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  1. Shrimper


    Sodding rain. had to keep an eye out and get the washing in if it did rain. So it goes and rains and i get soaked in my boxers. Coat did naff all, for what? some clothes that are gonna get wet in the sodding machine anyway. :(
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Reincarnation in DC

    Skins' Taylor back at practice This was one of the headlines on ESPN.com this morning. I thought Sean Taylor was six feet under? Then I remembered Washington had signed Jason Taylor. It was a weird moment.
  3. eastenders unanswered

    the queen vic must be the only pub in the world which gives free drinks every week,has a manky old couch and has stand up rows/fights virtually every couple of days. why cant the residents of the square keep any secret? are dot and albert steptoe the same person? whatever happened to...
  4. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
  5. Napster

    Best opening lines in movie history

    My favourite here. Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments...
  6. I want no excuses -- be there.

    It's Meet the Blues Day and you must all attend, I don't want any silly excuses such as "I'm washing my hair" etc. It is compulsory to attend.
  7. shrimper loz


    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
  8. TrueBlue

    Washing your car

    Is it not always the way you wash your car then about half hour later some bird has **** on it!!!?
  9. shooter mcgavin

    Metal Monday 19 - Featuring Kurt Cobain's fave band

    Just about to get this on board in time to still be Monday!! Apologies to SUFC Al or Brettie Angell if they had something else lined up, but thought I'd get some stoner out to the masses. The Melvins were formed in the early 1980s by Buzz Osborne (guitar/vocals), Matt Lukin (bass) and Mike...
  10. Fave US/Canadian Sports Teams

    From the Superbowl thread I can see a lot of interest in the NFL amongst Zoners, wondered if this spread to other US sports. Having spent 5 years in Canada and the US, I am a big fan of all four major US sports, and I follow these teams: NHL: Montreal Canadiens. (Seen them live twice)...
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Not recommended by The AA

    Stupid Yanks! :p
  12. Winkle

    Could you rough it?

    Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...
  13. Striptease at the top

    Did anyone read the bit in Blues News about the top bod at Roots Hall who likes to strip off at night and shoot his pants into the washing basket? My money's on Ron Martin himself, or is it one of the other directors? Hilarious!
  14. 24 Season 7 trailer

    After a lackluster sixth season, 24 returns in January having had a kick up the backside. 'Big Balls' Bill Buchanan is there, as is Chloe but CTU is gone, the show has moved to Washington DC. And they look to have bowed to fan pressure to bring back one of most popular characters they ever had...
  15. lee_sufc

    Moving help?

    Looking for a bit of advice... We recently moved and we rented a van to move ourselves. However, on the day we moved, I did my shoulder in and couldn 't manage moving a washing machine - as it involved carrying it down 2 flights of stairs at our old flat and up 1 flight of stairs at our new...
  16. callan

    Do my dogs need washing?

    Please settle a debate between myself and the wife. We are off early thursday morning to a wedding in Barcelona, meaning our Dogs are in Kennels as from tomorrow. According to the Mrs, the Dogs will need washing prior to their going into the Kennels, whilst I am of the opinion they will need one...
  17. southend_shrimp

    Running order for Live Earth

    Chris Moyles introduces Genesis Set: 'Turn It On Again'/'No Sun Of Mine'/'Land Of Confusion' Anna Friel introduces a film Catherine Tate introduces Razorlight Set: 'Before I Fall To Pieces'/'America' Chris Moyles introduces a film Danny Dyer introduces Snow Patrol Set: 'Open Your Eyes'/'Shut...
  18. DTS

    SZone dinner party.

    Right you all know the game. You having a pretend SZ dinner party. You can have four guests but who will you have and why. My three as as follows: 1) Dad of Dts - I know he will do the washing up after as he waits on me hand and foot when I come home each Xmas. 2) Nzamba Legend - Pure comedy...
  19. mattytheshrimper

    I'm the guru!!!!!!

    can anyone on here challenge me with negative rep. i think i must be one of the most members on here with the most neg rep. i do love this rep stuff very funny although not too sure why mines so bad but still pretty funny. i have had some great comments on why people have repped me. -no reason...
  20. Sodje tries to fit Rooney into his pocket....

    (This pic should have Wayne's handbag in too...)