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  1. What really happened in Vegas

    The official story has been changed several times and is still does not add up. Many of you will have been to Vegas and know how your are watched night and day. So to follow on from a debate started on the Trump thread........Here goes for starters Why haven't we seen any CCTV of Paddock on...
  2. Benfleet A1

    Stockholm Truck Attack

    Post your outrage and excuses here.
  3. Clumsy or sinister ?

    Why do terrorists always leave their documents at the crime scene ?? 9/11 Everything was obliterated,yet a pristine passport was found. United 93 ....nothing remained at the crash site apart from the red bandana. Stade de France suicide bomber's passport was by his body. Lorry attack in France...
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    Not Nice

    Estimated thirty dead in terror attack on Bastille Day celebration in Nice. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/14/nice-bastille-day-france-attack-promenade-des-anglais-vehicle http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/truck-crashes-crowd-celebrating-bastille-day-several-dead/...
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    George-Mcgovern RIP

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/21/george-mcgovern He was a thoroughly decent man.I saw him speak in a US election debate at the North American Institute here back in the 80's. Also remember wearing a "Don't blame me,I voted for McGovern" t-shirt(just a year after the Watergate break...
  6. Cricko

    Sainsbury's Trucks

    There was a small piece in the Echo yesterday saying that the council are now going to have to look at the supermarket plans again as they only allow for lorries to turn left into RH.This would mean any trucks coming from the arterial would have to navigate the news vic circus fiasco and come...
  7. Cricko


    I just got bashed for £350 for parking in the wrong spot for 5 minutes..Even the owner of the premises who employs the clampers where I was wrongly parked asked the bloke to take the clamp off as he understood my reasons for parking there for a few minutes.They would have none of it.....The...
  8. Onion_Bag_Dave

    In need of a car!

    Recently had my car written off on Saturday night. Some genius in a massive Toyota pickup truck decided to smash into me at 30 mph ish whilst I was going round a corner, blatantly was drunk and he drove off (scum) BRILLIANT! But basically, I'm in need of a car as it is how I get to Uni everyday...
  9. Benfleet A1

    Now I Know What the Helmets For.

    Since joining my new company things have moved along in the recovery world for me. My gaffer is one of these chaps who wont ask you to do something he wouldn't or couldn't do himself which is in sharp contrast to the last lot. He loaths paperwork and if the true is told, sitting in his office...
  10. canveyshrimper

    The Australian Army

    Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than...
  11. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
  12. Tommy2holes

    Household hardcore and rubble

    I have collected a load of rubble for a mate yesterday and loaded it all on a truck that i have borrowed and said that i would take it to the tip for him , but they wont take it. Doesnt anyone know anybody that would want it or were to take it without charge. Thanks
  13. Benfleet A1

    Working For a ***** Company

    As some of you will know, I work for a Rescue & Recovery Company which is not your average 9-5 sort of job. Most though not all who do this job expect long hours, all weather conditions and sometimes, the very real risk of serious injury or even death. It's the nature of the job (considered in...
  14. Latest Rumours Brace yourselves....

    Just a roumour, but..... Around the corner (let's say two weeks from now) there's a big truck loaded with lots of cash.. The truck has 'Stobart' on it, and things are about to change around here.. There must be others on here who have heard similar whispers??
  15. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...

    Not sure the pictures will transfer ...

    Department of Transportation Vehicle Texas DOT Vehicle stopped by an alert DPS Trooper on highway I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin, TX The Mexicans cloned a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs...! I wonder how long they got...
  17. Stopping Snoring

    After 3/4 months of enjoying the single life, I've started to see someone new and, so far, it's been going great. She's attractive, had a great body and has a good sense of humour. There's only one thing getting in the way at the moment... She snores like a ****ing truck. When I first...
  18. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
  20. GNH

    Dating & Marriage - The kids know best

    These Kids are smart!! (written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides...