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  1. Strip club scam

    Alright guys, this is a random one to post on Shrimperzone but its kinda a word of warning/ a please for advice. On Saturday night I met up with an old mate I met travelling a couple of years ago. I live in London now so we met near Leicester Square for a few beers, watched the Arsenal game and...
  2. SS5

    Andy Powell

    Wales have dropped Andy Powell from the national squad following his drink-drive charge after an alleged golf buggy incident. Legend or Criminal?? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8516351.stm And yes i am a student, i do have too much spare time on my hands
  3. shaneyshrimper

    Question Is Laurent a sellfish B**stard?

    After last nights performance, I am begiining to wonder. One of the comentators on Sky Sports stated about his decision making skills, which in my opinion is in question??? Some great runs last night but not passing to Spencer last night when he had a clear chance is just criminal. What's...
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Rise in hate crime follows BNP council election victoriesBuzz

    <Robert Booth guardian.co.uk, Friday 15 January 2010 19.20 GMT Article historyReports of racial and religiously motivated crime rose following the election of British National party councillors in several far- right strongholds, police statistics have revealed. Complaints of hate crime...
  5. ShrimperZone Annual Awards 2009

    Prompted by Firestorm. ShrimperZone Annual Awards. Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please copy and paste your votes/answers and remember this is only a bit of fun. Categories:- Zoner of the Year. Best Signature. Thread of the year. ShrimperZone...
  6. Slipperduke

    Henry - A Great Big Woman

    Cheat. Liar. Criminal. Who would have thought that these would have been the words we would eventually associate with the much-loved, oft-celebrated Thierry Henry? Well, me, actually. For all the magnificence that he has shown on the pitch over the years, he has been like this for a few years...
  7. England's Second String Made to Swelter.

    A second string England team fell to a single moment of brilliance in Doha, in an otherwise completely forgettable international friendly. As has become a familiar case for the meaningless friendlies outside of qualification matters, the England side consisted of Wayne Rooney, Gareth Barry...
  8. Fabulous Fabiano Foils Fat Faker

    National hero, cheating midget, the worlds greatest, bloated drug addict, national coach, and now, the man responsible for almost failing to qualify Argentina for next years World Cup. No, this isn't the Newcastle team sheet for next weekend, this is the rap sheet for Diego Maradona. Going into...
  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Teaching Maths!!!

    1. Teaching Maths in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
  10. Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
  12. The General

    My Monday Morning Thoughts

    Dont worry, this wont be a weekly thing! I must admit, i have been a bit of a pessimistic so-and-so over the past month, but personally i think i've been granted in my opinion. I caught a fair few of the friendly matches so wasn't coming into the opening game with a blinkered view. I started a...
  13. Flintoff Fit to Return to the Scene of the Crime

    A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Jack the Ripper never strayed too far from Whitechapel, and England wept with joy at the news that Andrew Flintoff will be fit to return to Edgbaston, the scene of his slaughter of eleven Australians in August 2005. That fateful game four...
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    Teaching Maths in the UK

    1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
  15. Rusty Shackleford

    An Interesting Idea

    Found this on one of my favourite blogs - Old Holborn I believe that one of the key factors in the “hell in a handcart” decline of the UK is the absence of a justice system that punishes a criminal. There are too many instances to mention and I don’t see any real chance of anything changing...
  16. SZ Annual Awards ---- your votes required

    ShrimperZone Annual Awards, Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please vote in any or all of the categories below, and submit your nominations, via PM to me, I will count the votes and post the results as close to the 24th of December 2008 as possible. Do...
  17. SZ Annual Awards ---- your votes required

    ShrimperZone Annual Awards, Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year. Please vote in any or all of the categories below, and submit your nominations, via PM to me, I will count the votes and post the results as close to the 24th of December 2008 as possible. Do...
  18. duncan bulgaria

    My old man is a hoodie and a criminal

    Could help but laugh when i spoke to my old man yesterday as he was telling me that now he has his free bus pass he has been reaping the rewards of being retired by taking my muv into classy establishments like the five bells and the moon and square ?? in Basildon ( lucky lady ). Anyway he...
  19. Interpol Shrimper

    Essex Police last Sat

    Anybody seen this? Not seen it mentioned (if it has, please ignore)
  20. Slipperduke

    Spurs Self-Destruct Again

    Another day, another miserable result for Tottenham Hotspur. The pressure will continue to build on the beleaguered Juande Ramos, but with performances this self-destructive and stupid, is it really any wonder? Spurs were the architects of their own downfall on a cold, windy night in Northern...
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