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  1. Slipperduke

    This Summer's Transfer Targets

    This Summer's Transfer Targets Christoph Metzelder You only had to watch the last 20 minutes of Arsenal's defeat at Stamford Bridge to appreciate how much the Gunners need a big man at the back next season, and it's not going to be Philippe Senderos. Christophe Metzelder was once considered...
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    5 lunchtime questions to ponder

    1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she...

  3. FHM Top 100

    There has been a great injustice this year....how the hell is Holly Willowby only number 100!!!!! Nicola out of girls aloud (the red head one) is voted ahead of her...and some others who arent as attractive.... some women in there have done nothing fo years and prob old photo shoots..... or has...

  4. Small Wall ,small Goalkeeper .

    Sitting in the south upper right behind the Goal you could see that we was in Big Danger from that free kick .Apart from Harrold ,the rest of the wall looked so small and inviting to an Orient player to dink it over .Our Small Goalie then makes things a lot worse by not standing in the centre...
  5. Phippsy

    Goals!

    Now before anyone shoots me down i do realise its only pre season and its all about fitness, but surely im not the only one who is ever so slightly concerned about the amount of goals we are conceding. I appreciate we have a couple of injuries and im in no way knocking sir Steve but do you...
  6. ldnfatso

    Econonics in Cows

    Economic Models explained with cows- 2007 update SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • ant belong capitalism cows democracy economy exemption ish japanese models publicly russian shareholder shoots throws twenty
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Sean 2

    Back to basics.....

    O.K. everybody stop yer bitching,i wanna suggest a reformation of thought and logic starting with our game on EBH Monday.Right,firstly, our last two games and for many games this season we have shipped in too many goals in one game.Seven goals against us recently defies the term "professional...
    • Sean 2
    • Thread
    • aerial awareness cure enters foo roots scum shoots sticking suppor
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Sean 2

    HOW WE SHALL WIN

    We have lost our way recently in the final third.Too many defences are playing square onto us.We are bereft of ideas once our midfield have exchanged passes.Marky G flies down the wing only to turn inside.JCR goes down the wing quicker than anyone but stops to look for support.Everyone looks to...
    • Sean 2
    • Thread
    • ead exactly lose ops quicker shoots somewhere suppor support wings
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Leeboy

    Fame At Last!

    true or false - you decide >> A free press << Minor club shoots itself in foot? Southend United must be very pleased to be progressing in the League Cup this year - seeing as they beat Manchester United to achieve this. Yet sadly it seems it is going to their...

  10. From Today's PopBitch

    A free press << Minor club shoots itself in foot? Southend United must be very pleased to be progressing in the League Cup this year - seeing as they beat Manchester United to achieve this. Yet sadly it seems it is going to their heads. The club are threatening to charge journalists to...
    • boomerbear
    • Thread
    • cup foo itself league shoots
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. 100 greatest SUFC goals that never were.....

    OK, we've had the greatest goals ever, but how about the ones that should have been the greatest ever, but for some reason weren't. This could be because they would have been the most famous goal in Southend's history to beat Liverpool or set up a tie with Chelsea, or it might be...
    • Hong Kong Blue
    • Thread
    • faced foo liverpool pace rises shoots trigger trophy wiggles
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Uncle Leo

    Attention all Simon Francis sponsors

    All, first of all, thanks to all of those who have sent money to buy shares in the Simon Francis sponsorship. I haven't been to a home game yet so haven't seen a programme, but I understand our name is proudly there! Anyway, now is time to organise things a bit more. All the monies received...
  13. The Watermill Wino

    Sammy goes on the Rampage

    Sammy and Eddie the :colu and :sufc mascots meet at Slayer Road to settle the dispute to be known as The Best Team in Essex :clap :gosh Sammy and Eddie enter the Slayer arena It's not long before Eddie out classed is resulting to Fowl play Sammy blows his penalty kick as eddie saves...

  14. JUST SEEN THE STATE OF THE PITCH!

    Went down the ground today to get a few bits from the shop and couldnt resist having a look at the pitch. So i walked in through the north east emergency gate expecting to see some growth on the hallowed turf and i was shocked to see nothing...nothing at all ! Just a topsoil mix with lots of...
    • northbankblue
    • Thread
    • bath grass growth mix shoots tear
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. South Bank Hank

    Pete Tong

    In the first five games of the season, we take just 5 points from a possible 15 and it's relegation form. BUT THEN WE PLAY Col******r!! It's 3-1 to the Superblues which leads into 8 wins on the bounce (including 8 goals in 3 days against Rotherham and Yeovil and a win against...
  16. Southendsleeper

    Don Castaways - A match report

    Didnt I see this match last time at Roots Hall? Talk about Deja Vu... It was exactly the same, a frustrating half of even chances, both teams cancelling each other out. A goal conceded at the same time, same end of the pitch with the same result. The ref...appalling. The linesman on the west...
    • Southendsleeper
    • Thread
    • appalling cas cos deed didn didnt exactly foo fro hall hes hilariously jury rock roots shoots wasn wes wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. brentford goals

    since the game on sat, ive watched the goals on blues world at least 3 time a day, and i think they are SOOO GOOD!!! 1. it was great to see sodje score a good header, he will get 5-6 this season im sure, and its also good to see some rediculous goal celebrations!! 2. Gowers goal is superb...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • blues ched controlled especially ive premier selfish shoots superb tacking
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. joke

    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he...
    • Voodoo Blue
    • Thread
    • mis shagged shoots teacher
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. TrueBlue

    What football fans really do with their money

    What football fans really do with their money By Nicolette Loizou Last updated January 21 2005 Today’s football fans enjoy flashing the cash out but they are more likely to spend money at florists and bookshops then at pubs Football fans across the country are steadily challenging the...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • barclays diy flashing foo football gardening ish lou premier products res shoots spread stereo supermarket suppor
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. fbm

    The disallowed "goal" v Mansfield

    Having looked again on Blues World it appears to have been disallowed for the ball going out of play. The linesman has his flag out horizontally, meaning a goal kick. Gray had to head it - I don't think he would have reached it with his feet. It was a full length diving header. Anyhow...
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