My mates Dilema

[Angell Delight]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 12 2006,11:41)]she can't deliver the goods as she has the painters in.

Nice to see Billy and his family are settling into the area then......

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

DtS - long time no news?

Has he scored or has he had a career change?

 

[KrustyTheKray]

This is brilliant! I'm literally wetting my pants reading all this!

So have you any photos you could post on here of this Jemma then?

Whats the latest?

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

I see we all have the same kind of minds then!!

 

[DTS]

** UPDATE FOUR - **

Well lads. I am sad to say the great love affair appears to be coming to an end.

Basically I think he got to about date six and had still not even had so much as a hand shandy. He tells me he got her charlies out but having seen them all be it through her top they dont look great.

As she was so tight he has now decided to knock it on the head. He has decided the best way to get rid of her is to ignore her texts.

I think she has realised that a 27 year old bloke expects a bit more than holding hands after 6 dates and has come back with a few smutty texts recently including the delights of

* I am sorry for being an Ice Queen - Let me make it up to you

* If you were here now I would be all over you.

I dont think he is interested anymore. We discussed this topic in depth last week in our local and he is grateful to all the people that have given him encouragement and advice.

Funny enough I got stopped by someone from this board I am sorry to say I dont know on Friday asking me for an update.

I suspect he wont see her again which is a shame as she had a nice mate he was trying to set me up with (Not that Mrs DtS would have been keen I am sure).

Still - Good story while it lasted I thought.

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Oct. 17 2006,14:27)]** UPDATE FOUR - **

Well lads. I am sad to say the great love affair appears to be coming to an end.

Basically I think he got to about date six and had still not even had so much as a hand shandy. He tells me he got her charlies out but having seen them all be it through her top they dont look great.

As she was so tight he has now decided to knock it on the head. He has decided the best way to get rid of her is to ignore her texts.

I think she has realised that a 27 year old bloke expects a bit more than holding hands after 6 dates and has come back with a few smutty texts recently including the delights of

* I am sorry for being an Ice Queen - Let me make it up to you

* If you were here now I would be all over you.

I dont think he is interested anymore. We discussed this topic in depth last week in our local and he is grateful to all the people that have given him encouragement and advice.

Funny enough I got stopped by someone from this board I am sorry to say I dont know on Friday asking me for an update.

I suspect he wont see her again which is a shame as she had a nice mate he was trying to set me up with (Not that Mrs DtS would have been keen I am sure).

Still - Good story while it lasted I thought.  

 

 

Crashed and burned - better to have jumped early than spending too much on a lost cause. Cheers for the story great reading

 

[Groyne Strain]

It is a shame. At first it sounded like she was an EasyJem and was only a matter of time before he got into her British Midlands and started stroking her DanAir.

Unless he's lying and it turns out he's really an Aeroflot in bed and is too embarrassed to tell.

 

[Firestorm]

Well it sounds like he may have been able to get hold of her Quantass but she drew the line at a bit of Aer Lingus

 

[Firestorm]

Following a tweet from DTS , The Pilot needs reintroducing to SZ

 

[Napster]

Whatever happened to Hong Kong Blue, he was quite amusing.

 

[TrueBlue]

Whatever happened to Hong Kong Blue, he was quite amusing.

Was he the one with the darryl sutch fettish