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  1. Mad Cyril

    C2C up **** creek

    Bolleaux.....
  2. Uncle Leo

    Grand National

    bet365 have a great offer - they'll give you half your stake back on any each way bets placed before noon tomorrow as long as you are an existing account holder. E.g. place a £5 e/w bet and it'll only cost you £5 as opposed to £10. I've backed Rocky Creek, sure I'll have another bet or two...

  3. Question Where we stand, the Trust and what next?

    What the bloody ell is going on. From afar I can see the club disappearing before my eyes! All we hear from RM is about his bloody housekeeper... RM I could not care less what happened... what I do want to know is what is happening with our club! Looking from afar I have scoured the web to...
  4. leeblue

    Is it time for mass protests

    with RM blatanly running the club into oblivion is it time to act? I have up until very recently been of the belief that things were going to be ok, but the truth is we are up the creek, we are not even allowed to sign a single player, we are going to watch the yoof team running about getting...
  5. Uncle Leo

    Things you do every year

    After York races last week, I was chatting with an Irish bloke on the way back to the train station. He was saying that him and his mates always came to this particular festival - in fact they hadn't missed a Ladies' Day for 22 years. Pretty impressive I thought, especially as they come over...
  6. Smiffy

    Charlton on the brink of Admin?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1199063/Charlton-brink-40m-debt-set-scupper-takeover-bid.html?ITO=1490 If this article is true, then they are up **** creek without a paddle. Could be -25 points before long?... Poor Nicky Bailey's dream club, could be facing League Two...
  7. Napster

    BBC Xmas line up announced

    The BBC has unveiled its annual collection of seasonal specials for Christmas and one highlight will be iconic comedy Blackadder. The cast will return for a one-off documentary entitled Blackadder Rides Again. Marking 25 years since the original BBC transmission, the programme will feature the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Benfleet A1

    It's pick your brains time!!!!

    My sister has been tracing the family tree and has got back to 1841 so far which is pretty good. She has discovered that one of our lot was a Master Rod Maker and his wife was a basket maker employing quite a large number of staff and having a servant. But what the hell is a Rod Maker? I'm...
  9. duncan bulgaria

    Canoe duo Banged up

    Six and a halfs years each for the Darwin clowns , i'm glad they got equal sentences as i was sure she'd get a more lenient sentence with her stories of how he made her go along with it all that time . They really are up **** creek without a paddle now !!

  10. AFC Bournemouth up s**t creek/ imminent closure

    According to the BBC site, the administrators at AFC Bournemouth are about to close the club for good. Sad enough to see a club go to he wall, but it raises a couple of points for you all to discuss. 1) Football, no matter how emotive, is a business, and therefore, needs to be run as such...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. Indie Club (Part I'm Fugged If I know).

    Must be the alcohol abuse :D Ok, today is a band fronted by a right grumpy northern git, who's released a shedload of albums in their 32 year reign. There are loads of tracks to choose from, so I went with this one. From The Legend that is John Peel's (RIP) favourite band. The Fall and...
  12. Ron Manager

    Liverpool Street Line

    Seriously up the creek this morning ladies and gentlemen....be warned!
  13. Shrimp Creek

    Atmosphere Vrs Crewe

    Thought the atmosphere was 1/2 notches up on the Tramere game with the mob at the back of block V/W in the west being very vocal. They even treated me to "on a piece of string" which was funny :D Most impressive was when the the south stand /west stand thing got going around the time of the...
  14. Shrimp Creek

    Bluebells

    Hope this doesn't sound rude to ask but at the game today it was announced that one of the bluebells had past away at only 21. The girls dedicated their dance to her memory. How did this tragedy happen? Shrimp Creek
  15. Shrimp Creek

    New boy

    First I'll lay my cards on the table and say that i'm a Chelsea supporter or should i say a disillutioned one and before anyone asks i'm not the nutter who was wearing a chelsea shirt at the game tonight :D Ive started watchching southend quite by acident after my son was chosen to be a ball...

  16. The Most Functional English Word

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t! s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t. Some people know their s**t, while others...
    • Cricko2
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    • creek duck lose music
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Most Functional English Word

    To test the ShrimperZone censorship board of directors! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to...
  18. Napster

    Computer help needed

    My PC's a bit up the creek - it won't open any programmes at all - it will boot, into normal and safe mode. I did a AVG scan on Friday night which picked up 40,000 infected files, but stopped itself when to trying to clean these. Since then, I can’t even run the programme, or any other...
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    • creek detected installed itself mode stalled stopped
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Usual_Suspect

    C2C trouble

    A mate who is a driver on C2C just texted me to say line is up the creek around west ham due to signal problems Train Problems
  20. DTS

    Terry Alderton

    Was out on a mates birthday bash at a comedy club called "Up the Creek" in Greenwich. Third and final comedian was Terry Alderton. Must say even though I had drunk too much he was superb. The crowd loved him and he was so popular that he came back out due to crowd demmand.. Tried to...
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    • alder bash creek dru superb
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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