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  1. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
  2. DTS

    Players quiz from the match programme.

    I know footballers as a whole are not the most intelligent bunch but this weeks questions amazed me. I asked my mates nephew who is 12 the same questions and he got the same score as Charlie McDonald which i thought was pretty good considering my mates nephew quite rightly didnt know Zoltan...
  3. southend_shrimp

    Not good news for Man City surely ?

  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Drugs... what have you tried?

    In light of another Cabinet minister coming out and confessing he dabbled with Cannabis, I'm going to stick up an anonymous poll, just to see what drugs (if any) the SZ regulars have tried. It's anonymous... I promise. I just thought it would just be interesting to see how many of the regulars...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    Man City - new manager?

    From the Beeb On the bright side for City, when Sven doesn't work out they might be able to entice Orville instead.
  6. C C Csiders

    An apology

    I hereby request, nay demand, an apology from the Prime Minister's of Denmark, Sweden and Norway for the rape and pillage of our peoples and villages during the Viking incursions and invasions of this country between 800-1100 (approx.) AD. :rolleyes:
  7. The General

    Poker in the pub ... soon to become a reality!

    01 FEB The rules have been written, pub poker will take place next September The UK Department for Culture, Media and Sport has released new proposals to control gaming in alcohol-licensed premises (pubs), so gaming licenses from local authorities will no longer be needed when the Gaming Act...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 1

    Cast your mind back almost ten years; could you honestly see us reaching this pivotal moment in the history of Southend United? Back in 1998 the football club was skint; it couldn't pay its players, it couldn't pay its creditors, it couldn't pay the Inland Revenue; the future was so bleak that...
  9. Safe Standing...

    From a DRFC Forum; The campaign to allow standing in certain designated areas of stadia was given a major boost this week when the 100th. MP signed the early day motion laid down by Mike Hancok, MP on 15 November 2006. His well-supported motion reads; STANDING AREAS AT FOOTBALL GROUNDS That...
  10. Bielzibubz

    Robert Mugabe

    In short our beloved Prime Minister took this country to war against Iraq, first with the pretence of WMD and once that had been debunked it was to rid the planet of a menace and a man subsequently found guilty of genocide against his own people. Robert Mugabe has systematically taken his...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Fly the Flag with Pride

    According to a report on BBC News, the outdated law banning the display of national flags in the UK is to be scrapped. It is currently illegal to fly a national flag without permission from the local council unless it is flown from a vertical flagpole. A change in the law will allow national...
  12. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    Brighton Stadium In Doubt?

    Brighton's bid to build a new stadium is in doubt after it was revealed Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott made a mistake in his approval letter. On Thursday, Prescott's office quashed last October's 'Yes' verdict on a stadium at Falmer after realising an error was made...
  14. Joke Thread

    >Lesson to be Learned from One Typing the Wrong Email >Address > >A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw >out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to >stay at the same hotel where they spent their >honeymoon 20 years earlier. > >Because of...
  15. Hockley_Blues

    Fox News perspective - pathetic

    This was taken from http://mediamatters.org/items/200507070005. Fox News' Brian Kilmeade: London terror attack near G8 summit "works to ... Western world's advantage, for people to experience something like this together" The following exchange between Fox News host Brian...
  16. Hockley_Blues

    C********r given stadium boost

    From BBC News
  17. Midweek Funny

    Not many people know this but the day after the US presidential election George W Bush boarded a flight to England to see his old mate Tony Blair. He kept it all very quiet, simply boarding Air Force 1 with an overnight bag and his trusty pet dog. He knocked on the door at Chequers and the...
  18. Napster


    Immigration minister quits