Nudity in front of ones family.

[Cricko]

I guess you could maybe blame that on one of two people Ben..Mentioning no names...

Whats that coming over the hill ...its Mk and Rich...

:p

 

[MK Shrimper]

I guess you could maybe blame that on one of two people Ben..Mentioning no names...

Whats that coming over the hill ...its Mk and Rich...

:p

You wouldn't have it any other way :)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I take full responsibility for derailing this one with my abysmal skim-reading!

Anyway, what was Jon/Josh/Pubey getting at when he mention DtS failed to mention the true question at hand?

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Hmm. He never did answer that question...

 

[blues_r_best]

It's pretty obvious what Josh was on about.

Is Mrs DTS mum worth doing?

 

[cockles is back]

a few months ago, well probably over a year ago now, I was at my mum and dads house, got my usaul ball bagged one eveing steaming drunk and all over the place, I must have got up in the night in a kinda drunken sleeping trance gone to the loo (totally naked) and then just walked into my mums room and started getting in bed with her, it was only when she flashed her light on screaming 'Andrew What are you doing' I woke up from my dazz, and screamed as well Because I was standing informt of my mum totally naked and grabed one of her pillows to cover my crown jewels up!!!! oooh eeeer what a carry on!!

 

[Holy Joe]

It's pretty obvious what Josh was on about.

Is Mrs DTS mum worth doing?

Or was the offer of a threesome accepted?

 

[* ORM *]

I left the room on a hairy pogostick ....:o

Now that's a great quote I've never heard before - maybe I've led a sheltered life.

 

[* ORM *]

I've just remembered after posting something on the classic car thread. The shock on my workmates mum's face when she walked downstairs to find me and him tucking into breakfast. He hadn't told her I was coming, mind you I didn't know until we rolled out of a pub blotto one night. She was totally starkers and a real cracker too but I think I was more shocked and embarrassed than she was.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Dave, it sounds like your bird is half-French, which would explain her comfort at wandering around starkers. The continentals are all a bit like that, happy at wandering about in the buff.

I refused to go on German Exchange at school on the basis that I was convinced that I would be placed with a family of naturists, which would have been far too distressing for my sensitive British eyes.

Amusingly, many years later, I was acting as best man to a mate from Uni who happened to be German. He'd obviously remembered my German Exchange story, and had discussed this at some point with his parents. So, when I went to visit his parents in Germany prior to the wedding, they welcomed me into the house, showed me my room, we then headed into the kitchen for coffee and a bit of cake, and then his mum said in an especially hammed-up German accent...

"Und now ve take off all our clothes, Ja?!"

:o :hilarious:

Needless to say, I went a bright shade of beetroot - I couldn't believe my mate had remembered my German Exchange story... although, luckily, his folks did keep their kit on, and weren't naturists, as I'd feared.

:p

But to answer the poll... starkers in front of my family? No way, Jose!