Talk To Strangers

[Napster]

Longest one so far

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You: whats your favourite colour?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ORANGE


Stranger: like my skin
You: why do you have orange skin?
Stranger: because i am
Stranger: INUIT


You: Eskimo?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: that is the
Stranger: POLITiCAL INCORRECT WAY
Stranger: to call it
Stranger: and you
Stranger: what kind of human being are you?
You: im a black lesbian called Nigekl
Stranger: that is not a nationality
You: OK, I'm from Germany. Sieg Heil!
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why not
Stranger: i am
You: I love Bratwurst
Stranger: italian
You: rome?
Stranger: yes wurstel is n1
Stranger: yes rome is a city in italy
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: i have been to
Stranger: frankfurt
Stranger: and munich
Stranger: and cologne
Stranger: and berlin
Stranger: and hamburg
Stranger: and lipzia
You: munich's great, i lost my virginity in the hofbrauhaus. im from hoffenheim
Stranger: ah hoffenheim
Stranger: isnt there
Stranger: a football club
You: yes. a great football club.
Stranger: i am from the wonderful city of
Stranger: NAPOLI
Stranger: in southern italy
Stranger: are you female?
You: napoli's cool - do you still like maradona?
You: yes im female
Stranger: of course i like maradona
Stranger: what a stupid question
Stranger: pixx
You: no pics sorry, im very shy
Stranger: AGE?


You: im 18. about to go to university in Berlin
Stranger: OK
Stranger: i have a friend that goes to universityi in berlin
Stranger: do you have a webpage?
You: webpage? no, not yet
Stranger: do you chat sometimes
Stranger: in another chat room?


Stranger: maybe we can meet there
You: yes, sometimes i chat on shrimperzone - you know it? about 3pm on a saturday, ask for young blue lady
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont know it
Stranger: are you from pot?
Stranger: i had a lot of germans
Stranger: from pot
Stranger: in here
You: from pot? i dont understand?
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[Hotman]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where?

You: here

You: where?

Stranger: -.-

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[Hotman]

just found a gay one:

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Stranger: hi a/s/l please

You: hi 21/f/uk

You: u?

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reminds me of when I chatted up "stereoscene" on ukchat about 8 years ago!!!

 

[Yer Blues]

Stranger: hi

You: hi this is ben savage from boy meets world

Stranger: ok

You: didnt my tv show rock!

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: :)

You: i was amazing in it was i not?

Stranger: you were

You: you dreamt about me no?

Stranger: i did

You: tell me about one of those dreams

Stranger: that's a secret

Stranger: :)

You: alas there are no secrets from ben savage, he of boy meets world

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[Pubey]

i'm in the middle of grooming some 16yo dutch girl

 

[Yer Blues]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi this is fred savage from the wonder years

Stranger: what?

You: fred savage, the big tv star

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[Yer Blues]

You: Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace

Stranger: ok

You: Molly is the singer in a band

Stranger: aha

You: Desmond say to Molly, girl I like you face

Stranger: ok

You: And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Stranger: ok, bye

 

[Hotman]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiya!

Stranger: howz u?

You: I'm gud, howz u?

Stranger: im great ty! a s l?


You: 19/f/uk, u?

Stranger: 20/m/scotland, wher ein uk r u?

You: carlisle, u kno it?

Stranger: yeah, never been though!! u like it there?

You: nr borders

Stranger: i think iv been through it on a train!

You: yh its ok, where in scotland r u?

Stranger: im in edinburgh

You: i no edinburgh, its gr8 there

You: so what u on here for?

Stranger: yeah i luv it, its a grat city

Stranger: just seeing what its like!

Stranger: there are some strange peeps on here!

You: i'm glad i met u

You: yeh i no

Stranger: aww thanx hunni!

You: sum real weirdos

Stranger: i had someone saying he was hitler! lol

You: glad i found a gud one

You: that mite be who i spoke to erlier

Stranger: aww bless ya!

Stranger: yeah? lol, i dunno what they are trying to do!


You: he said his name was pubey - wierdo

You: they dont get it

Stranger: ugh! i never got as far as his name, i was like cya!

You: so r u single or have a lucky lady?

Stranger: lol, well im single, and im also gay,

Stranger: hope thats cool?

You: no you ****ing queer, **** off ********

Stranger: whats yr problem?

You: i've just wasted5 minutes chatting you up for nothing you ****

You: gaylord

Stranger: ur probably skanky anyway

Stranger: whatever sweetheart

 

[class]

Thats quality Carl!!!

 

[Hotman]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: you ok?

Stranger: ok and you

You: good thanks! asl?

Stranger: what is ASL

You: age, sex, location

Stranger: i don't understand this

Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: it's ok I'll help you understand

You: are you new to this?

