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Stats

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People of the Zone,

We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches.

Draw list and numbers as follows;

Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1
Russell Brand - Hutton - 2
Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3
Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4
Pete Doherty - Dave - 5
Vanessa Feltz Father - South Bank Hank - 6
Kerry Katona - Van Whale - 7
Garry Bushell - Lord Walker - 8
Vanessa Feltz Mother - The Hall Has Eyes - 9
Ben Elton - Uxbridge Shrimper - 10
Max Clifford - toellandback - 11
Danny Dyer - BeemaMad - 12
Fiona Phillips - Billericay Blue - 13
Christian off Eastenders - Duncan Bulgaria - 14
Jeremy Clarkson - Boy Wonder - 15
Timmy Mallet - Ldnfasto - 16
Steve McLaren - Southend Lady - 17
Graham Norton - Keith Jones Casual - 18
Simon Cowell - Davewebbsbrain - 19
Trevor Kettle - Bailey The Quiter - 20
Robert Killroy-Silk - Overseas Shrimper - 21
Richard Madeley - Lord Football - 22
Peaches Geldoff - Mad Cyril - 23
CAshley Cole - statski77 - 24
Amy Whinehouse - carl - 25
Gillian McKeith - Pubey - 26
Jeremy Kyle - JoshC - 27
Vanessa Feltz - Aberdeen Shrimper - 28
Karl Duguid - Sussex Shrimper - 29
Dennis Wise - Old Blue Lady - 30
Bruce Forsyth - Rusty Shackleford - 31
Maggie Thatcher - Big Shrimp - 32
Leon Clarke - Steveo - 33
Paris Hilton - Geniel Harry Grout - 34
Michael Jackson - Stevie G G G - 35
Barry Fry - Irish Shrimper - 36
Mark Lawrenson - Blues Shrimper - 37
George W Bush - Jassy FA - 38
Dale Winton - Canvey Shrimper - 39
George Lamb - MK Shrimper - 40
Geri Halliwell - Desert Shrimper - 41
Joey Barton - Tarquin Fauntleroy - 42



Earlier today Aberdeen Shrimper kindly provided me with 20 random numbers
(1, 3, 6, 7, 11, 14, 15,18, 21, 24, 25, 26, 28, 30, 33, 35, 36, 38,39, 41)
to set up the Prelim draw and we have as follows.

JAMIE OLIVER VS JADE GOODY
VANESSA FELTZ FATHER VS KERRY KATONA
MAX CLIFFORD VS CHRISTIAN OFF EASTENDERS
JEREMY CLAKRSON VS GRAHAM NORTON
ROBERT KILLROY SILK VS CASHLEY COLE
AMY WINEHOUSE VS GILLIAN MCKEITH
VANESSA FELTZ VS DENNIS WISE
LEON CLARKE VS MICHAEL JACKSON
BARRY FRY VS GW BUSH
DALE WINTON VS GERI HALLIWELL

Winners in bold.

Some stonking draws there,

Poll's will be put up in due course.

In the event of any matches being a draw, whoever got my vote will win their respective tie (mwahahahaha).

Stats
 
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Ah, see what you mean Dave. Had forgotten completely who I'd nominated, either one of ours is a worthy winner!
 
Do please tell me, you're not slagging off my selection before this has even started again?! :doh:

Its like when Man United get a home draw in the FA Cup to the likes of Macclesfield. You hope that the giant killing may happen but know its not likely to happen and a landslide will occur.
 
Any chance one of the mods could stick this up top, saves me having to go through pages of threads everytime I need to stick one of the draws up.

Cheers
Stats
 
I cant wait for the fat **** judas, anyone who doesnt vote for him must be mental. Bush is a fukwit but we have all had the displesure of the fat **** fry. God i hate him
 
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