tilly's pre-match speech for Friday's game leaked!

    :clap: IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't...
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    • bear hating lose oop tilly tools toss trap triumph winnings
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Slipperduke

    Arsenal v Liverpool

    Arsene Wenger was left baffled by his team's failure to beat Liverpool in an intruiging contest at The Emirates, but refused to agree that their opponent's away goal made them favourites to progress to the last four. Arsenal certainly had the better of the game, particularly in the second half...
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