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  1. Jonny_Stokes

    F'kin A

    I've just had an absolutely blinding night, getting slashed with some members of the Orient squad at my Sunday league side's award night. F*** Wet Sham and their primadonna loser multi-millionaire numpties, it's all about supporting a side through thin and thinner, and then reaping...
  2. fbm

    The fbm views and ratings

    Due to formatting problems the report isn't yet on the front page so here it is BLUES LAND TITLE IN ESSEX ONE-TWO The two Essex sides defied all the odds in League One by claiming both automatic promotion spots – with the Super Shrimpers deservedly landing the title. In fact, it was...
  3. Smiffy

    Timetable Set

    First of all apologies if this is old news... In tonights Echo, Uncle Ron talks timescales for the new stadium.. A few key lines I've picked out.. Ron is aiming to have us in our new ground for the start of the 2008/09 season.. A detailed application for a multi-million pound stadium at...
  4. The General

    At 2-1 yesterday ...

    .. did anyone notice some 10 year ball-boy running around the pitch collecting all the balls off the rest of the ball-boys which meant we went from "multi-ball" to just the one ball. Some of you may recall, after watching Soccer AM, that Everton did the same thing after going 1-0 up...
  5. The best albums of 2006 so far

    Of the 20 or so new albums I've checked out so far this year, the clear front runners are... Mogwai Mr Beast Some are saying a return to form but IMO, they've never made a bad album. That said, this album more than the last few efforts sounds like a band on top of their game and...
  6. Smudger

    Mystery "outed" Premier$hite footballers?

    Anyone see the article in the NOTW yesterday? Pretty bizarre - two mystery Premier$hite footballers apparently shoving mobile phones where the sun don't shine for the entertainment of a "well-known music mogul." You couldn't make that sh!t up could you?! One is a...
  7. Kenny

    Great Music Vid

    OK Go - A Million Ways I saw a clip of this on soccer AM saturday. In the age of multi million pound music promos this was shot in someones backyard for diddly squat and uses one camera shot. The dancing is right up there with Chris Walken in Weapon of Choice.
  8. Most expensive ever XI

    The multitude of posts all but calling for Tilson´s resignation as a result of his failure to break the club´s transfer record and sign Jevons/Hayter/Henry/Ronaldinho etc got me thinking: what is our most expensive XI . GK: Paul Sansome (40,000) RB: Gary Poole (350,000) LB: Mark Stimson...
  9. Poker anyone ?

    Hi all, I know there are a few poker players on here so I thought I'd float the idea of having a shrimperzone poker tourney. I currently play on Ladbrokes and in my opinion they are the best poker site I've tried. They also give you the ability to play your own private tourney's...
  10. KrustyTheKray

    Car Parks in Cardiff

    For the LDV i parked in multi-storey car park full of Wrexham fans! I dont want to do the same with Lincoln. Nor do i want to park in the park and ride. All i wanna do is park in a convenient town centre multi storey. If i follow the Southend Football (ball) Signs on the road will they take...
  11. The General

    Battrick - First Matches

    Andy Mitchell - 18 yo, BT Rating=2,982 RH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable form, Healthy A destructive player with strong leadership skills and abysmal experience. Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: abysmal Batting: respectable Concentration: abysmal Bowling: worthless Consistency: woeful...
  12. fbm

    The fbm review and ratings

    A TALE OF TWO ERRORS AS FREDDY EQUALS RECORD Freddy Eastwood equalled the Southend scoring in consecutive matches record by hitting the net for the 7th game running as this league 2 encounter hinged on two errors in the first half at the Hall on this Good Friday. So often form goes out of...
  13. The Chat Room Today

    It is with deep regret (mixed with a certain amount of apprehension) that I have to tell you that it is likely that the Chat Room will have to limp on without my presence today. My son seems to think that a 150 mile round trip across snow-clad mountains for the privilige or watching loonies...
  14. Nathan Barley

    Just got round to watching Fridays first episode of the new C4 comedy, Nathan Barley. Written and directed by Chris Morris (The Day Today, Jam, Brass Eye etc) who is one of my favourite comedians - though he isnt actually in it, the script is unmistakeably Morris! His use of language is...
  15. southend4ever


    One of my favourite little johnny jokes - little johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. "Does anybody have an example of a multi syllable word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!" Teacher...
  16. PoD Friday Funny

    One day, an Englishman walked into an antiques shop in London.Looking around, he notices a life-sized bronze sculpture of a cat. The sculpture is so intriguing he decides he must buy it and asks the shopkeeper the price. "Twelve pounds for the cat, sir," the shopkeeper tells...