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  1. Group 1

    Group 1 - Some of the biggest scorelines in the clubs history. The top two go through CanveyShrimper - Billy Best's 5 goals in 20 minutes in our 10-1 romp against Brentwood in the FA Cup. Badger74 - 3-0 home win against Blackburn rovers TTS - beating Birmingham 3-1 a few weeks after Fry...
  2. Brother and sister in lift romp

    http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-***.html The photos are brilliant!! [/SPOILER]
  3. canveyshrimper

    Richard Cadette

    Thanks to Dave Goody for the reminder in the programme on Saturday. Today marks the 25th anniversary of Richard Cadette scoring 4 in a 5-1 romp over his previous club Leyton Orient.
  4. Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part One

    So, another season bites the dust and it’s all over bar the fighting at the Wembley mud bath. As ever, ten months of football has served up more twists, turns and travesties than a Mail on Sunday honey trap and hopefully this should spread some light on the season just gone. Norwich Starting...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    BOGMISH Rd 1:1

    Welcome to the Battle of the Greatest Moments in (recent?) Southend History, where our opening tie is Big Bill Garner banging in 4 goals in a 7-0 romp against Weymouth in the FA Cup in the 1970/71 season up against Freddy keeping his nerve in a tense play-off game against Northampton. I look...
  6. blues_r_best

    Stupid NY Janitor

    Stops hot lesbian teacher sex Who he stopped
  7. DTS

    Question What is Southend greatest ever away league win.

    Over the years we have for a fairly small club had some great results in the LEAGUE away from home. Really hard call but for me the best one ever was Birmingham away when we won 3-1 a few years ago. It was amazing when you think they I think got promoted that season. They had so much to play...
  8. Slipperduke

    When Title Races Go Bad

    Two weeks ago, Manchester United were seven points ahead of Liverpool with a game in hand and the title race appeared to be over. Now, with United losing back-to-back league games, the gap has been slashed to just a single point. Can Liverpool maintain their momentum and romp home to an unlikely...
  9. were you there??

    season 1970ish ? blues legend billy best missed several games through injury,he returned for the stiffs against orient ,best played like a demon scoring 5 in the 7 0 romp. this reserve game attracted over 7000 to the hall just wondered if anyone on here attended that night. 7000 for...
  10. DTS

    Picure the scene if you will....

    You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World. The...
  11. Battrick

    Another meaningless step on my 14 game romp to the title, only question is going to be how much I improve my NRR by..... (obviously this all said with tongue firmly in cheek, just in case we come a cropper ) Lost the toss, but thankfully they decided to field first Tenterden CC won the toss...
  12. We are promoted.

    I dreampt last night that Southend only got to the play-offs this season and lost in those. In the past I have dreampt of a jackpot lottery win and a wild night with Samantha Janus. Add that to being offered a proffessional contract by the Blues, knocking seven shades of excrement out of Mike...
  13. * ORM *

    New Season - New Hopes

    That time again ! Shrimperzone F.C. 58379 - Last season 6th in division VI.285 Tough division but plenty of lessons learnt this season (when to PiC/MoTs, tactics and switched from a 5-4-1 pressing to 5-3-2 sometimes AIM sometimes normal. Last year had 7 active teams, this year 8 but...
  14. Kent Shrimper

    Week 5

    who you got and how you doing At home to the team that finished top last year and should romp home this year and get promoted. I am without a key IM still and look certain to lose this one. Southend United FC - Kevin Blackwell's getting rid of Duberry, C'MON! View game: HT...
  15. overseas shrimper

    Back To Malta

    Well, I have returned to a rather hot and sunny Malta after a month in the UK. My trip was both business and pleasure, but the business end was carefully timed to allow me to make the end of season run-in. Priorities have to be in place! I was hoping to watch The Shrimpers lift their first...
  16. No more negative vibes

    I am a football fan, which means eternal optimism flows through my veins, but everyone is already down about the season before it has really begun. This is going to be a good season for the following reasons: 1. This is the best squad of players we have put together since Ronnie Whelan sold our...
  17. Hornchurch?

    Can anyone enlighten me to where all the money at Hornchurch has come from? They are starting to get some decent players, and i saw they had a bid for Grazioli rejected by Barnet. You'd expect them to romp the Conference South (but then again it took the marsh rats long enough to win the...