Mr Gilbo
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Just received an email from my brother on the subject of the blue belles which really seems to get on his nerves. It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share it with you. Please do not shoot the messenger!!!!!
Dear people of shrimperzone,
Have you ever noticed that we seem to be drowned in complete and utter crap during our half time performances? For one I absolutely love watching the half time challenge, because lets just face it’s highly amusing, but what I do not want to see is a bunch of illiterate GCSE drop outs, who cant get into performing arts college and are probably members of the Mayhem cage dancers. Actually on second thought I do not wish to insult Mayhem by insinuating that the night club can drop that low.
I have been in the performing arts industry for over half my life and I have seen bad performances but I never expect to buy my football ticket and think to myself I will never get those five minutes of my life back! It’s like watching a bunch of completely over the top useless posers. They can’t dance, you can automatically see who came up with the routine (that’s the one who can do it by the way). They dance as though people give two flying f***s, do they honestly believe that people find them enjoyable to watch? Hell their parents must be so proud of them, I mean who wouldn’t love to watch their children make complete fools of themselves in manor befitting a streetwalker!
They don’t dress to suit there figures, they wear dance trainers as though they know how to dance…and what made me lose it completely is now you can hire them for outside social events…what the hell would you use them for? I guess I could book them into beginner dance classes…or maybe even dress to suit their figures lessons…or maybe even how to wear make up that does not make them look as though they did it in the pitch black…. hell I love watching the surprised cheerleader mince around in the middle of pitch showing that they don’t know the routine, and love to make complete arses of them selves in front of 10,000 people week in week out. Actually what I am getting out is does anyone actually enjoy them? After the first few games from a distance they look rather attractive and you realise some are under age, some are a little too large for the outfits and some are just…. well some are just special. I honestly believe that something should be done to help them….
Dear people of shrimperzone,
Have you ever noticed that we seem to be drowned in complete and utter crap during our half time performances? For one I absolutely love watching the half time challenge, because lets just face it’s highly amusing, but what I do not want to see is a bunch of illiterate GCSE drop outs, who cant get into performing arts college and are probably members of the Mayhem cage dancers. Actually on second thought I do not wish to insult Mayhem by insinuating that the night club can drop that low.
I have been in the performing arts industry for over half my life and I have seen bad performances but I never expect to buy my football ticket and think to myself I will never get those five minutes of my life back! It’s like watching a bunch of completely over the top useless posers. They can’t dance, you can automatically see who came up with the routine (that’s the one who can do it by the way). They dance as though people give two flying f***s, do they honestly believe that people find them enjoyable to watch? Hell their parents must be so proud of them, I mean who wouldn’t love to watch their children make complete fools of themselves in manor befitting a streetwalker!
They don’t dress to suit there figures, they wear dance trainers as though they know how to dance…and what made me lose it completely is now you can hire them for outside social events…what the hell would you use them for? I guess I could book them into beginner dance classes…or maybe even dress to suit their figures lessons…or maybe even how to wear make up that does not make them look as though they did it in the pitch black…. hell I love watching the surprised cheerleader mince around in the middle of pitch showing that they don’t know the routine, and love to make complete arses of them selves in front of 10,000 people week in week out. Actually what I am getting out is does anyone actually enjoy them? After the first few games from a distance they look rather attractive and you realise some are under age, some are a little too large for the outfits and some are just…. well some are just special. I honestly believe that something should be done to help them….