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  1. RHB

    There but not there

    There was a chunk of BBC Breakfast time about this Charity this morning. Following on from the poppy displays at the Tower a few years back a new project has been set up to remember those that fell in the first World War. Profits from sales from the web site will go towards the following...
  2. yogi bear up the cagire

    Allez tfc!

    No play-off excitement with the Blues this year but plenty of thrills and stress in the French League 1. A win tonight for Toulouse Football Club (tfc) at Angers (Bilel's old club) will ensure tfc of League 1 football next season and provide the GREAT escape...........anything else and we have...
  3. Can all you miserable "fans" now please just take each game as it comes?

    Just wanted to mention how you all slagged off the cup draw saying we were going to lose and how **** it was, blah blah blah, moan moan moan. Turns out you were all incredibly wrong and we are in the next round. It goes to show you can never guarantee what is going to happen with this club...
  4. Cricko

    Zone Update Majeztic continue their Sponsorship of The Zone

    Oh Behalf of Ken and Myself we would like to say thanks to Mike at Majeztic for agreeing to Sponsor the Zone for another year. We cannot stress enough our gratitude to all our sponsors who support us, thus enabling The Zone to keep running. Without their help in these days of ever spiralling...
  5. Lester Bangs

    Question Accounts and the Umbongo - Update!

    So I was thinking last night about the reason that the embargo was in place was that the Accountants would not release the completed Financial Statements until they had received payments (and rightly so, they aren't a charity and they provided a service). Now this got me worried again as it...
  6. southend4ever

    Help Me Work from Home!

    After a number of health issues, it has highlighted that health is my number 1 priority. I have a great job in the City but am sure the stress of it all is not helping my health. I am at a stage of thinking that work away from a desk or working from home would be the way forward. It is...
  7. southend4ever

    Give me Strength - Depression, Anxiety, Stress et al.

    Is anyone out there suffering and doesn't know who to turn to? I want to provide support to any SUFC fans who need someone to talk to. Having had a shocker in 2011 suffering with depression, I know that some of you reached out to me and suffer yourselves. The response was overwhelming and...
  8. DTS

    Question How good was 2011 to you.

    How good was 2011 to you personally on a scale of 1-10. I am talking life here not football. I would give myself a 7. Positives - Moved into new home which we renovated from top to bottom, took and passed all four exams to get a Diploma I need to carry on trading after Dec 2012, Still self...
  9. pickledseal

    Parent Text App: How to text your children...

    I'm intrigued by this for a variety of reasons... I don't have children, but spend all day every day communicating with young people. Texting is a powerful force and so often communication takes place between parents and their children in this way. Indeed, even at 27 often I will text my own...
  10. Can a footballer learn to control anger?

    Or for that matter can any human being learn to control anger? Well the simple answer is yes we can learn to control anger. But in general anger cannot be managed simply by someone trying harder next time to avoid getting angry (as some seem to think). I have never heard of footballers...
  11. MisterStubbs

    Fifa 11 Download Entrance/Chants Here!

    Right guys, I spent all yesterday afternoon and evening putting together these files containing over 1000 different tunes for you to download. I know there is already a thread about this but from this one, you can actually download the files all at once and they are ready to be used. In these...
  12. Winkle

    My first go at internet banking!

    I am not a dinosaur (my kids my think differently) but after changing banks I now have access to online banking. I no what you are all going to say..."I was doing all my accounts this way years ago, blah, blah blah" but truthfully I just never had the time or could be bothered and did not see...
  13. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
  14. Winkle

    I have a bad feeling!

    Not that I have visited any psychics recently or dabbled in occult themed seances with mystical spirits but I woke up this morning at 4:30 am in utter shock and depression. I probably had a bit of post taumatic stress disorder after witnessing our match against "Yoevil" and sealing our...
  15. Pressure - Carlisle at home ...

    wonder how the players will handle the stress ..... and who will step up to the mark .... Francis has . and whos available - Macca ? and my sudden inspiration is stick scannel up top with Vernon ... can't wait for next two games .... can we even dream of getting out of this ?
  16. TrueBlue

    The MK Pledge

    Right this is a post I have never really attempted before, after receiving a nice message from DTS this morning I have decided to give it a go. We need as much support at MK as possible we need passion and we need people up the back who want to sing for 90 mins, Dave has kindly said he will be...
  17. southend4ever

    Awkward moments at work

    Being aroused at work... Has this happened to you? So there we are sitting at the desk drifting after lunch on a cold winter's day as I normally do and I start thinking of smashing 7 shades out of Jennifer Lopez. I naturally get barred up and excited with a little smirk rising and a bulge in...
  18. Trescothick Suffers Groundhog Day Again

    The news that Marcus Trescothick failed to overcome his demons to compete properly in the Champions League Twenty20 Trophy is desperately sad, but all the more tragic is how predictable this was. Trescothick is essential to any hopes of success Somerset harboured this Summer and went to great...
  19. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...
  20. Slipperduke

    No Chance For Youth At The Top

    One week on from The Great Chelsea Punishment and still the sense of shock reverberates through the global game. A steady stream of similar accusations have trickled in through the front door of FIFA HQ with some of English football's proudest names implicated in the scandal. Poaching, it is...