Stranger: yeah

You: ok. When someone says asl, you need to say how old you are , whether male or female, and where you are from

You: So...?

Stranger: ASL = 21 / male / Brazil

Stranger: its ok/

You: Wow! Hot young brazilian ;-)

Stranger: ?

You: I'm 22/female/Canada

You: I had a brazilian

You: but it was itchy

Stranger: nice!

You: Where in Brazil are you?

You: Rio de Ferdinando?

Stranger: São Paulo

You: cool, is it hot there?

Stranger: Yeah, 25°C

You: i'm feeling hot thinking about it

Stranger: and in Canadian

You: do you feel hot?

Stranger: no, I am accustomed

You: here in montreal it is about 37 Faranheit

You: i need to be warmed up

You: It's a bit moist here as well

Stranger: 37°F = ?

Stranger: in celcius

You: cold!

Stranger: I love cold

You: so, do you live in like a hut, or a house?

Stranger: I prefer to hot

You: i like it hot too,

You: do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: yeah, and you have a boy friend?

Stranger: (sorry my poor english)

Stranger: I speak only portuguese

You: for ****s sake, everyones ****ing taken

You: you talking ****ing good english for a pikey brazilian

You: **** off back to your mud hunt you ***** ****

 

[sufc_tom]

You: so r u single or have a lucky lady?

Stranger: lol, well im single, and im also gay,

Stranger: hope thats cool?

You: no you ****ing queer, **** off ********

Stranger: whats yr problem?

You: i've just wasted5 minutes chatting you up for nothing you ****

You: gaylord

Stranger: ur probably skanky anyway

Stranger: whatever sweetheart

Couldn't stop laughing :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

 

[sufc_tom]

Haha got a 20y/o polish guy thinking I'm a 19y/o girl from kent.

He said not a lot of brits like poles, I said I know hurts when you walk into them:D

Somehow we were talking about masturbation and penis size now legal sex age, in Poland it's 18!

Quite funny gonna ask if he's gonna come on the back of a lorry soon lol.

Just asked for photos :o turned it down though

 

[Hotman]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: I'm a transvestite

You: me too! how strange

You: what is your name?

Stranger: Are you, really?

You: Yeah

You: What;s your name?

Stranger: my name's Stephen

You: mines Duncan Bulgaria

You: where do you live Stephen?

Stranger: in my mum's dresses

You: I know, I can see that. Where abouts?

You: because I think i'm in your Garden

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[Hotman]

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Stranger: hij there

You: hij

You: howj arej youj?

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: im fine

You: englandj

Stranger: 'bout yourself?

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[Pubey]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiya!

Stranger: howz u?

You: I'm gud, howz u?

Stranger: im great ty! a s l?


You: 19/f/uk, u?

Stranger: 20/m/scotland, wher ein uk r u?

You: carlisle, u kno it?

Stranger: yeah, never been though!! u like it there?

You: nr borders

Stranger: i think iv been through it on a train!

You: yh its ok, where in scotland r u?

Stranger: im in edinburgh

You: i no edinburgh, its gr8 there

You: so what u on here for?

Stranger: yeah i luv it, its a grat city

Stranger: just seeing what its like!

Stranger: there are some strange peeps on here!

You: i'm glad i met u

You: yeh i no

Stranger: aww thanx hunni!

You: sum real weirdos

Stranger: i had someone saying he was hitler! lol

You: glad i found a gud one

You: that mite be who i spoke to erlier

Stranger: aww bless ya!

Stranger: yeah? lol, i dunno what they are trying to do!


You: he said his name was pubey - wierdo

You: they dont get it

Stranger: ugh! i never got as far as his name, i was like cya!

You: so r u single or have a lucky lady?

Stranger: lol, well im single, and im also gay,

Stranger: hope thats cool?

You: no you ****ing queer, **** off ********

Stranger: whats yr problem?

You: i've just wasted5 minutes chatting you up for nothing you ****

You: gaylord

Stranger: ur probably skanky anyway

Stranger: whatever sweetheart

lol!!!:D..

 

[Hotman]

have a classic one going on at the moment, will post when done#

Edit: She is a dirty bitch !!!
sneak preview:

Stranger: than i feel i have to throw up

You: I bet he does though!!!

You: Do you let him take you up the Bum?

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: pretty much enjoy that myself too :)

You: do you do arse to mouth?

 

[sufc_tom]

This is addictive

 

[Pubey]

ooh i think i might have charmed a japanese (or brazilian) girl to send me a pic...

 

[Hotman]

true, I'm chatting up a single Canadian man, but the **** ditched me at the last minute, didn't even give his email address !!

 

[Hotman]

Challenge is to get both a male and female pic. Game on fellas