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Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations.

NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________


1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 2030-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads?


2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his $h1t?


3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?


5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?


6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?


7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?


9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?


10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates
away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
 

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Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations.

NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________


1. ldnfatso has an AK-47 with a 2030-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can ldnfatso hit before he reloads?


2. ldnfatso has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his $h1t?


3. ldnfatso pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support ldnfatso's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. ldnfatso wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?


5. ldnfatso get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?


6. ldnfatso got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?


7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. ldnfatso knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches ldnfatso knocked up?


9. ldnfatso is a lookout for the gang. ldnfatso also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If ldnfatso makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed his snake with one week's income?


10. Ldnfatso steals Dave the Shrimper's skateboard. As Ldnfatso skates
away at 15 mph, Dave the Shrimper loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Dave the Shrimper 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Ldnfatso be when he gets whacked?

edited to make it more 'street'
 
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