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speeding

  1. Microbe

    Ferdinand banned for speeding & is on £690 per week

    As above, the BBC Sport site is reporting. It's his 4th speeding offence and has now reached 12 points so banned for 6 months and fined £350 Also reported he earns £690 per week from Southend United
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  2. TrueBlue

    Taxi for brown....

    Reported in the echo today he has been given a driving ban for speeding taking him over 12 points
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  3. Ayrshire Blue

    Breaking News Michael Timlin pleads guilty in court today

    Been done for speeding and looks like he's had other people take the points. Silly, silly boy if this is true. Front page of today's echo
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  4. Shrimpers are Magic

    I'm 40 and stupid

    what is a quick and easy way of speeding up your computer ie disc space cpu usage etc. all less than patronising answers gratefully received !
  5. chadded

    Memory Lane When our ship shall leave the river bank

    Its timbers brave the main, Our port shall gleam through mists of time, And beckon back again, Then each adventurer shall feel, As onward strains the eager keel, From the School beside the church and sea The speeding wind of memory. And some shall picture pounding ball On turf of sodden field...
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  6. Swede faces world-record $1m speeding penalty

    Switzerland has an interesting process for determining speeding fines. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10960230
  7. southend4ever

    John Terry Entourage of Jokes

    Enjoy! JT has signed up to star in a new TV show. It's called Other Footballers' Wives. Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard JT is parked outside my house!" England manager Fabio Capello...
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  8. Pesky Lawyers Continue to Ruin Football

    Next time I get a speeding or a parking fine, I'm just going to ask for it to be suspended for when I can actually afford to flush £50 down the drain. Why not? It's worked for Chelsea... Rather predictably, the court of arbitration for sport has sided with the London club, suspending their...
  9. CarrowRoad_Hero

    Have I had some good fortune.

    OK, here's the scenario. I recently got caught for speeding on a Motorway in England, caught by the blue radar's on bridge's and then pulled over by the traffic cops. The police station posted the fine to me but it has the wrong number plate on it? What do I do? This is surely invalid...
  10. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
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  11. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Speed twice and face a ban.

    Motorists could be banned from the road after just two speeding tickets. Ministers are doubling the penalty for the worst offences, in a crackdown on Britain's most dangerous drivers. Those caught significantly over the limit would be hit automatically with six points on their licence. If...
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  12. Andy_S

    Kerry Katona hits new lows

    I'm assuming this was on this mornings episode of This Morning, but it's already making it's way around the internet like a speeding train. Yet more car crash tele served up by this washed up mess of a former pop "star". How long before she overdoses? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZASr2TGVk
  13. Southend_Lady

    Speeding

    I got a nice little letter from the Police this morning with a cute little picture of my car whizzing along Hockley road.... 41 in a 30 - how bad is that - will it be the standard 3 points and £60 fine? Also, if you cant see the lines on the road where the fixed speed cameras are then does it...
  14. The Hall Has Eyes

    Have you been speeding?

    Mate gave me this website, as I thought I may have been caught. Checked it, feckers caught me doing 45 in a 40 feck it http://www.i-database.co.uk/index1.php
  15. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
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  16. scrounger

    Smart A*se of the Year Award

    *6th Place* It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
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  17. Benji91

    Super Vehicles

    So i have been in the office 10 minutes and we have already had a reasonably heated arguement about "Super Vehicles". IN the interests of fairness it has been agreed that the wise people of shrimperzone will decide the true winner. Now obviously the correct answer is the Airwolf helicopter -...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Masters of the Universe: have you even drink-drived?

    Following on from the abusing Lee Hughes thread, I'd be interested to know how many people on here have driven whilst under the influence of drink or drugs (including prescription drugs which you aren't supposed to drive having taken). I'll also include an option regarding speeding, as it can be...
  19. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
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  20. West Ham Jokes

    Heard a couple today West Ham players have been told they are not aloud to keep pets A club statement "We feel this should be imposed as the players cannot keep hold of a lead" Alan Curbishley has told all his players to go out speeding, its the only way they'll get three points
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