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  1. * ORM *

    American Trash TV - Oh how we all laughed

    Years ago we all laughed when we had our 3 TV channels showing relatively decent TV and scoffed at stories of hundreds of US cable TV stations showing ****. I just scanned through Sky. What the hell am I paying £40 quid a month for ? I rarely watch it anyway. Sadly our domestic channels are...
  2. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
    • J
    • Thread
    • bananas blah boom coins consolidation continued didn discussed dressed errr fooled heaven icke infuriated missiles pain pardon politically rolling sentence spread stairs stopped toss town trolling wasn yates
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. jeremyh1

    "Dagenham Kev" on Youtube!

    Wow, after searching Southend United on youtube I came across this "interview" and was shocked to see a guy who I had the "pleasure" of meeting at 2 matches last time I was over in the UK... Turns out he is known as "Dagenham Kev" and I was quite shocked to see he...
  4. J

    People you hate

    for me, it's mainly types of people, instead of actual examples.. 1.Paedophiles, bullies and cowards, 2.terrorists, cowards, 3.Benefit babes, grab grab grab.. 4.Grunger thingies.. soap dodgers, and blokes wearing make up 5.Murderers, no right to take someone elses life 6.Female Liberists...
    • J
    • Thread
    • blah bullies chavs ead essex faul foo grab terrorists types
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. East Yellow Moaning Squad!

    This is a bit of a rant.. Aimed not at our fabulous team after an heroic display but at some of our fans.. I have a season card in East Yellow row O and 6 weeks into the season am constantly diappointed to hear some of our fans shouting out at Tilson during games - a guy 2 rows in front of me...
    • Mrs P
    • Thread
    • blah didn didnt doesnt fro jobs ran rubbish suppor tilly trap
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. J

    Believe in ghosts?

    If you look long enough you'll make out something walking through the room. Anyone actually believe in ghosts? Personally another wind up me thinks... analysts have studied footage blah blah blah.. my arse Blatantly a hoax
    • J
    • Thread
    • blah foo hoax
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    ****ed

    hello my prettys i am ****shed as a dutchman? OI SEB where is radio wweetabix i am looking fior some tunes dispite our best efforts even if smiffy hid behind a bus stop the land lord would not let us in the golden lion tut tut anyway gread win up the blues, KEN I NEED CHARIT DETTAILS etc... blah...

  8. Anyone started to get excited

    After wednesday one's thought's naturally turn to the weekend, only 2 more days to work blah blah I dont know what others are like but I feel like a little boy again at Christmas, cant wait for saturday now. Got my new shirt, probably buy the new away one on Saturday as well, Roots Hall...
  9. J

    FAO: All that posted

    i have something to say on this subject... if you (that is everybody who posted in the topic re robinson) get worked up about something so little as a wind up, then you really all need to get a life get a grip, and certainly get out more.. for something as trivial as an "Internet...
    • J
    • Thread
    • ban blah category detest posted spaceman threats toss
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. First time I've looked at the site...

    This is the first time I've looked since the game although I predicted Saturday night what I would read the usual sh!t about players being to blame and we're not good enough so I thought I would contribute towards the discussion. Earlier this season Doncaster beat Man City and Aston...
    • OlvisIII
    • Thread
    • admire blah cas contribute didn exactly foo goa ive joi league pathe penney threatened
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. steveo

    Talk Sport

    If anyone is dreading a "2005 end of season wobble" it appears that non Shrimpers dont expect one. Talk Sport had the Swansea match announcer/commentator bloke on this morning. He was running through their remaining games ..Blackpool away, blah blah blah, "then at home to Southend...

  12. Hold on to your hats for this one

    Im called upstairs today for a natter with the boss. While chatting about work type stuff and whatnot he suddenly hits me with 'What stand is the East Stand? I explain which it is when he hits me with this. On thursday morning a letter drops on the mat from Southend Council. In it is...

  13. Liability

    Kevin Maher should be replaced for the next match, his set pieces and passing today were absoloutley shambolic. And I know people will say 'top 3 in assists last year blah blah' but last season doesn't count for anything right now and today I don't think he found a single blue...

  14. Radio 5live---- 606 phone-in

    Got back to the car for the drive home yesterday and heard "Our featured match Rotherham vs Southend -- any Southend fans driving home want to give comments , phone in". I did and the researcher told me that "if the producer liked my comments they would ring me back". We then...
  15. * ORM *

    Same old doom and gloom merchants

    * RANT MODE ON * After two successful seasons with clear progress demonstrated both on the field and off the field there are still numerous people on here that seem to spend their whole lives looking for opportunities to criticise. Squad size, striker shortage, tickets, club shop blah blah blah...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • afterwards attracting blah controlled disappearing foo football icke ickets mode ran sufc
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. My Views on everything since Oxford

    Well having read everyones posts (all 29 pages of them) and having had time to diggest a few things I thought, well I felt I needed to write as I have so many opinions on posts from posters on hear, I think what it does show is so many personalities in people on these boards, and I don't...
    • dave cusaks nose
    • Thread
    • blah bottles brough claimed custodial dads didn didnt doesnt eventful everyones firms foo football gran hadn hall hasn havent honourable jobs knives olds oxfam oxford pathe punches qui roots roots hall southend spread stated suppor tear tools town weapons wes wild youth
    • Replies: 118
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Players' Songs

    One of the highlights for me yesterday was pre-match, each player taking the pitch and receiving an ovation from the gathering masses! These players deserve it and maybe some new songs. I know you only get a song going by starting it at a match, blah, blah, blah but you always think of a new...

  18. Tes lazy in training...

    Heard from a mate who speaks to Matt Lockwood who speaks to Tilson...blah...blah.. that the main reason why Tes was let out on loan and never really got his first team football was due to his lack luster effort during training, turning up late, never worked hard (compared to the rest of the...

  19. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
    • one flew over the cockles nest
    • Thread
    • accountants ban behave blah bong boxed brough builder burger coins controlled dads didn didnt dives everyones exactly foo football ford grab hadn holly islamic joi ley leytonstone literally lumps military models mums pads rubbish shadow shrimpers southend stairs tacking tan taxi terror threats thrown tilly toilets town undercover wardens washing wasn whos
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. TrueBlue

    Nuts

    .... blah blah
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