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Winkle

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Dont no whether we  have had this topic before, but I was just wondering what peoples youthful experieces intailed, mine was....

It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old, full of testosterone. I rammed her with my car (as you do) and she threw me a look like" hello big boy". We got chatting about ,school music stuff like that and we agreed to meet the following day.

I arrived promptly with my best mate in tow who was gonna try his luck with her slightly rotund friend, and we agreed to see a film (think it was Arthur). Anyway during the film we both started to get, how do you say it " familier". All I can remember about this know is the enormous bolge in my staypress trousers while walking out the cinema! Wendy then suggested we go back to hers as she had the new specials album and would I like to listen to it....." to f%cking right I do" I was thinking.

We arrived at her gaff,and she then infomed me that her parents wouldnt be home till late as they both worked shift work.We walked upstairs to her bedroom and starting listening to music. Well from then on it all seems a bit of  blur, lots of kissing fumbling, pokeing, slobbering. She grabbed hold of the little general and showed me where to put it (as if I needed being told )and we sort of fell into eachover. know, the accumilation of everything in the universe, including the big bang, and pictures of Debbie Harry, lyndsey wagner, Sabrina out of charlies angels, was not going to distract me from this moment  and I went at it like Michael Flatly on speed!

Sadly ( on reflection) this was not the best policy, because after what seemed like hours (1/2 minutes) the inevitable happened and the dirty deed was done! knowing know what I didnt no then was that I had totally bypassed the climax stage and got straight into Mount vesouvious mode (eruption) To this day I still think about that defining moment, did it change me? Was I ready? Am I better person now? and you no what..... It didnt matter because I had the biggest smile on my face walking to school the next day!
 
Was 15 years old with a family friend. Absolutley smashed but still remember certain bits of the night but at least it wasn't a diaster like some people remember theirs, just cant remember mind.
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I lost mine when I was 17 to a 37 year old women!

I went Jumpin Jacks with a few of the boys..
I used 2 get teased a lot cause I was one the last out my group of lads 2 have done the dirty deed...

Anyway during the night I got hammered me and one the lads saw these two older birds on the dance, being 17 u dont really give a damn.. anyway we got talking etc.
Anyway i lied about everything my age.. she thought I was 23, which I am now.. I lied about my job etc..

Anyway as the nite wore on me and my mate were well on our way with these 2 birds.. to my amazement they asked us to go back to there house..

It was a council house in lainden...NICE..

anyway one thing lead to the other she took me 2 the bedroom .. this time I was sh!tting myslef.. i was thinking f%ck im going 2 have sex.. just trying 2 rem all those pornos I watched as a kid.. etc.. I cant really rem much of the sex 2 be fair I was smased.. I just rem I had really bad sunburnt and my skin was peeling...

Anyway

Next morning i woke up.. as u do and wonderd were the hell i am for that brief second than it just hits me...
I looked next 2 me and there she was, to be fair she werent that bad.. but I just wanted 2 get out the house at the time i didnt have a clue were I was, didnt know if my mate stayed..

so I got dressed made up some lame excuss.. legged it down stairs there was this stunning blonde bird.. turns out 2 be er daughter ..great! anyway looking for my mate I looked in the front room, thinking it was him boot him in the end turns out 2 be a 14 year old kid and there seems to be about 4 kids in this room.. this point im paincing and just want to go...

So I got out the house ASAP.. took me about 2 hours 2 find a train station it was a sunday trains werent running just rem taking ages 2 get home..

Later that day my pal who i wen round the house with was livid with me 4 leaving him round there.. turns out he was in the spare room.. didnt get off with er mate in the end she was like 5 months preggies... nice.. and the bird I had sex with gave her number to him for me..

Since that day neva seen er thank god.. I just know one day Im going blag er daughter and when i meet er mum I bet its er.. knowing my luck!!

But looking back its one way 2 lose it she was the oldest bird i have done the dirty... she is 43 now!!


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i was 18.. she was 19 and ginger (but really fit) in a youth hostel in germany, i was completely paraletic



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Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ Nov. 23 2006,09:09)]I was 14 she was 27 with 3 kids not the Ideal person to lose it to, but hey woth the punt!
14!!!!!..... 14?...jeeeez, with a 27year old, got to be every boys birthday, christmas, new year rolled into one. I reckon at 14 I would have just lasted to the ping of knicker elastic snapping in my face and then sadly I no it would be all over for me!
 
Under Southend pier with some old munter from the amusements one Saturday night who promptly it legged after the deed had been done leaving this rather dazed and confused 15 year old wondering what the hell had just happened:(

Ahh, happy days
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Quote[/b] (Winkle @ Nov. 23 2006,10:54)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ Nov. 23 2006,09:09)]I was 14 she was 27 with 3 kids not the Ideal person to lose it to, but hey woth the punt!
14!!!!!..... 14?...jeeeez, with a 27year old, got to be every boys birthday, christmas, new year rolled into one. I reckon at 14 I would have just lasted to the ping of knicker elastic snapping in my face and then sadly I no it would be all over for me!
To be honnest I did not last long had a hole like a bucket!
 
I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!

Anyway, did the deed and remember that she gave a cracking blow job and awesome tit w&nk pre intercourse. I also remember (well....not really remember, but I have been informed from the numerous tellings of this story by my mate since that fateful evening, who was shagging his flat mate next door) that the actual deed itself was over in a matter of minutes (started at 5 minutes the first time he told the story, down to about 50 seconds at the time he last told the story to a pub full of mates!!)!!

Oh the shame of it all!!
 
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Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,00:14)]I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!
She wasn't called Susanne or "San" to her friends was she?
I went to uni with a larger whining Welsh bird who's Mum had moved to Luton........
 
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Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 24 2006,08:46)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,00:14)]I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!
She wasn't called Susanne or "San" to her friends was she?
I went to uni with a larger whining Welsh bird who's Mum had moved to Luton........
Sorry fella. Louise I believe. She was actually a student at the uni there.
 
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Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,10:18)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 24 2006,08:46)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,00:14)]I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!
She wasn't called Susanne or "San" to her friends was she?
I went to uni with a larger whining Welsh bird who's Mum had moved to Luton........
Sorry fella. Louise I believe. She was actually a student at the uni there.
Shooter , you told me you lost your virginity to a bloke called Roger !
 
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Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 24 2006,11:04)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,10:18)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 24 2006,08:46)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,00:14)]I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!
She wasn't called Susanne or "San" to her friends was she?
I went to uni with a larger whining Welsh bird who's Mum had moved to Luton........
Sorry fella. Louise I believe. She was actually a student at the uni there.
Shooter , you told me you lost your virginity to a bloke called Roger !
Now that, is a whole different story...
 
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Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 24 2006,11:04)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,10:18)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 24 2006,08:46)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 24 2006,00:14)]I was a late developer, 19 I think and away at my mate's uni in Luton for a night out. She was a lovely Welsh bird with a cracking accent (at least she was at the time of meeting her and getting her back to my mate's flat!!). By the time I woke up and the copious amount of alcohol had worn off, she was in fact a bit on the large side (well she was massive if I'm honest!!) and had an annoying welsh whine of an accent!!
She wasn't called Susanne or "San" to her friends was she?
I went to uni with a larger whining Welsh bird who's Mum had moved to Luton........
Sorry fella. Louise I believe. She was actually a student at the uni there.
Shooter , you told me you lost your virginity to a bloke called Roger !
That, Mr McNasty, is almost slanderous!!!
 
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