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  1. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Lucas D

    So who do you think will get poached?

    I think Dave the Kitman will definitely get poached..... rumour has it that numerous Premier$hite scouts have been down at the hall scouting his kit washing talents. How much do you think we would get for him??
  4. Xàbia Shrimper

    Lumberjack Thong?

    A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney. Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock. He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with...
  5. * ORM *

    Norwich Bid £650K for Kevin Maher

    Plus Huckerby as a straight P/x BBC Norf%&k

  6. GET A LIFE canvey dick

    oh how happy am i ! i love bowling down to the newsagents every evening to purchase the echo to read about the super blues !!!!!!!! and at the same time i cant wait to hear what t%&t face marshall has to moan about !! this week he is going for a...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    One for Seth

    An anonymous letter, quite amusing... Matt = = = = = = = = = <span style='color:blue'>Dear Red States We&#39;re ticked off at the way you&#39;ve treated California, and we&#39;ve decided we&#39;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#39;re taking the other Blue States with...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Leigh wave

    Was anyone involved in this terrifying incident?
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. BoyWonder2

    Anyone Flying Soon

    Here are some real in-flight announcements that have been heard or reported: On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings.  If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Groyne Strain

    On BBC3 Now - David Ginola: Secrets And Lies

    It appears that David Ginola is running a celebrity retreat called &#39;The Centre&#39;, where he appears to partake in brain-washing of visitors under the guise of spiritual enlightenment. His physical actions against Roger Cook were indicative of someone with plenty to hide. Amongst the...
  12. Spaceman Spiff

    Shrimpers in turmoil

    World shrimp market in turmoil The world's shrimp exporters are anxiously waiting for a ruling on whether Asian farmers are selling their produce at unfair prices. US shrimp producers launched a lawsuit in January which alleged that Vietnam and China were dumping cheap products into their...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Spaceman Spiff

    Shrimpers in turmoil

    World shrimp market in turmoil The world's shrimp exporters are anxiously waiting for a ruling on whether Asian farmers are selling their produce at unfair prices. US shrimp producers launched a lawsuit in January which alleged that Vietnam and China were dumping cheap products into their...
    • Spaceman Spiff
    • Thread
    • ant axes cases catfish ched compared competitive eddie filed fur ive largest locally nam products shrimpers similar thailand washing washington
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. canada shrimper

    TORONTO-FLORIDA

    End of the first period 1-1 Nathan Horton for Florida and Darcy Tucker for T.O. New Jersey0-1New York islanders Boston2-1Washington St Louis1-1Columbus Buffalo1-0Carolina
  15. The General

    Christmas Day

    Just thought i&#39;d be nosey and ask, &quot;What does everyone do on X-mas day&#33;?&quot; This year for me sees my Nan and G&#39;dad coming round at about 11(ish) and whenever me and brother wake up will be pressie opening time. We&#39;ll have dinner at about 2pm and finish an hour later...
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