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  1. The Artful Shrimper

    PC World

    Everyone. As you know I used to run a website and now don't, this is because;- (copied from various forums for the purpose of obtaining information) I bought a Fujistsu Scaleo P computer September 05' from PC World. It began to create problems from day one. Graphics freezing. Rebooting...
  2. overseas shrimper

    West Brom Surprise

    Last week it was my birthday and, as a great (and huge) surprise, my missus found a brilliant way of getting me to the airport last Friday and handing me tickets to fly over for the West Brom game. I was stunned. All had been arranged for a long time with my brother. Before I knew it, I was in...
  3. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
  5. Airport Taxi

    Chaps, Before I start ringing round the usual local cab firms can anyone recommend a taxi firm for a reliable Airport taxi run from Shoebury to Heathrow, needed for Sunday morning? - (pick up Shoebury Sunday 9th July 9am;pick up Heathrow Saturday 15th July9am)? What should I expect to pay for a...
  6. ldnfatso

    Theo's Holiday!

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Please Think of Us

    Tomorrow morning at approximately 11.00am CET, we shall be collecting a certain Barry Harris from Valencia Airport for a week-long stay. Please think of us at this difficult time ...
  9. Guide to Bournemouth

    As I'm a Bournemouth based shrimper I thought I'd give ya  bit of info on the Town and team which might be of use come saturday. How to get here Take the M25 til you reach the M3 junction (12) signposted Southampton. Its very close to the previous junction. Continue on the M3 til junction 13...
  10. steveo

    relatively funny joke

    guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks...
  11. Come on You

    I have just had the whole of the Singapore Airport transit lounge look at me as I let out a big cheer upon seeing the result......4 fecking 1! Fantastic result for the boys....I take it we played well? I honestly have to say I'd rather not be finishing my holiday but heading home to...
  12. End of the Year Review

    What everyones? Best 10 10. England beating Argentina 9. Watching the film Downfall 8. Finally having a garden and having a bbq during Live8 7. My trip to Spain 6. Beating Forest at home 5. Listening to the Arcade Fire album Funeral 4. Finally beating the Aussies and winning the Ashes 3...
  13. Jon Bon Jovi

    ..........annoyingly nice bloke. Just got back from Nice Airport, after our trip to join up with the AS Monaco Southend Branch Supporters Club, where the poddle haired rocker was flying out. My sister in law is a huge fan so the missus thought it would be a good idea to ask him to pose for a...
  14. * ORM *


    Westcliff Reliance 1 ShrimperZone FC 2 Cup match against a team one division higher and we finally get our first competitive win under our belts. Fully deserved and we should have probably won by more. Got to go to the airport now so I can't even celebrate with the team or watch the win...
  15. Breaking News

    All, It is with great regret that I must inform you that due to the high level of interest from Southend fans in tandem with the small capacity of the stadium, the two clubs have agreed that security costs would spiral beyond any benefit of staging the match. The team were also hoping to be...
  16. sufcintheprem

    Eastwood to Blackpool

    Mwahaha 1. Start at A1015 (Rayleigh Road), Leigh On Sea (UK-SS9 5). Major road 0.5 miles 857 m 0 yards 0 m 2. You just left Leigh On Sea. 3. Continue straight into A127 (Prince Avenue). Major road 3.6 miles 5.7 km 0.5 miles 857 m 4. Continue straight into A127 (Southend...
  17. friendly vs Sopot SK?

    Rumours about the Hall are that our Polish friends from Sopot have been in touch for a friendly as they read in tonight's Echo that Tilly is looking for one more game. The Stag and he commercial dept has been in touch with Southend airport to enquire about flight offers for fans wanting to...
  18. * ORM *

    Directions Please

    1.Start at London Heathrow Airport. 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 3.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear left onto the highway...
  19. Hockley_Blues

    Trouble At The Top

    A quote from the Radio Times: Should make interesting viewing! Starts 9.50 on BBC2.
  20. canada shrimper

    here i am

    Well after a 1 1/2 hour delay at Toronto pearson airport yesterday (thursday)and bloody road works on the M25 i have at last made it back to Leigh-On-Sea.I have hockey sticks and pucks for the trust.I sat for nearly 1 hour in road works and suddenly it started to dawn on me why i left this...