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  1. Napster

    Excellent article from Radar

    http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2008/04/letter_to_charles_manson_richard_ramirez_ted_kacyinski_bill.php Basically, journo poses as kid and writes to celebs. Some interesting responses.
  2. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona part 3

    The stage is now set for what we can confidently call, without any fear of exaggeration, the most important English club football match in history. Manchester United's hard-fought progression to the European Cup Final means that, whatever happens tonight, it will be an all-Premier League affair...
  3. Slipperduke

    Derby v Arsenal

    There was a point in the proceedings at Pride Park when this odd football match crossed an invisible line between disaster and farce. An Arsenal cross looped into the home penalty area, but drifted a little too far and looked to be heading out of play. Derby's wardrobe-shaped Darren Moore...
  4. 'We've all had a drink'

    What are the best sayings you've heard that are designed to calm a volatile situation? 'We've all had a drink' is the all time classic, and I enjoyed Ian Wright's variant 'We've all had a skinny latte'. Also 'Someone's tired', 'Just leave it, he's not worth it'. Any more?
  5. Slipperduke

    Klass-Jan Huntelaar

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  6. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Pt 7

    Usual rules, usual people banned. Hope this one dont cause too many arguments! :) 1. Robbie Williams covered the song My Way in 2006. Which singer or band enjoyed varying degrees of success with the song in each of the following years ? a. 1969 b. 1971 c. 1977 d. 1978...
  7. Winkle

    Penis Enlargments!

    Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy...
  8. DTS

    Has the standard of air stewardess declined?

    Ive been away quite a bit of late what with a few stag do's and a few romantic trips with the mrs as I am good like that. One thing that has really struck me of late is the total lack of fit birds that now work as stewardess's. I remember as a younger lad going on lads holidays and the women...
  9. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
  10. Slipperduke

    Boring, boring Chelsea

    Thanks to Chelsea, I’m in a lot of trouble right now. You see, when I cover an away game from the television, I usually take the opportunity to invite a few people over, let them raid my beer fridge and then sit nearest the television with a notepad while they chatter around me. It was only...
  11. cockles is back

    are you wearing clothes tomorrow at millwall?

    My pole for today, people must remember I don't have a clue how to set up poles so these are my four choices: yes 100% No skins only for me My name is Brains and I wear a dress Im a Step ladder, I don't go to football on a personal one, I will be sticking to line dancing and finguring my...